"How can we get all the peaches here?"
"First, should we blast this place with the beam cannon and scare off all the Earth residents?"
The White-haired Girl paced back and forth, her chest bouncing with every step.
Liu Di pondered for a moment. This alien was rather adorable. Perhaps driving them away did not require a fight.
Then Liu Di cleared his throat and stepped forward. "I have a brilliant idea."
"Oh?"
"Tell us, Brother?"
The White-haired Girl said seriously, "Do you need me to act fierce and tell them I'm an alien? Hand over the peaches in your hands! Roar, hahaha!"
Liu Di pursed his lips. "Your mothership can stay in outer space for now, then cloak the landing craft. Earthlings have a habit: when night falls, they all go home to sleep. At that time, the peach orchards will be unguarded. You can send these Green-skinned People in to pick all the peaches without anyone noticing."
The White-haired Girl hesitated for a moment. "That's so complicated."
Liu Di raised one finger. "This is a perfect plan. Not only will you get the peaches, but you won't hurt anyone. By next year, those farmers will grow another batch of peaches for you, and you'll have an endless supply."
"Oh?"
The White-haired Girl's eyes lit up. "This is a great method! Brother, your way of doing things without anyone noticing is brilliant. What do you Earthlings call this?"
The Green-skinned Commander froze, then gave an awkward laugh, just about to say the word "steal."
Liu Di calmly kicked him two meters away.
Then—
Liu Di said sternly, "Remember this. We Earthlings call it 'borrowing.'"
The White-haired Girl cheered. "Listen up, everyone! When night comes, we'll borrow peaches together!"
Immediately after.
The Green-skinned People wearing cat ears on their heads