Thank You to Patron Little Chiyo for Sending the Lightning King

"If you're Uchiha Gin?"

The furious Hydrangea eyed Uchiha Gin's handsome, collagen-filled face with deep suspicion.

"Then who's he?"

"I am Uchiha Lucha."

"Why didn't you say so earlier?"

Uchiha Lucha, whom she had been pointing at, rose from beside the wall, his weathered old face full of helplessness.

If only she had given him a chance to introduce himself, the misunderstanding would never have grown this big.

"You never asked!"

Hydrangea spread her hands, her innocent big eyes blinking rapidly.

"You!"

After nearly causing elderly Uchiha Lucha's high blood pressure to flare up again, she suddenly recalled the information Uchiha Gin had gathered about Uchiha Gin. A look of intense astonishment gradually appeared on her delicate doll-like face.

"Uh, wait. You're so young. How could you possibly be Uchiha Gin?"

"The genuine article. Here's my ID."

Still completely bewildered, she instinctively accepted the document Uchiha Gin casually handed over.

Seeing the prominent words "Uchiha Gin" beside the dead-fish-eyes ID photo, Hydrangea's brain shut down completely, unable to decide where to even begin complaining.

No, you're a ninja who walks in darkness. Why are you carrying an ID card around?

And why was the age field blank? Wasn't the information on this ID filled in just now?

"If you still don't believe me, I have a few more things to prove my identity. This is my Konoha senior citizen card, this is my lifetime Mixue Bingcheng membership card registered under my real name, this is..."

Watching Uchiha Gin pull a thick stack of colorful, bizarre little cards from his tiny ninja tool pouch, Hydrangea stared blankly, without even the desire to reach out and take them.

This guy was definitely someone who made fake cards and IDs!

Seeing this country bumpkin actually dare question him, Uchiha Gin's expression darkened.

"Still