"B... Boss?"
"Quit talking and get in here!"
Hearing the voice in her mind, Golden Softie did not dare hesitate. She immediately pushed open the attic door and stepped inside.
"Th... That is?!"
After staring blankly for several seconds, Queen of Complaints hurried toward the blinding ball of light shooting straight at the ceiling.
"I can't believe it was hidden in such an obvious place!"
Using both hands and feet, Lucy quickly reached the light source. At last, the true form of the glowing orb was revealed.
"It's a hole?!"
Driven by curiosity, Golden Softie leaned closer. The next second, two streams of blood sprayed from her nostrils.
"Boss, stop messing around. It'll be bad if Lucy sees us! (Erza, pinned beneath Boss with both of her magnificent assets completely exposed)"
"What's there to be afraid of!"
"We can just have Little Lulu join us when the time comes!"
"Sister Sonia, you're so naughty! (The Blue-haired shorty, completely naked and pressed tightly against Boss's back)"
"Haha... You're having so much fun. I want in too!"
Seeing the Green-haired Beauty leap up, Crimson at the very bottom hurriedly shouted, "Idiot! Don't jump!"
Unfortunately, she was half a step too late. A huge splash erupted in midair... and, eh, there was also the sound of bones cracking.
"Ahh~~"
Grabbing the Green-haired Beauty by the collar, Boss used a giant hand made of air to thoroughly attend to her August Fifteen while helping Erza recover from her injuries.
"Juvia, save me... sob! (Bisca, her face full of grievance)"
"Um... could you please stop looking at me? (The Rain Woman, her face flushed with embarrassment)"
"What are you scared of? It's only us here... oh, right, and Lucy! But we're all women, so what is there to be shy about? (Bisca, looking utterly confused)"