After Four Updates, Asking for Monthly Tickets!

We were still two monthly tickets short today. What a pity—but it didn't matter. I had seen every one of your monthly tickets. Today's guaranteed minimum was still four updates; fifteen more tickets meant five updates, and thirty more meant six. If you enjoyed reading it, then cast all your monthly tickets!

We were only fifty-one places and four tickets away. Four tickets, and we could charge into 51st place. That way, we would be just one step away from the first-stage goal: the top fifty. Where were your monthly tickets? Kill! Let us use monthly tickets to kill our way into the top fifty, leave our mark on this ranking list occupied only by great gods and lesser gods, and tell them: we came too, and we would stay!