"Could it be that she chased me so relentlessly not because I wrote her as the heroine, but because I didn't write enough about her? Then in my next book, heheh..."
Just as Jiraiya's imagination began to run wild, Soseki abruptly asked, "Lord Jiraiya, you like Lady Tsunade, don't you?"
"Pfft!" Jiraiya was so startled that he sprayed saliva everywhere. He stared at Soseki in horror and repeatedly waved his hands. "I-I-I, how could I possibly like that violent woman, Tsunade? Ha, haha, hahahaha! That isn't funny at all."
Seeing Jiraiya's flustered attempts at denial, Soseki sighed inwardly. It seemed he would have to moonlight as a neighborhood auntie after all!
Soseki knew perfectly well that lust was in a man's nature.
Especially for a seasoned pervert like Jiraiya, there was no way he would turn over a new leaf just because someone persuaded or beat him up.
There were only two ways to fundamentally prevent those improper books from appearing.
First, castrate him!
Second, put shackles on this free-spirited man!
At that thought, Soseki could not help sighing inwardly. To keep high-quality Tool People like Kakashi from being corrupted, I really have gone to great lengths!
Seeing Soseki fall silent, Jiraiya instead began to feel guilty. "Actually, it's not that Tsunade is bad or anything. It's just that I'm the kind of person who can't stop. A wandering drifter with no fixed home only stops walking when he dies."
Soseki blinked. "Would you still be unable to stop if Lady Tsunade were hurt?"
Jiraiya's eyes widened, and he instinctively shouted, "Who would dare?!"
Soseki gave a meaningful smile. "A wandering drifter?"
Noticing Soseki's strange gaze, Jiraiya's old face reddened. He coughed twice for show. "Haha, who could possibly bully her?"
Soseki sighed. "That would naturally not have been a