Today's third update: Chapter 1530! 3/4!
"Shh, we're here. It's right up ahead." Apollo spoke with somewhat heavy breathing, seemingly greatly anticipating what came next.
"Something's off with you. Don't tell me you like her too?" Xu Kun asked suspiciously.
Apollo licked his lips. "What are you talking about? With Aphrodite's face and figure, out of ten thousand men, ten thousand and one would want a night with her."
Huh?
"Then why did she marry that ugly bastard Hephaestus?"
At that, Apollo frowned as well. "Who told her to reject Father God's advances..."
Xu Kun:!!!
The goddess in charge of love, beauty, and desire had rejected the King of the Gods' pursuit, only to be punished by the gods and forced to marry the hideous Hephaestus!
Yeah, that made perfect sense!
A bunch of mental freaks!
"Then why didn't you get a chance to win the beauty when she was willing to cheat with Ares? Were you too scared, or did she just not fancy you?"
Apollo's expression froze as he looked at Xu Kun with a resentful gaze.
We're just buddies who watch porn together. Saying that crosses the line. Don't rub salt in my wounds like that.
"Fine, my mistake. A pervert like you who likes his aunt probably doesn't interest her. Or maybe she just doesn't like sissies like you and prefers muscular guys like Ares!"
Apollo:!!! Enough!
"Sissy? How am I a sissy? Explain yourself!"
Facing the furious Apollo, Xu Kun extended a finger and tapped his raised pinky, then disgustedly wiped it on Apollo's glittering gold clothes.
Rather than saying Apollo was handsome, it would be more fitting to call him beautiful—the vain kind of beautiful!
What normal man dressed himself up so prettily every day and even wore nail polish!
Blegh~ So gross!