"Notice of the Empire's Food Exhaustion and Dissolution":
"Esteemed noble compatriots, respected commoners, dutiful and kindhearted professionals, I am your Emperor, Sadeni-Odin the Three Million Six Hundred Twenty Thousandth. On this sorrowful Winter Season morning, I must deliver grave news to every intelligent being belonging to the Kalamus Empire. Evil fiends from the Infinite Abyss have invaded our homeland, and our fields, which had yet to be harvested, have been utterly destroyed by horrific calamities. Our soldiers and citizens have been massacred, and our cities have fallen one after another... As of today, more than half of the Empire's territory has long since fallen into the hands of evil demons, while the emergency food reserves have also been exhausted. The Kalamus Empire can no longer sustain this war... Therefore, today, at this unbearably painful moment, at this tragic moment that shames my great ancestors and the great ancestors of all you noble lords, I must endure this wrenching pain and formally announce the following:
1. Mestur-Bitnack, the Kalamus Empire's national guardian Radiant Sun spellcaster, the "Archmage," has been officially dismissed.
2. Effective immediately, all refugee relief stations within the Kalamus Empire will cease distributing emergency rations.
3. The Odin royal family and all hereditary nobles of the Kalamus Empire have lost every one of their surnames!
4. The Kalamus Empire, with a history of seven hundred forty-nine million, six hundred thirty-eight thousand, two hundred twenty-four years, is hereby officially dissolved!
Yes, those are the four announcements I wished to make. Yes, it is all over. Yes... I am sorry.
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This "Imperial Parchment," bearing such unbelievable information, was paper specially used in the Kalamus Empire for publishing important news and lengthy royal proclamations. In fact, any Karamus historian could consult the historical records—so numerous that magical crystals had to be