Tai City.
Villa District.
A column of water shot into the sky, cascading over the newly blooming buds in the garden. A beautiful middle-aged woman clutched a hose, bustling about in a fluster.
"Xiaobai, move!"
The moment Fang Yulan finished speaking, the Little Black Dog charged into the misty spray like a fountain and rolled around joyfully, soaking itself from head to toe.
Being soaked was one thing, but it excitedly shook its head and body, flinging muddy water everywhere and splashing Fang Yulan all over.
Fang Yulan's white padded coat instantly became a spotted one.
"...Good dog, please go die somewhere else while you play. Stop bothering me while I water the flowers."
Fang Yulan aimed the stream of water at Xiaobai, trying to chase it away, but Xiaobai mistook it for a bath and wagged itself even more gleefully.
Fang Yulan was losing her mind.
Lin Yiyi drank tea nearby, taking pleasure in her misfortune.
The Messenger truly was a tormenting little fiend. It could torment the King with Dark Aberrant attributes above, and torment housewives below. Everyone hated it, humans and dogs alike.
But just after taking a sip of tea, her expression suddenly changed. Then her face flushed red, her pretty features resembling a volcano about to erupt.
"Xiaobai, you peed in my cup again!!! Get over here! I'm definitely cutting your balls off today!"
"Woof woof woof!" Xiaobai bolted.
A person chased a dog.
A dog walked a person.
A beautiful woman roared while soaking wet.
The garden was a complete mess.
Fang Yi, who had used Divine Wind to hurry home, arrived at the front door just in time to witness this warm, everyday scene.
"..."
At that moment,
Fang Yi stood at the entrance, silent.
He suddenly understood why so many middle-aged men