My Right Eye is a God-Tier Computer
Chapter 17

Michelin 3-Star Culinary Skill

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In the private messages.

A Leaf of Bodhi: Hello, Mr. Emperor Yi. May I ask if you've signed with an agency?

Stargazing Group: May I ask if you can attend commercial events? Name your price!

Director Song: Hello! We're the variety show "Everybody's Singing God." I'd like to speak with you. Could you leave me some contact information?

Lan Zhihui: Handsome, do you have a girlfriend? I'm 175 cm tall, weigh 56 kg, and my bust is—

Mu Xiaoyao: Brother Emperor Yi, I love you! Do you dare reply to me?

There were countless comments and messages of all kinds, most of them praising him, inviting Liu Di to perform, or from fanatical fans wanting to meet him in person.

And it had only been half an hour!

"In this age of self-media, the power of the internet really can't be underestimated!"

Liu Di tossed his phone aside. He had no interest whatsoever in the entertainment industry.

What he kept thinking about was the increasingly powerful dream of starting a business in his heart!

At that moment, a business plan was gradually taking shape in his mind!

On the fifth floor, inside a luxurious bedroom.

Yan Xinxin grew angrier the more she thought about it.

How had the carefully arranged trap failed to get that damn Liu Di?

That stupid surveillance camera had malfunctioned at the crucial moment!

"Kaikai, come on. Let's go to the second basement level. The glass-ball trap in the room must have gotten Liu Di. I want to go down and see how miserable he looks!"

"Kaikai? Did you hear me?"

She turned her head and saw Yan Kaikai lying on the bed with headphones on, staring intently at the iPad in her hands.

On the screen was the back of someone playing the piano.

"You little nymphomaniac, Kaikai. What's so good about this show-off video?"

"Xin Xin, listen. This person's voice sounds so nice."

Yan Kaikai was already completely enchanted. Tears even glimmered faintly in her big, fluffy eyes.

"Hmph."

The moment Yan Xinxin put on the headphones, she fell silent.

The singing in her ears was ethereal and light. At first, it was like a mountain stream; then it seemed to become a wisp of green smoke, slowly drifting to the mountaintop before finally entering a sea of clouds, vast and majestic!

Not only was the singing heavenly, but the piano accompaniment was absolutely top-tier as well!

Yan Xinxin was both a gifted music student and an online streamer.

The singer's vocal ability, piano mastery, and the arrangement of this song had absolutely surpassed every musical work currently on the market!

She was stunned beyond words!

"This sounds so good!"

"Kaikai, Kaikai, I'm going crazy! Who is he?!"

Yan Kaikai wore an equally obsessed expression. "I don't know either. He's very mysterious. There's only this one video, his name is Emperor Yi, and he already has six million followers!"

"Kaikai, I've decided. I've finally found my goal in life."

As Yan Xinxin spoke, she actually began to sob. "I want to marry him! I have to marry him!"

"No, Xin Xin! I discovered him first. You can't steal my husband—we're sisters!"

"What do you mean, no? I insist! I'll marry no one but him!"

Grrr...

As Liu Di sat with his eyes closed in thought, that familiar sound came from his stomach again.

He was hungry again!

He checked his phone. It was already ten at night.

"Looks like I can only go to the kitchen and find something to eat!"

Liu Di sprang to his feet. Time to head for the kitchen!

The instant Liu Di pushed open the door.

"Ah!"

Two abrupt screams startled Liu Di!

Then, hiss!

Pepper spray!

Fortunately, Liu Di's extraordinary reaction speed allowed him to dodge the spray like lightning!

"What are you doing?!"

Liu Di frowned tightly and stared at the two young beauties holding pepper spray, both of whom had collapsed to the floor in fright.

"Pervert!"

"What pervert? This is my room!"

"Ah, um..."

The two of them were Yan Kaikai and Yan Xinxin!

No matter how good Emperor Yi's singing was, they were still unwilling to accept their failure to prank Liu Di.

Five minutes earlier, they had sneaked up to Liu Di's door with pepper spray.

Just as they were about to peer through the crack in the door, Liu Di suddenly appeared!

"Ah, you..."

"Molester!"

"Listen, Liu Di, you can't stay in my house!!"

"And you definitely can't hit on Third Sister!"

"I'm telling you, as long as we're here—huh? Where did he go?"

By the time the two girls came to their senses, Liu Di had already walked far away, completely ignoring the two unreasonable young ladies!

"Kaikai, let's follow him and see what he's trying to do!"

"That damn pervert might be going to knock on Third Sister's door!"

In the kitchen.

The estate's cook, Auntie Zhang, smiled and nodded at Liu Di. "Mr. Liu, what can I do for you?"

Liu Di scratched his head. "I'm a little hungry. Could I—"

"Auntie Zhang, don't cook for this scammer!"

The two young beauties hurried in after him and shouted at the cook from afar.

They were speechless. This glutton was hungry again!

He wanted food? Not a chance!

Seeing Auntie Zhang's troubled expression, Liu Di helplessly shook his head. "Auntie Zhang, you should rest first. I'll do it myself."

Ding! Magic Child has arrived! Subconscious integration of Michelin 3-star culinary skill complete!

All right.

Liu Di smiled faintly.

"He's going to cook for himself?"

"Hmph, how could someone his age know how to cook? He probably just learned something like tomato scrambled eggs online, and he probably hasn't even succeeded at making that!"

"Kaikai, let's watch him. Once he turns it into dark cuisine, let's see how he gets himself out of this!"

"And then..."

Yan Xinxin leaned close to Yan Kaikai's ear and whispered, "We'll charge him for wasting ingredients and piss him off!"

"Hehe, okay!"

Looking at the two girls with wicked grins on their faces, Liu Di could only shake his head again.

After stretching his limbs, Liu Di tied on an apron and slowly rolled up the sleeves of his white shirt.

He surveyed the ingredients in the kitchen and decided what to make.

He rinsed the rice three times, put it into the rice cooker, and added a drop of vegetable oil before turning it on!

Then he chopped fresh scallions, beat eggs, and minced several pieces of preserved plum.

"Is he making egg fried rice?"

The two girls were stunned again.

The spotless white shirt, the refined apron, the crisp, practiced movements...

Whoever said that men looked their best when they cooked seriously?

They were absolutely right!

"Wow, the posture looks pretty good, but after all that, he's just making egg fried rice?"

"Besides, why is he putting preserved plums in egg fried rice? He's just messing around!"

Yan Kaikai suddenly remembered that the man before her was Liu Di, the Bum she couldn't stand, and immediately sneered again!

What was the point of being handsome? All looks and no substance!

Once the fragrant rice was done.

Liu Di carefully spread the rice over a baking tray, then put it into the oven for four minutes!

"What kind of move is that? That's not what it says online!"

The two girls were completely baffled!

When the rice came out of the oven, its surface moisture had dried, every grain was separate, and it gave off a faint aroma.

That step alone had already made the two young beauties drool!

Then Liu Di heated up the wok and fried the rice!

He added the beaten eggs, scallions, and diced preserved plum one by one.

Flames danced as Liu Di tossed the wok with flair!

The two girls stared in a daze. This was way too handsome—it was practically a performance!

Done!

The two young beauties immediately leaned in.

It smelled amazing!

A plate of egg fried rice gleamed golden, garnished with green scallions and red preserved plum pieces, making mouths water.

"Why is the rice golden?"

"Where are the eggs?"

Gulp. Yan Kaikai swallowed. "None of that matters. I really want to eat it!"

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