The Shopkeeper of Battle Through the Heavens
Chapter 44

Old Ba's Secret Small Burger

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"All right, I'll forgive you, Brother!"

Lin Xingluo looked at Lin Yu with relief.

Why did this feel so strange? It was like an older sister looking at her younger brother! Who was actually the older brother here?

Lin Yu took out a Silk Mask from the system space and awkwardly applied it to his face. Then he took out a Pepsi Cola, opened it, and inserted a straw.

After that, he took out an Old Ba's Secret Small Burger. A bite of burger, a sip of cola—he gazed at the distant sunset while holding the beauty in his arms. Life could hardly get any better than this. (Don't think about how he ate the burger. He just ate it like that. The mask fit snugly and didn't affect his burger-eating at all. ¬_¬)

As a handsome man, it was necessary to take care of his skin from time to time. (`)

"Didn't you say we were going to get stronger, Brother? And now you're enjoying yourself again..." Xing Luo shot Lin Yu an annoyed glare.

"You don't understand, Xing Luo. Only after eating and drinking your fill, and getting enough rest, will you have the strength to become stronger!" Lin Yu said nonchalantly.

Lin Xingluo: "(Д*) That makes so much sense..."

Xiao Xun'er seemed to have smelled something. Her little nose twitched as she slowly moved closer to the burger in Lin Yu's hand.

"Ah-woo~"

Xiao Xun'er closed her eyes and took a big bite, then suddenly opened them wide.

Her jade-like hand rubbed at her eyes while her mouth kept chewing the piece of burger she had bitten off.

Seeing Xiao Xun'er like this, Lin Yu's heart nearly melted. She was simply too adorable...

"Brother Lin Yu, what is this? It's so delicious!"

Xiao Xun'er sat up and looked at Lin Yu, then froze in shock. What the heck!?

What had happened to Brother Lin Yu's face? Why was there another face on it? It was all wet.

"Whatever monster you are, get off Brother Lin Yu's face at once!"

Xiao Xun'er shouted at the mask on Lin Yu's face, putting on a stance that said she would attack if it refused to obey.

"Hehe... Hahaha."

Lin Yu couldn't help clutching his stomach and laughing. "It's just a face mask."

It wasn't strange for Xiao Xun'er to react like this, since she had never seen such a thing before. But her expression really was too funny.

"A face mask?" Xiao Xun'er lowered her fighting stance and looked at Lin Yu in confusion.

"It's this thing. It's good for your skin; putting it on your face beautifies and nourishes it."

Lin Yu took out another Silk Mask and explained it to Xiao Xun'er.

Xiao Xun'er understood and immediately snatched the mask from Lin Yu's hand.

No wonder Brother Lin Yu's skin was so good! So he had this thing...

"Brother Lin Yu, how do I use this?"

Xiao Xun'er was also eager to use this miraculous thing.

"Give it to me."

Xiao Xun'er obediently handed the mask to Lin Yu. If she didn't know how, she had to humbly learn!

Lin Yu opened it and slowly applied it to Xiao Xun'er's face.

"So cool!"

Xiao Xun'er couldn't help marveling at the magical sensation. It was so cool and smooth...

Brother Lin Yu had so many magical treasures, and he knew so much too. She admired Brother Lin Yu more and more.

"Brother Lin Yu, do you have any more of that..." Xiao Xun'er pointed with her little hand at the half-eaten burger in Lin Yu's hand, asking somewhat awkwardly.

It was Xiao Xun'er's first time eating a burger. Two slices of bread with vegetables and meat in between—it had such a unique taste, unlike anything she usually ate. She had fallen in love with it after only one bite.

Besides, this was Old Ba's Secret Small Burger! Affordable and filling!

"Hehe... Of course I do!"

Lin Yu took two more from the system space and handed them to Xiao Xun'er.

Xiao Xun'er was delighted. Hugging the burgers, she immediately started eating.

Sure enough, before long, Xiao Xun'er choked and looked at Lin Yu for help.

Lin Yu didn't know whether to laugh or cry at the sight. Though he laughed, he hurriedly handed Xiao Xun'er a Coca-Cola.

Xiao Xun'er gulped it down in one go. "Hoo..." A satisfied sound rang out. It went down...

She patted her little chest, then suddenly looked at the Coca-Cola beside her. That feeling just now...

"Brother Lin Yu..."

Xiao Xun'er looked at Lin Yu.

Lin Yu smiled lightly and took out another bottle of Coca-Cola, handing it to Xiao Xun'er.

Xiao Xun'er happily accepted it, opened it, and drank it all in one go. "It's so good..."

"Burp~"

Xiao Xun'er covered her little mouth, her eyes filled with terror as she secretly glanced at Lin Yu.

Seeing that Lin Yu had been staring at her, Xiao Xun'er felt like crying. Wuwu~ Brother Lin Yu saw my ugly side... Will Brother Lin Yu dislike me...? Wuwu~

But what had that feeling just now been? It felt like a burst of air had escaped, sweet with a slightly pungent smell, and it made her whole body feel refreshed!

"Brother Lin Yu... I'm not like that..." Xiao Xun'er desperately explained, wanting to restore her image in Lin Yu's heart.

Lin Yu scraped Xiao Xun'er's nose and said, "No need to explain. No matter what you're like, I won't dislike you..."

"Really?" Xiao Xun'er was delighted.

"Of course!" Lin Yu looked at Xiao Xun'er with a smile.

"That's wonderful!"

With that, Xiao Xun'er picked up an Old Ba's Secret Small Burger and started eating again.

Lin Yu smacked his forehead. He had forgotten something. If Xun'er kept eating like this, she'd definitely get fat!

Even if she got fat, Lin Yu wouldn't dislike her, but... in any case, Xun'er absolutely could not get fat!

"Brother Lin Yu, do you have any more?"

Lin Yu: What? Why had I never noticed that you could eat this much before? You've already eaten two!

"Uh... Xun'er, you can't eat too much of this. If you eat too much, you'll gain weight!"

Xiao Xun'er was obedient too. When he said not to eat, she stopped eating. After all, she was a girl—how could she tolerate becoming fat?

Xiao Xun'er pressed two fingers together in front of her chest. "Um... Brother Lin Yu, could you give me a few more of those face masks?"

Lin Yu: Why the hell are you being polite with me!

Lin Yu's expression darkened, and he looked at Xiao Xun'er with displeasure. (Of course, he was pretending.)

Xiao Xun'er: Holy crap, what did I do? What should I do? Brother Lin Yu is angry! Should I not have asked for face masks? They were so miraculous, after all...

"Brother Lin Yu... I..."

Lin Yu suddenly pressed Xiao Xun'er onto Zi Ying, staring at her with a solemn expression.

Zi Ying: (^_^) Huh? Don't move, don't move.

"Do you see me as an outsider?" Lin Yu asked Xiao Xun'er forcefully.

"Ah?" Xiao Xun'er was somewhat dazed.

What was going on? Please explain, she was waiting online and it was urgent!

"Why are you still being so polite with me? Do you think I'm an outsider?"

Xiao Xun'er waved her hands repeatedly, shaking her head like a rattle. "No, no, it's just that..."

Brother Lin Yu interrupted Xiao Xun'er. "Remember, what's mine is yours!"

Xiao Xun'er stared blankly at Lin Yu. Brother Lin Yu was so domineering...

"Mm..." Xiao Xun'er subconsciously gave a soft response, looking completely innocent and sweet.

Lin Yu smiled softly, wrapped his arms around Xiao Xun'er, removed the masks from both their faces, and kissed her lips.

Xiao Xun'er was jolted awake by the kiss. Lin Yu was still advancing, and Xiao Xun'er blinked before responding to him.

"..."

"Mmm~ That feels so good..."

Qing Lin stretched lazily nearby. Having just finished cultivating, she felt incomparably refreshed. The exhaustion of the past few days had been completely swept away.

She rubbed her eyes and looked toward Lin Yu and the others.

"This..."

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