Hogwarts had returned to normal, and the Ministry of Magic's Special Education Commissioners, having lost Umbridge's leadership, had become completely useless.
They still barged into classrooms without warning to sit in on lessons, but the gesture had lost all aggression and affected nothing.
Sunday arrived again. Hermione got up early, washed up, took a shower after some light exercise, and went to the Great Hall for a traditional English breakfast.
"Ding-dong—" A notification from the Magical Communicator.
Hermione took off the device and placed it on the long table before her.
Rita in the projected display was as radiant as ever. She wore a bright yellow robe and displayed her signature, self-proclaimed charming smile.
"Good morning, viewers, and welcome back to Tonight's Uncensored of the Wizarding World."
Rita's voice carried a hint of teasing. "After the last episode aired, we received a huge number of comments. The most-liked comment was not an introduction from any witch, but a question asking why our show was clearly called 'Tonight's Uncensored,' yet updated at ten o'clock on Sunday morning."
She lightly supported the jewel-encrusted glasses on her nose. "Like all of you, I really wanted to know the answer, so I went to ask our Chief Editor Gufei."
She shook her head rather theatrically. "You'll never guess what he said. He said 'tonight' sounded smoother, and told me not to fuss over such details. As long as the program was good, the name didn't matter."
Hermione gulped down the hot milk she had just taken into her mouth.
Wayne Media's simple and blunt naming style really resembled someone else's. No wonder they were both named Wayne.
Rita spread her hands helplessly in the projected display. "That's enough about the program's name. It's time to officially begin today's show."
Her tone became unusually serious.