Staring at that face, so familiar it made her fury soar to the heavens, Ice Underwear finally erupted after suppressing herself for so long.
"Old Suo, you bastard, you really are..."
"Boom!"
A mountain-heavy pressure swept out with terrifying force, and the ground gained an Underwear Prince-brand carpet. Sordil, who had already been nearly transparent, became completely invisible.
"Hey! Little Suo, how did you die?"
"Idiot! This is a Thought Body, not some wandering ghost!"
"Tch!" (Black Long Straight Hair pouted her red lips tsunderely.)
"Stop messing around. There's something urgent I need your help with!"
"Smack!"
Slapping away someone's wandering hand, Miss Ultear spread out her delicate palm and looked at the "wandering ghost" opposite her with a half-smile.
"You bastard, at a time like this!!!"
"Hmph!"
Looking at Black Long Straight Hair as she puffed up in anger and turned away, Sordil dearly wished he could drag his past self over and give him a brutal beating.
"Whew~"
After taking a deep breath, a brilliant smile crept onto Lazy God's face.
"Beautiful Miss Ultear, whatever you want, just say the word. This humble one will definitely do his utmost to satisfy you!"
"Ahem... it's actually nothing much, just a few little wishes!"
As she spoke, Black Long Straight Hair took a scroll from her bosom and handed it to Lazy God, who respectfully extended both hands.
"Whoosh!"
A fierce gust suddenly blew in, unfurling the scroll on its own. Old Suo then felt as though he had arrived at Mount Lu, once admired by the great Li Bai—its waterfall plunging three thousand feet.
"Thud!"
Seeing Lazy God collapse, Black Long Straight Hair instantly panicked.
"Hey, hey... Little Suo, wake up! Sign it first!"
"Little Suo!"
"Little Suo!"
"Ultear, move aside. Leave it to me!"
Black Long Straight Hair