"This mountain, this land, this sky... they're all so vast!"
Lin Tian lay on a cloud, holding a spiritual fruit as he admired the scenery along the way.
Suddenly, a voice rang out.
"Hey, you dick hair up there! What are you looking at? Yeah, I'm talking to you! This is my Great King's territory. If you want to pass through, you have to pay the toll!"
Lin Tian was somewhat startled. Looking around, he discovered two shifty-looking men standing on the mountain below, glaring furiously at him.
"The dick hair you mentioned... was that me?"
Lin Tian was dumbfounded.
Since transmigrating, this was the first time anyone had called him a dick hair.
"Of course! Aside from the two of us, you're the only one around. If we weren't talking about you, who else would we be talking about? What a joke!"
The leading man looked incredibly smug. He glanced sideways at Lin Tian and directly mocked him.
Lin Tian was speechless. I'm a dignified transmigrator, and I'm actually getting mocked?
A man could endure many things, but not this.
"B-Boss, maybe we should... forget it. This... person doesn't look easy to... provoke. Don't let us run into a tough... opponent again, like last time."
The lackey beside him glanced at Lin Tian, feeling that something was off. He had likely sensed that Lin Tian was no ordinary person.
So he tried to persuade his boss to stop.
The moment those words came out, the boss was enraged. He raised his hand and smacked the man on the head.
Bang!
"You idiot! If you don't know how to talk, then keep your mouth shut! If we don't bring a gift, will the Yin Yang Dynasty even take us in? With the little strength the two of us have, Da