Dead Eunuchs, Dead Eunuchs-Only the Dead Become Eunuchs

"Phew, that felt good."

Tsunade swept inside, lifting the curtain with a satisfied expression after storming out in a rage. The glossy sheen on her cheeks showed just how thoroughly she had vented; all the negative emotions she had been bottling up lately had been swept away.

"Waaah..."

"Ow~ Ow, damn it~"

Behind her were Nawaki and the others, bruised and battered. The most eye-catching among them was neither Jiraiya, whose face looked like a pig's head, nor Might Duy, whose legs were completely wrecked as he crawled along with difficulty, but Dan Katō, sporting a pair of panda eyes.

At this point, some readers might ask: wasn't Dan Katō supposed to break up the fight? How had Tsunade's two heavy punches turned him into a national treasure too?

Think about it. In Tsunade's eyes, burning with rage, every living thing that entered her field of vision was an enemy trying to stop her.

Even Bruce would have gotten punched if he happened to pass by, let alone Dan Katō, who had tried to mediate.

Yet, judging by the subtle expression on his face, not only was he not baring his teeth in pain like Jiraiya, there was even a faint, barely perceptible sense of pleasure.

Uh... This kid looked so refined and gentle.

He was actually an M!

Uchiha Gin's gaze sharpened as he inwardly sighed that appearances could be deceiving. Not everyone was as consistent inside and out as he was.

Through his swollen eyes, Jiraiya's pig-headed face spotted Hatake Sakumo, who had escaped the disaster. His gaze fell upon the unfamiliar short sword the other man was constantly fiddling with, and hatred welled up in his heart.

They were outside getting beaten up, while this guy was hiding in here playing with a new weapon.

"Sakumo, you