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Chapter 14

Prelude to Commercials

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Ji Feng's eyes were slightly closed, and he had entered "Sage Mode" again. At this moment, the Pandaren around him all knelt down, waiting for divine will to descend...

Taking advantage of this brief moment of quiet pretense, Ji Feng chatted with his viewers.

"Haha... How was today's stream? Did it meet everyone's expectations? Do you all feel a strange excitement right now?" Nowadays, Ji Feng and his viewers could only communicate via voice for 5 minutes per hour, so to not waste this time, he had started speaking in long sentences.

Today's stream had been like waves, hitting one after another, growing bigger and higher, eventually forming a giant wave a thousand feet tall. This feeling of exhilaration had gone from head to toe. How could Ji Feng not know if his viewers were enjoying it or not? He was truly asking for praise after receiving benefits...

"Average, average, third in the world..."

"Awesome, Brother Feng, I'll give this round a 99! I'll save the remaining 1 point so you don't get too proud..."

"I won't say anything else, Brother Feng. I've already climaxed to you once. I've now made a video of it and named it: Twenty People Interacting Outdoors... Serial Number: 0-789: A Storm Live Production."

"As expected of an experienced driver, you've stirred our deepest indescribable desires with your smooth talk. We want the seed."

"Good person, may your life be peaceful..."

"Are you male or female upstairs? If someone were to do something indescribable to Brother Feng's Pandaren, will Brother Feng become a friend of young married women in the future, or a friend of brothers? Typing with both hands to show innocence..."

"Brother Feng, after watching today's stream, my back doesn't hurt anymore, my legs don't ache, and I can go up five times without getting tired..."

"You bunch of perverts, always learning bad things. They're still children!"

"Girl, I've been lurking and observing you for a month. You're twenty-eight this year, bra size A. I won't say more about your measurements. If you weren't a game streamer, I would have exposed you."

"Please give me a stool, I'm preparing to stand on a stool to watch Brother Feng's stream... Society's Brother Long, fierce and not talkative."

"itwasawonderfulexperience..."

Bullet comments appeared in large waves, and Ji Feng couldn't keep up. There were even fans speaking foreign languages, though Ji Feng couldn't understand them for now.

Even though he couldn't understand, he could guess that they were all giving likes; the situation was overwhelmingly positive.

"Ahaha... Thank you all for your support. Do you want to have an indescribable moment now?" Bragging didn't cost money. Ji Feng had just finished his serious stream and was now resuming his bragging stream.

The moment Ji Feng's tone became relaxed, the bullet comments in the stream instantly ushered in a terrifying rhythm, not an explosion, but truly terrifying.

"Damn it, I've never watched Brother Feng's stream before. This is my first time, and the atmosphere in the stream is so explosive! So tense, please teach me how to pretend to be Brother Feng's brainless fan? Waiting online, urgent..."

"Host, there are already 400,000 people in the stream. You've already become the number one streamer in Storm Live's gaming section."

"Brother Feng, it's not enough! Please stream (indescribable) Elf Saotome. I've already prepared tissues from the Vida Qingfeng series and can get on the bus anytime..."

"Awesome, please continue, please restrain, Brother Feng, please stream all night..."

"Sending a big sword, Brother Feng, my big saber is already thirsty and impatient..."

The bullet comments refreshed too quickly, and Ji Feng really couldn't keep up. Whether they were satisfied or not no longer needed their replies; just looking at the refreshing screen of bullet comments was enough.

The most frightening thing was that now, anything Ji Feng said would attract a large wave of bullet comments, showing how deeply his "flavor" had penetrated people's hearts.

"Brothers and sisters, regarding the chapter of the elf maiden, I will definitely broadcast it, but now is not the time."

"The sun is about to set, and you won't be able to see much content during the night stream, after all, this stream doesn't have night vision capabilities..." Most viewers were spamming "continue streaming." Ji Feng scanned these comments and simply replied.

Hearing his answer, the viewers were naturally dissatisfied, but Ji Feng still had other ways to appease their "injured" hearts. At this moment, he threw out his long-prepared "killer move."

"Ahem... Everyone, I have transmigrated into World of Warcraft. There is no doubt about that."

"In the future, the Pandaren will overthrow the rule of the Mogu. Brothers and sisters who have played the game will understand this. Now, what I want to ask is, do you want to join this world, join this real and charming world?" Before getting down to business, Ji Feng spoke with a somewhat rousing tone.

As soon as this sentence was uttered, it instantly ignited the stream, and at this moment, the bullet comments erupted like a volcanic eruption.

"Brother Feng, speak quickly, act quickly, don't waste so much time! I'm making tens of millions per second..."

"Brother Feng, are you going to take us to transmigrate? I remember when I was in third grade, I chopped up eight streets with a knife, started managing a venue in fourth grade, and by fifth grade, I had ten vegetable markets in the urban-rural fringe under my command. Brother Feng, a talent like me is definitely your right-hand man!"

"You're bragging about controlling just ten vegetable markets? Brother Feng, I'm the boss of Southeast Elementary School in Jingshan City. Just say the word, no bragging, no lies, and I'll hand over my vast empire to you right now."

"Host, can I not be a Pandaren? I want to be an Elf, preferably transmigrating into a famous person from ancient times. I heard Elves are all delicate beauties, and I really want to do indescribable things with them every day!"

"Brother Feng, please take me to transmigrate, I want to give birth to Pandaren for you..."

"Please let me transmigrate as a Mage, preferably an Arcane Mage, preferably a Pandaren Mage living in the Emerald Forest area."

Ji Feng's words were too tempting. As a World of Warcraft fan, who wouldn't want to travel to Azeroth? At this moment, all the viewers were excited by Ji Feng.

Viewers are viewers, they are too naive to understand. Even if Ji Feng could take them to transmigrate, he couldn't actually do it, let alone that he was unable to.

"Alas! Brothers and sisters, you all want to travel to Azeroth? Perhaps there will be an opportunity in the future, but for now! I don't have that ability yet." Ji Feng frowned and couldn't help but sigh.

"Brother Feng, don't keep us in suspense, just say it."

I hope it's not a scam. Brother Feng, my Kirin Arm is acting up, and I urgently need Elf beauties to detoxify me...

"Stop the nonsense and say it quickly!"

You were about to do something indescribable when suddenly, there was a knock on the door from outside. At this moment, you probably felt like killing someone. Everyone was extremely impatient.

"Ahem... I currently have a streaming system, and the system needs to be upgraded. Our stream is currently at Lv2, and I hope to reach Lv3 today." Ji Feng stopped beating around the bush and explained everything in one go.

"Actually, what I want to say is that I'm going to sell some things, of course, paid with point currency."

"If advertisers want to promote, or if you want to be recorded in history in Azeroth, you can start bidding now. What I'm selling today is the 'sect' title, yes, this is the first sect in the history of Monks."

Before he could finish speaking, the stream's rhythm had already taken off.

"Brother Feng, as a streamer, the most important thing is to improve your live streaming quality, to strengthen our sense of identity and immersion. Don't play these tricks, it will make ordinary viewers unhappy..."

"You're even advertising? If there are ads, I'm not watching anymore."

"This is insane. If Durex wins the bid, will the number one sect for Monks be called the Durex Sect? Or the Blue Pill Sect? Has the streamer gone mad for money!"

"Baka."

"youstupidjerk."

The comments were flying, and if it were any other streamer, they would have given up by now. But Ji Feng was no ordinary person. He let the barrage of comments scroll by without saying a word.

The Imperial Capital, Tengyun Headquarters Building.

"This streamer Ji, so young, yet I didn't expect him to be so sharp. This livestream is unique, and it won't be long before it attracts tens of millions, even hundreds of millions of viewers. The profit from this advertisement will be terrifying. We must secure it, we must win the title of the number one sect." In the exquisitely decorated CEO's office, a big boss wearing gold-rimmed glasses and a side-parted hairstyle was watching the livestream. Seeing Ji Feng mention the advertiser, he slightly turned his head and said in a low voice.

Behind him stood a young and beautiful female secretary.

"Tell the game's public relations department they have 3 minutes to enter the livestream. The bidding is about to begin."

The Capital, Bei**ard Games Online Branch.

"thisshow……"

"youmustcallding,toldhebuythisadvert,justdoit."

Neon Country, Tokyo.

"Watashikuwa……, Shina streamer……"

"Nani?"

"Souka, 10 million Yen, buy……"

"Hai."

For a time, several directors from Chinese game companies received calls from their bosses, and it even alerted game companies in Neon Country. If this venture succeeded, Ji Feng's experience points would skyrocket.

Money from advertisers was much easier to earn than money from viewers.

"The streamer is playing dead? As expected, he's an idiot. He still wants to advertise? Only an idiot would bid..."

"I give this act zero points. Report! Report! This kind of livestream should be banned."

"Reported, please queue up and report him."

"His intelligence is touching, incredibly stupid. Tell me! Reactionary, or pornography, which one does the streamer choose?"

"Damn it, watch if you want, get lost if you don't. Brother Feng is only advertising once, why are you all spouting so much nonsense?"

"Brother Feng didn't ask you to buy anything. Are you guys trolls? The forest is big and has all sorts of birds. Brother Feng's loyal fans, stand up..."

On the internet, there are people called "trolls," and there are also people called "haters." They can dictate everything online, but in reality, they wouldn't dare fight back even if slapped in the face. The reason Ji Feng isn't speaking now is to "fish," to lure out these haters.

"Bidding is about to begin. A reward of 100,000 points is required to participate in the bidding."

After the five-minute conversation ended, Ji Feng sent a comment and slowly opened his eyes.

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