Douluo: As a Healer, It's Reasonable to Carry a Sniper Rifle, Right?
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Douluo: As a Healer, Carrying a Sniper Rifle Is Perfectly Reasonable Chapter 1

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Douluo: As a Healer, Carrying a Sniper Rifle Is Perfectly Reasonable, by Northern Little White

Wish-fulfillment, invincible protagonist, no saintly protagonist

Luo Hao transmigrated to Douluo Continent and obtained the God-tier Choice System!

Make Liu Erlong drink Forgetfulness Potion, talk Bibi Dong into reincarnating, capture the Ice and Snow Two Sovereigns with a Poké Ball...

Tang San: Please stop stealing my opportunities! I'm about to become malnourished!

Liu Erlong: Xiaogang, don't come looking for me again. I'm afraid Xiao Hao will misunderstand.

Yu Xiaogang: No!!!!!!!

Tang San? He could suppress him with one hand.

Trash Xiaogang? Half-torture, half-kill.

We were both outsiders, but I had a system.

Was the Mysterious Heaven Skill that impressive? Was it more badass than my Nine Star Hegemony Body Art?

Were Tang Sect hidden weapons that fierce? With my sniper rifle, I could take your dog head from eight hundred li away!

Was an External Soul Bone that powerful? My Nanotech Armored Suit was the first to object!

What was the point of training the Purple Demon Eye? How about taking a look at the left eye of an Ancient Golden Dragon?

Were hundred-thousand-year Soul Rings that rare? Then what were those eighteen red rings behind me?

Twin Martial Souls were nothing more than a joke.

This book was also known as "Douluo: Obtaining a Body-Tempering Cultivation Art at the Start—Nine Star Hegemony Body Art!", "Douluo: Obtaining the Supreme Version of Nine Heart Begonia at the Start!", and "Douluo: I'm a Healer, So a 100% Critical Hit Rate Is Perfectly Reasonable, Right?!"

Supreme Deluxe Nine Heart Begonia

PS: This story followed the original timeline and tried not to miss any iconic show-off moments from the original work!

PS: New book setting sail! Dear readers, please give it a bookmark and add it to your shelves, okay~

PS: Please point out any mistakes, and I'll revise them on the spot!!

This was a harem story.

It wasn't easy getting to transmigrate once. I wasn't a eunuch—anyone who didn't chase girls when there were girls to chase was an idiot. Every man had a harem dream in his heart, but the protagonist wasn't some horny dog either, so brothers, read without worry~

Douluo Continent

Heaven Dou Empire

Fannos Province

Nuoding City, Holy Spirit Village.

Early morning.

On a small hill.

A child sat cross-legged atop the hill, breathing in and out with a steady rhythm.

A faint glimmer of purple even flashed in the child's eyes.

Before him.

Stood another child of roughly the same age.

That child wore a swallowtail coat made of coarse linen.

He wore an emerald-green crown trimmed with foxtail grass on his head and old straw-woven flip-flops on his feet.

A breeze swept past.

Making the clothes of the child behind him flap loudly in the wind, giving him an imposing air.

"Tang San, are you still unwilling to accept my challenge?"

Luo Hao clasped his hands behind his back, slightly raised his head, narrowed his eyes, and stared straight at Tang San.

"I already told you, you're not my opponent. I don't want to bully you." Tang San looked straight at the distant clouds and spoke blandly, his tone filled with disdain and a trace of speechlessness.

Tang San had no idea what kind of madness had gotten into Luo Hao.

He actually wanted to become the leader of the village children and had even come looking for trouble with him.

If not for the fact that Luo Hao was Old Jack's grandson.

He would have beaten this guy black and blue long ago.

But Old Jack was one of the few people in the village who treated him well, so he still wanted to leave Luo Hao some dignity.

"Hmph, whether I'm your opponent or not, we'll know after a fight."

"Or are you afraid of losing too badly?"

"Don't worry. I definitely won't let children from the other villages find out that I beat you up."

Luo Hao patted his chest and promised.

"Boring."

Tang San stood up.

He brushed the dirt off his backside.

Then lightly leaped down from the hilltop.

And landed steadily.

"Hey, don't go! Fight me!"

"If I win, I'll at least leave you some face and let you be the second-in-command of our Luo Hao Association!"

Luo Hao kept shouting from behind him.

But Tang San was incredibly fast.

Without even turning his head.

He vanished over the hill in no time.

Watching Tang San leave.

Luo Hao plopped down onto a small stone.

And sighed.

"Seriously, this damn system's mission really isn't easy to complete~"

He had already been in this world for more than a month.

And had even become the grandson of Old Jack, the chief of Holy Spirit Village.

His original name had been Jiang Nan.

But since he had transmigrated into this world and inherited all of Luo Hao's memories.

He could only adapt to the local customs.

And hide his original name.

After arriving in this world.

He had thought he could rely on his advantage of knowing the plot in advance.

Cling to Tang San's thigh, steal Tang San's opportunities, win over those fallen goddesses of Douluo Continent, and gradually climb to the pinnacle of life.

But he had never expected some idiotic choice system to appear.

Everything had gone completely off the rails.

Luo Hao opened his status panel and looked at his pitifully low attributes, sighing helplessly.

Host: Luo Hao Level: Level 0 Cultivation Art: Nine Star Hegemony Body Art (LV3) Martial Soul: Unawakened Soul Rings: None Soul Skills: None Soul Bones: None Soul Tool: Barrett M82A1 (LV1) Critical Hit Rate: 20% Critical Hit Multiplier: 2x Equipment 1: Nano Armor (LV1) Skill Points: 1233 Storage Space: 100 cubic meters Mission 1: Help Old Wang next door find a partner. Reward: 200 Skill Points. (Completed) Mission 2: Help the villagers expand the manure pit. Reward: 400 Skill Points. (Completed) Mission 3: Challenge and defeat every child in the village under the age of seven, become the children's leader, and receive one chance to modify your Martial Soul. (In Progress)

Luo Hao looked at the idiotic system's missions.

And felt utterly speechless.

The system mainly had two functions.

One function was issuing missions and giving out a small number of rewards.

The most infuriating part was.

Because this was his first time completing missions.

The damn system said.

Since these three missions were too easy.

He had to complete all three before the rewards would be issued.

That was simply too outrageous!

!!!

Luo Hao felt stifled.

He originally hadn't wanted to do the third mission. After all, he possessed the god-tier cultivation art, the Nine Star Hegemony Body Art. Once he cultivated it to the maximum level, let alone Douluo Continent, he could blow even the God Realm apart with a single fart.

But he was unwilling to let a whole week of digging manure pits go to waste.

So he had no choice but to complete the third mission.

The system's second function.

Was to randomly offer choices.

"Eh, logically speaking, the damn system should be giving me a choice right about now."

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