Today's fourth update: Chapter 2348! 4/4!
"Anything hurt? If not, get up and walk around. Time to get to work."
Xu Kun shuddered twice more, then suddenly turned his head. "Again?"
The moment he said that, Jingwei slapped him across the mouth. "What sweet dreams are you having? You think I came here just for that kind of crap?"
Wasn't that the case?
Xu Kun grumbled inwardly, feeling a faint ache in his waist.
"Your granny sent me to help you. Let's go."
Huh?
Xu Kun's eyes lit up, and he immediately got to his feet, only for Jingwei's face to darken as she remained seated.
If Jingwei had a cigarette hanging from the corner of her mouth right now, then tossed out a wad of cash, the scene would have been even more fitting.
"Where do you think you're planting yourself?"
"Oh, oh, sorry." Xu Kun instantly perked up, no longer caring about Jingwei's double torment of his body and mind.
He hurriedly got dressed, then fawned over her. "Little Auntie, you came to help me?"
As he spoke, he even started massaging Jingwei's shoulders.
Jingwei hummed comfortably. "At least you know how to behave. As long as you're good, crossing a lake is a piece of cake~"
"Oh my, greetings, Your Highness. This humble servant is at your service."
"Fine, get on."
"Get on where?" Xu Kun asked in surprise.
"Sit on me. Did you think you could withstand a Demigod's pressure and make it across?"
"Ah, got it!"
He hadn't expected such a nice arrangement. Xu Kun plopped himself right onto Jingwei's head.
"Damn it, grab my shoulders and sit on my back."
"Okay, okay~"
Xu Kun obediently did as he was told, but inwardly, he had cursed this little wench Jingwei ten thousand times over.