That Bastard Xiao Yan

"Hehe..."

"That bastard Xiao Yan!"

A cold voice rang out. Xiao Huo lay on his bed reading a novel, savoring the wonderful scene he had just read.

Xiao Yan had once again been killed by the major villain in a Battle Through the Heavens fanfic!

Ah...

That felt good!

"It's just a pity that I've read three thousand novels. With a pen, I can command lolis; with my fists, I can flirt with girls and win over married women. I've mastered countless tropes, yet I can only watch Nalan Yanran get bullied by that dumb dog Xiao Yan!"

"If only I could transmigrate into Battle Through the Heavens... I'd show Xiao Yan what real hell looks like!"

Boom!

Everything around him went black.

Xiao Huo entered a pitch-black space where he could not see his own hand before his face.

"Ding. Congratulations, Host. You have obtained the qualifications to transmigrate to the Battle Through the Heavens plane. This System will lead you to the pinnacle of life—command mature beauties, flirt with lolis, forcibly marry rich and beautiful women. Are you willing?" A cool voice sounded from the darkness.

"Transmigration? The Battle Through the Heavens plane?" Xiao Huo looked around.

The three essential elements of a transmigrator: showing off, flirting with girls, and screwing over Xiao Yan!

Battle Through the Heavens was filled with beauties—Nalan Yanran, Xun'er, Xiao Yi Xian, Ya Fei, Xiao Yu, Medusa, Qing Lin—too many to count! Everywhere Xiao Yan went, there were beautiful women. How the hell was that bastard so lucky?

"Hahaha, they're all mine..."

"All the beautiful women belong to me, Xiao Huo!"

With three thousand beauties in his harem, it would be hard not to die of kidney deficiency.

A smile appeared at the corner of Xiao Huo's lips. At last, he too had transmigrated into the Battle Through the Heavens plane!

As for Xiao Yan... a sinister glint flashed through Xiao Huo's eyes!

Hehe.

Did that dumb dog's fate even need to be mentioned?

"System, hurry up. You know what I mean! Streamline the process. Don't be as long-winded as other people's Systems." Xiao Huo could barely wait any longer. Heh heh heh... once he entered the Battle Through the Heavens world, it would be his, Xiao Huo's, domain!

Within my domain, I shall be invincible!

System: "You think everyone finishes in three seconds like you do?"

Xiao Huo: "Fuck you!"

"Just for saying that, even if I starve to death today or jump off a building, I still won't bind to some damn System! Who do you think you are, a tiny System daring to question someone like me?"

System: "Host's request received. Self-destruction procedure automatically activated..."

"Bro!"

"Brother, I was joking!" Xiao Huo immediately changed his tune. This System was actually serious?

System: "Ding! System binding successful. This System is named the Invincible Pretending and Flirting System. Entering the Battle Through the Heavens plane... altering the causal and world lines... loading..."

"The Host is too short. Loading failed. Switching channels, reconnecting..."

Xiao Huo's face darkened with rage.

This System actually dared to say he was short?

How could a mere System possibly know his length?

After all, I'm the man you can never have.

"Are you done yet?"

"Once you're loaded, I'm going to go show off!" Xiao Huo was growing impatient. Others merely traveled through the history of Battle Through the Heavens, but he, Xiao Huo, would completely change that history! Battle Through the Heavens would write a new legend because of him!

"Ding!"

"System binding successful. The causal lines of the world are changing. On the Dou Qi Continent, the Host has already exchanged identities with Xiao Yan. From this day onward, the Host will be Xiao Yan on the Dou Qi Continent, while the real Xiao Yan has become a nameless passerby."

The System's cold, emotionless voice entered Xiao Huo's ears.

Xiao Huo's expression changed upon hearing it!

The causal lines had changed!

"Doesn't that mean... I can bring Xun'er home right from the start? I won't even need to build up our relationship, because I'm already Brother Xiao Yan in Xun'er's eyes!" Xiao Huo laughed heartily, delighted inside. Having read three thousand novels, he naturally knew that many people had transmigrated into major villains and tortured Xiao Yan in every possible way.

But Xiao Huo had turned Xiao Yan into a nameless passerby from the very beginning. Everyone's memories of Xiao Yan had been replaced with Xiao Huo!

Wouldn't that mean that in this Battle Through the Heavens world, Xun'er would call him Brother Xiao Huo?

"System, I'll give you a thumbs-up!"

"If that bastard Xiao Yan hadn't been born with the Protagonist Halo, could he have gone to the Misty Cloud Sect and bullied Nalan Yanran? Now, the Protagonist Halo is on me, while you, Xiao Yan, are just a nameless passerby!"

"Xiao Yan... hehehe, just wait. Watch how I torture you!"

"In the Battle Through the Heavens world, I'm the true protagonist!"

Xiao Huo revealed a delighted smile. Right from the start, he had exchanged identities with Xiao Yan.

"System, you set me up!"

"You made me exchange identities with Xiao Yan, so why did Xiao Yan become a nameless passerby? Does that mean I used to be a nameless passerby? And if I've become Xiao Yan, doesn't that mean I only have Dou Qi level three? Then Nalan Yanran will still come to break off the engagement."

"My wife—how could I bear to break off her engagement with him?"

Xiao Huo shouted loudly. He had gained the Protagonist Halo, but he could not be this weak!

How was he supposed to show off at Dou Qi level three?

What a scam of a System!

Nalan Yanran was the goddess Xiao Huo thought about every night! Yet she had been bullied by Xiao Yan. It was easy to imagine how furious Xiao Huo was. That bastard was a thirty-year-old uncle who even sneaked into Xun'er's room at night, yet he acted so high-minded after coming to Battle Through the Heavens despite being such a pervert?

Perhaps Nalan Yanran had made mistakes, but in Xiao Huo's eyes, she had done nothing wrong!

How could his own wife possibly be wrong?

"Ding!"

"Beginner Gift Pack: the Host will begin with the strength of a Dou Emperor, valid for three days. Note: the Host can gain experience points and level up by showing off, flirting with girls, and completing System missions. Would you like to open the Panel and view your attributes?" The System's voice sounded.

Xiao Huo was startled!

Starting at level 999, killing everyone in one strike?

Starting as a Dou Emperor meant invincibility...

Now, who would dare call him, Xiao Huo, a useless waste at Dou Qi level three?

With the System, leveling up was as easy as drinking water, and flirting with girls was everyday business!

"Open the Panel," Xiao Huo said calmly.

"Ding!"

Host Name: Xiao Huo

Age: 18

Length: Short

Level: Dou Qi level three (Dou Emperor Trial Card: three days)

Cultivation Technique: None

Weapon: None

Harem: Xiao Xun'er, Nalan Yanran (engagement broken)

Experience Points: 0/500

"Hahaha, Dou Emperor strength. I, Lu Ben... no, I, Xiao Huo, am not using cheats!"

"Hurry up and transmigrate me into Battle Through the Heavens. I need to go show off—I'm very busy." Xiao Yan's voice rang out.

Buzz!

After a moment of dizzying disorientation, a delicate fragrance drifted through the air. Clouds and mist curled around the beautiful surroundings, with towering mountains encircling the area. Countless memories belonging to Xiao Yan flooded into Xiao Huo's mind.

Three hundred li outside Wutan City.

A group of people was marching grandly toward Wutan City.

At their head was naturally Ge Ye!

Behind him was a young girl with a graceful figure and breathtaking beauty. Green jade pendants hung from her delicate earlobes, producing a crisp jade chime as they swayed, highlighting a sudden trace of noble elegance...

Three golden stars were embroidered upon the girl's chest.

"Nalan Yanran!" Xiao Huo's eyes lit up. She was already so beautiful at such a young age—truly a natural beauty. At the same time, the girl's current identity was that of his, Xiao Huo's, fiancée! The causal lines of the entire world had already changed.

Xiao Huo frowned slightly.

The current Nalan Yanran was undoubtedly on her way to the Xiao Clan to break off the engagement.

However...

A smile appeared on Xiao Huo's lips. He now possessed the strength of a Dou Emperor! Though he could only use it for three days, it was more than enough for showing off! He wondered what expression Nalan Yanran would wear when she saw that her fiancé was so powerful.

Xiao Huo was looking forward to it!

From this day onward, there would only be Xiao Huo in Battle Through the Heavens, not Xiao Yan!

In this life, he, Xiao Huo, would roam freely through Battle Through the Heavens!

In this life, Nalan Yanran would not break off the engagement! Nor would she be bullied by Xiao Yan again.

In this life, he would become the Fire Emperor, rule Battle Through the Heavens, and make all beneath heaven submit!

And Nalan Yanran was his, Xiao Huo's, fiancée!

Xiao Huo smiled faintly. He was no longer a useless waste at Dou Qi level three, but an absolute genius whom everyone in the world would look up to!

Breaking off the engagement? Impossible!

Nalan Yanran, he was coming!