Shut Up, Evil Dragon, I Don't Want to Have Children with You Again

Shut Up, Evil Dragon, I Don't Want to Have Children with You Again

Author: Milkshake Weiwei Sauce

Synopsis:

Marriage first, love later? Children first, love later??

After being defeated and captured, Dragon Slayer Hero Leon became the captive of the Silver Dragon Queen.

Prepared to die, Leon stumbled into a stroke of luck and got her pregnant in one shot before his execution.

He had thought that would make the Queen live with shame for the rest of her life, fulfilling a Dragon Slayer's duty.

But two years later, when Leon opened his eyes, a little dragon girl with a tail was beside him.

"Daddy! You're finally awake!"

Not only had Leon survived, but he had somehow become a father—the dad of this little dragon girl.

After that, the Silver Dragon Queen began her frenzied revenge against him.

She gave him a taste of his own medicine, but Leon only had a human body. How could he withstand the day-and-night Dragon Impact?

Leon decided to run away.

But every escape attempt ended in failure.

In the end, under the Queen's threats and temptations, he settled down to become a stay-at-home dad.

"Mm, not bad. As a reward, have a second child with me," the Queen said.

I, Leon, would rather die, die out there, jump off your Silver Dragon Sanctuary, than have a second child with you!

Mm, the second child was another daughter. So cute, hehe~

In the dark, damp dungeon, Leon was tightly bound by enchanted chains, unable to move.

His battered armor barely clung to his body, and the bright red marks around his wrists showed how fiercely he had struggled.

But it had all been futile.

Three days ago, he had led the Empire's Dragon Slayer Army to the Silver Dragon Sanctuary, determined to eliminate that evil dragon plaguing the land.

But who could have expected Leon to be betrayed by a villain? Not only had he been stabbed in the back, but the army's location had also been exposed to the Silver Dragon Clan.

Without Leon's leadership, the Dragon Slayer Army was quickly beaten into a scattered rout.

As for Leon, he had been captured alive by the Silver Dragon Clan and thrown into this dungeon.

For three days, Leon had not taken a single drop of water, seeking only death.

Rather than be tortured and humiliated by these evil dragons, he would rather die quickly.

Yet bound by enchanted chains, he could not even kill himself.

Or perhaps, even if his limbs were freed, he was already too hungry to have the strength to commit suicide.

In his daze, a burst of noise reached his ears.

It was the Dragon Race's victory feast.

Leon had heard it from the jailers guarding him.

A week-long celebration held to commemorate the defeat of him, Leon Kasmod, the Empire's strongest Dragon Slayer.

What an extravagant race, Leon thought.

But he no longer had the mood or energy to criticize anyone else.

Drip—drip—

Water leaking into the dungeon fell onto the chains, one drop at a time.

The monotonous, repeated dripping sounded like a countdown to Leon's life.

Who knew how much time passed before the dungeon door opened.

"You may leave first. I want to have a private chat with our great Dragon Slayer Hero."

"Yes, Your Majesty."

Creak—

The cell door closed.

Then came the soft sound of high heels tapping against stone.

The sound echoed through the vast dungeon, drawing closer and closer to Leon.

Suddenly, the footsteps stopped.

Someone stood before his cell.

Leon laboriously raised his head. What entered his sight was a cascade of brilliant silver long hair, like a galaxy hanging upside down in the sky, dazzling and radiant.

But the tail beneath her skirt made Leon wary.

Silver hair, dragon tail, Your Majesty...

Leon realized who she was:

The Silver Dragon Queen, Losweiser.

Losweiser opened the cell door, walked in, and slowly came to a stop before Leon.

She smelled faintly of alcohol, and her exquisite face was slightly flushed. She must have been so pleased at the victory feast that she had accidentally drunk too much.

They were very close.

Unfortunately, one was bedraggled and clothed in rags, even his once-majestic armor now gleaming with a dim, despondent light;

while the other was dressed in luxury, her gown exquisite, her silver long hair immaculate, and her slit pupils filled with contempt and amusement.

Backlight streamed in through the dungeon's only window, falling across Leon's back and the Queen's face.

The scene looked less like a defeated Dragon Slayer facing a proud Dragon Queen, and more like a fallen believer begging a holy maiden for forgiveness.

Rustle—

The silver dragon tail beneath her skirt slowly writhed, and Losweiser used its tip to gently lift Leon's chin.

"You're quite the resolute and handsome man. Those scars are practically the perfect addition to that face."

The Queen rarely complimented anyone.

Unless that person was truly good-looking.

But Leon dismissed it with disdain and knocked aside Losweiser's tail tip.

Losweiser frowned, and her tail immediately shot forward, tightly winding around Leon's neck.

"How dare you be disrespectful to me."

Her voice was cool, yet it carried a Queen's authority.

At the same time, the tail around Leon's neck continued to tighten.

Leon's face turned bright red. His already weakened body was deprived of oxygen, and he would soon die.

Yet he continued to stare fixedly at Losweiser, showing no intention of yielding.

The two remained locked in a standoff for a moment. Just as Leon was about to suffocate, Losweiser withdrew her tail.

"What a tough bone. But it's useless. You're about to die."

"Kill me or torture me, as you please. Just get it over with quickly," Leon said.

"Hmph. Is that all you, the one praised as the strongest Dragon Slayer, can say as your final cliché?"

The Silver Dragon Queen smiled contemptuously. "Then, great Dragon Slayer Hero, do you have a wife? Children? If not, if you die here, won't your family line end with you?"

She used her words to provoke this Human Race hero who had once been watched by countless people.

This was the victor's humiliation of the defeated, only natural.

"The fall of one Dragon Slayer often marks the rise of a new generation of heroes."

"But in your case, it seems there will be no successor, hm?"

Losweiser reached out, her soft fingertips gently tracing the wound on Leon's face. Her tone was full of false pity.

"What a shame. A human as powerful as you, if you hadn't been betrayed by a villain, should have accomplished even more miracles and glory, shouldn't you?"

"Your descendants would have shared in your wealth and honor, and one day you would have wiped out the Dragon Race."

"You would have become a great figure revered for all eternity, praised and loved by generation after generation."

"Only—"

"Heh, you're about to die here~"

Scratch—

Losweiser suddenly dragged her finger across his face, adding another small wound to Leon's cheek.

A little blood stained her fingertip, but she did not hurry to wipe it away. Instead, she slowly brought it to her lips and gently licked Leon's blood clean.

Leon slowly raised his head, looking at Losweiser's smug smile, then at the blood still lingering at the corner of her mouth.

Suddenly, a thought of revenge sprang into his mind.

Leon recalled a kind of magic he had learned long ago.

That magic could only be used once in a lifetime, and there was no more suitable time to use it than now.

"Your Majesty the Queen..." Leon said in a hoarse voice.

"Oh? Are you preparing to beg for mercy? Brave and fearless Dragon Slayer Hero, I won't forgive you so easily~"

"Your Majesty, you asked whether I had descendants... didn't you?"

Losweiser raised a beautiful eyebrow. "What? Don't tell me you actually do?"

"Not before, but... I will soon!"

"W-what do you mea—"

Before she could finish, Leon suddenly lifted his head and met Losweiser's eyes.

In that instant, Losweiser felt her body go weak, her consciousness gradually turning hazy.

Some sort of ripple seemed to spread through the Dragon Slayer's eyes, controlling her will.

She began walking toward Leon uncontrollably, then raised her arms and tightly embraced him.

But that was merely the appetizer.

She cupped Leon's face and kissed him directly.

Leon despised the Dragon Race to the extreme, but in order to take revenge on this Silver Dragon Queen before he died, he endured it.

The kiss lasted dozens of seconds. The Queen's already tipsy face grew even redder, and her breathing became hurried.

Leon knew the time had come.

An hour later, Losweiser slowly opened her eyes.

As her consciousness returned, she immediately felt utterly exhausted.

Looking down, she found her clothes disheveled, part of her chest exposed, and spots of blood scattered across her snowy, smooth skin.

"You're awake, Your Majesty the Queen. Oh, no, I should call you Queen Mother now," Leon said with a smile from not far away.

Losweiser looked toward the voice and saw that the enchanted chains binding Leon's hands and feet had been removed, yet he had not fled.

Perhaps he knew that, with his dying body, there was no point in escaping. So he had simply waited there for Losweiser to wake up.

Losweiser bit her lower lip in secret, hurriedly rose, straightened her clothes, then walked over and grabbed his collar. "You wanted to make me pregnant. What method did you use?!"

"Your Majesty the Queen, you have made two mistakes since just now."