"Ding ding—"
"Congratulations, Host, on successfully capturing Ya Fei's heart. Experience +8000, Prestige Points +50. Host... how did it feel to flirt with a girl?" The System giggled, seemingly quite satisfied with Xiao Huo's performance.
"Not bad." A smile curled at Xiao Huo's lips. Ya Fei's graceful figure was charming and seductive, soft and fragrant. Holding her in his arms, with her faint scent lingering around him, naturally felt wonderful.
"Then Host should speed things up and strive to go deeper soon." The System gave a wicked laugh. "Congratulations on successfully flirting with Ya Fei. Mission: sleep with Ya Fei. Upon success, Experience +, and the System will level up to Level Three."
"Reminder, Host: once the System reaches Level Ten, it can become Miss System. This System is a Prestige and Flirting System; only by flirting with more girls can the System level up." The System's voice carried a hint of anticipation.
"System, you're telling me to build a harem and become a beast!" Xiao Huo cursed. This king is ill—my kidneys can't take it!
"Could it be that... Host doesn't want to?" the System asked with a light laugh.
"Heh..."
"I was born to be the King of Harem. All three thousand beauties will be mine!" Xiao Huo laughed. He was no noble gentleman. If a beauty came his way and he did nothing, he'd be a bastard. No matter what, he couldn't let himself suffer!
Breaking free from single life was happiness beyond compare!
"Once you reach Level Ten, I'll be the first to spoil you." Xiao Huo chuckled inwardly. The System would surely become a breathtaking beauty. Hmph hmph... she would never escape his grasp anyway.
"You dare!" The System rolled her eyes.
"Alright, alright. Open the Panel. It's time to check my attributes." Xiao Huo shrugged. Once the System became Miss System, where could she run? Feelings would grow with time—sooner or later, she would be his woman!
"Ding—"
Host Name: Xiao Huo Age: 18 Length: Slightly Short Level: Dou Master Three Stars (Dou Emperor Trial Card: Three Days) Cultivation Techniques: Dong Dong Bo, Sucking Palm Weapon: None Harem: Xiao Xun'er, Nalan Yanran (Fiancée), Ya Fei Level: Dou Master Three Stars Experience: System Level: 3 Prestige Points: 1050
"Hmm?"
"1050 Prestige Points?! System, I want to buy the Dou Emperor Yun Yun Trial Card! Tonight, I'm going to experience Yun Yun." Xiao Huo smiled. He had not expected to finally save up 1000 Prestige Points. Now he could experience Yun Yun.
How delightful.
"Ding—"
"Purchase successful. Dou Emperor Yun Yun Trial Card: Allows the user to temporarily obtain Yun Yun's Dou Emperor cultivation and abilities, making it an excellent tool for the Host to show off! Note: Can only be used for thirty minutes at a time, with a thirty-minute cooldown."
"Motherfucker!"
"Where's Yun Yun? I want to experience her! System, you liar! Do I need Yun Yun's cultivation and abilities?! Ah... my 1000 Prestige Points..." Xiao Huo wailed, feeling that the System had tricked him again.
He had thought 1000 Prestige Points would let him hehe with Yun Yun...
But instead...
"Wouldn't experiencing the real person be even better, Host?" The System giggled. The Host truly deserved to be her chosen candidate for showing off—only flirting with girls and showing off suited this System.
"That's true."
"I'll forgive you this time. Temporarily gaining a Dou Emperor's cultivation isn't bad either." Xiao Huo sighed helplessly, shoved his hands into his pockets, and headed toward the Xiao Clan. Along the way, many people took the initiative to avoid him.
Galeo hid far away as well, visibly fearful. Xiao Huo was simply too terrifying.
"Ding ding—"
"A new optional mission is here! Host can choose whether to accept it," the System's voice sounded again.
"What mission?" Xiao Huo waved his hand helplessly.
"Optional Mission: Capture Xiao Mei's heart and successfully touch her XX to complete the mission. Note: You must not increase Xiao Mei's Hate Points, or the mission will be considered failed."
"You beast!"
"System, you beast! You won't even spare Xiao Yan's little sister! You... how can you be this kind of System? I'm a righteous gentleman, one who remembers the Twenty-Four-Character Truth and bears the Eight Honors and Eight Shames in mind. Do I look like that kind of person?"
"Onii-chan is a good person. Then This System declares that this optional mission—" Before she could finish, "I am exactly that kind of person!!"
"Tell me, what rewards does this optional mission have?" Xiao Huo spread his hands helplessly, looking ready to bargain. For the System, he had to accept any mission. He could only sacrifice himself.
"Idiot."
"What reward could there be? Don't you have any fucking common sense?" The System gave Xiao Huo a disdainful look. "Once again, do not increase Xiao Mei's Hate Points! Otherwise, the mission will be considered failed. This System is a Prestige and Flirting System. If you increase a girl's Hate Points, Host won't have a dick!"
"No reward?! System, you tricked me again!"
"Fine, fine... I'll reluctantly take it on. The capable should do more work. If I don't descend into hell, who will?" Xiao Huo sighed. If he couldn't gain Hate Points, he couldn't force it—and he couldn't do it through their clothes either. Did that mean they had to take them off?
"Shameless!" The system was actually somewhat impressed. This host's skin was unbelievably thick!
"System notification: If the optional mission is not completed within three days, the host's JJ will be automatically removed."
"System, you have no integrity at all! Aren't you forcing me into this?" Xiao Huo snapped. For the sake of his dick, he had to complete the optional mission no matter what. But how could he make Xiao Mei take the initiative... without resisting?
Hmm... that was a bit troublesome.
But for an old hand like Xiao Huo, it was child's play.
I've got money and pills.
What girl wouldn't fall right into my hands?
"Hehehe, right back at you. Host Brother is the best, QAQ," the system said cutely. Xiao Huo shook his head helplessly. This damn system was actually acting cute with him. I'm really not a beast!
"You're not my little sister!" Xiao Huo said.
He couldn't take it anymore...
The system dared to tease him like this? Once it turned into Miss System, hmph hmph...
Miter Auction House.
Both Gu Ni and Ya Fei were deeply shaken!
Xiao Huo's background was simply terrifying!
In the eyes of outsiders, Xiao Huo was merely a useless Dou Qi level three cultivator, ridiculed by countless people. Yet over the past few days, one major event after another had occurred, shaking the entirety of Wutan City!
Nalan Yanran was going to marry Xiao Huo, and the Three Year Agreement had been made. The entire Misty Cloud Sect was now tied to Xiao Huo, though many people had no idea why!
But Gu Ni and Ya Fei knew...
With talent like Xiao Huo's—as both an Alchemist Master and a cultivation genius—who wouldn't want to recruit him?!
Even a colossal force like the Misty Cloud Sect had to spare no effort in winning him over!
"Dou Qi Wings... Brother Xiao Huo, is he a Dou Wang?" Ya Fei's beautiful eyes froze, and even her breathing seemed to grow heavy. Her heart raced. What level of cultivation would her man possess?
Ya Fei's cultivation was shallow, so she could not see through Xiao Huo's true strength. She could only infer from his Dou Qi Wings that he was a Dou Wang... anything beyond that was beyond her understanding.
"No."
"Young Master Xiao is already a Dou Emperor expert! In fact... in fact, his strength is even slightly greater than the Misty Cloud Sect's Sect Master! If nothing unexpected happens... his strength has already reached the ninth star of the Dou Emperor realm!"
Gu Ni said, his eyes filled with reverence!
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