Douluo: As a Healer, Carrying a Sniper Rifle Is Perfectly Reasonable

What Luo Hao hadn't expected was...

Xiao Wu actually put one of his fingers in her mouth???

"Holy shit, she bit down on it!"

"Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey! This carrot is so hard!!"

Suddenly...

Xiao Wu jolted.

She hurriedly spat out Luo Hao's finger.

Then sprang straight up from the bed.

The two stared at each other.

On Luo Hao's finger...

A sticky drop of saliva fell, trailing a translucent strand behind it.

Silence filled the room.

"Ah!!!"

"I'm going to die!!!"

Xiao Wu covered her face.

Letting out a shriek.

She rushed out the door.

"Uh... that rogue rabbit's teeth really are sharp."

Luo Hao looked at the deep dent on his finger and silently counted himself lucky.

Good thing he'd been prepared.

Otherwise, that rogue rabbit would have taken his first time.

Luo Hao got dressed.

Then got out of bed.

He picked up the washbasin.

And headed to the washstand outside.

Who knew where Xiao Wu had run off to.

Luo Hao found it rather speechless.

After washing up briefly.

Xiao Wu returned from outside.

But she didn't look very happy.

"What's wrong, Xiao Wu?"

"Who bullied you?"

Luo Hao walked over and asked with a frown.

"No..."

Xiao Wu held out her hand and kept poking her fingers together in front of herself.

"I just wanted to go buy breakfast for you, Brother..."

Xiao Wu stammered.

"Then you realized breakfast costs money, and you didn't bring any."

Luo Hao finished for her.

"Mm."

Xiao Wu's little face reddened before she nodded.

"All right, all right. That was my oversight."

Luo Hao casually pulled a small pouch from his pocket and tossed it to Xiao Wu, saying generously, "Take it and spend it. Tell me when you run out."

Luo Hao finally understood how Ning Rongrong must have felt when she gave him sect contribution points.

Filthy rich.

It felt absolutely amazing.

"Yay!"

"Thanks, Brother!"

Xiao Wu jumped up excitedly.

She gave Luo Hao a big hug.

"Alright, alright. Let's go. We'll head to the cafeteria together."

Luo Hao took Xiao Wu by the hand and headed toward the cafeteria.

"Are you Luo Hao?"

However.

As Luo Hao and Xiao Wu passed by the training field.

Several older students with tall, sturdy builds.

Each standing half a head taller than Luo Hao and Xiao Wu, blocked their path.

One of them.

Was none other than Liu Long, whom Luo Hao had beaten before.

Luo Hao and Xiao Wu exchanged a glance.

Luo Hao looked at Xiao Wu and grinned. "Xiao Wu, bite him!"

Six Years

PS: There's a slight bug with the protagonist's Soul Power Level, but it won't affect the overall plot. Just read on and don't sweat the tiny details~

As soon as Luo Hao finished speaking.

Xiao Wu and Liu Long's group alike froze.

Then they burst into laughter.

"Hahaha!"

"You want to bite me?"

"What, do you think you're a dog—fuck!!"

Before the tall youth at the front could finish speaking.

His lower abdomen took a terrifying blow.

He was sent flying dozens of meters.

Crashing straight into the fence around the training field.

Food mixed with stomach fluid kept spilling from his mouth—eggs, sausages, big steamed buns.

The smiles vanished from the boys' faces.

Replaced by.

Sheer terror.

"Ahhh!! Help—"

"Don't hit my face, waaah..."

"Stop hitting me, stop hitting me..."

Twenty seconds later.

Five or six boys lay sprawled across the ground.

Clutching their stomachs and covering their faces.

The ground of the training field.

Was covered everywhere in strange, multicolored liquids.

"Big Brother, doesn't this count as a sneak attack?" Xiao Wu asked quietly.

"Of course not. This is tactics."

"Besides, they were going to get beaten up anyway. If we hit first and cut out some of the trash talk, we save time too."

Luo Hao explained.

"Um... is that how it works?" Xiao Wu asked blankly.

"Of course! When have I ever lied to you?" Luo Hao said with certainty.

"Mm, I believe you, Big Brother!"

A few days later.

Tang San returned.

And discovered that the atmosphere in the academy had suddenly become rather strange.

But Tang San couldn't figure out what exactly was strange about it.

"Forget it. The teacher told me to go to Spirit Hall to register as a Soul Master, but before that, I still need to let Boss Luo know." Tang San muttered.

Tang San passed by the training field.

Suddenly, he saw that Liu Long and the others—the guys Luo Hao had beaten up last time—were actually sweeping the training field with brooms!!

Tang San finally realized what felt wrong.

That was supposed to be the Work-Study Students' job!

Why were Liu Long and the others doing it now?

Naturally, Liu Long spotted Tang San.

A trace of disdain flashed through his eyes.

Then he continued sweeping the training field.

Tang San hurried back to the dormitory.

There, he saw Luo Hao and Xiao Wu sitting together on one bed, eating carrots.

"Hey, Third Brother, you're back!"

"I heard the Master took you out to hunt a Soul Beast?"

"Quick, let me see your Soul Ring~" Luo Hao said excitedly.