The Turtle Island Turns Over

On the vast ocean, an island was actually drifting with the current. Looking closer, one would discover that the island was actually a giant turtle!

Naruto and Killer B were training on this moving island, unaware that danger was already closing in on them. High in the sky, a massive white bird was rapidly approaching. At the crucial moment, an explosion rang out. With a BOOM!, it blocked the white bird's path.

"What a surprise! I heard you were dead, Deidara." The Third Tsuchikage, Two Scales Ōnoki, stood before Deidara with Black Earth and Akatsuchi. "So the thing I just blew up was your Clay Clone."

"That was..." Kabuto stood behind Deidara. By now, he had absorbed what Orochimaru had left behind and successfully turned himself into a half-human, half-demon monstrosity. He had previously met Obito and shown him his collection, thereby becoming Obito's ally. These two were like a dung beetle marrying a stink bug—birds of a feather, kindred spirits in foulness! Ming Jing sometimes felt Kabuto ought to practice Living Corpse Reincarnation. Then he could become Sister Kabuto and save Obito from misery. Wait, perhaps there was no need to practice that forbidden jutsu after all, since Kakashi... Ahem!

"An Earth Clone from the Tsuchikage. It seems they had the same idea as us." Deidara watched the three across from him, his tone grave.

"Brother Deidara, didn't you die in that huge explosion? How are you still alive?" Black Earth asked happily.

"Haha, you really weren't dead!" Akatsuchi said with equal delight.

"Don't get carried away, Akatsuchi." Two Scales Ōnoki spoke calmly. "That's Orochimaru's Impure World Reincarnation Jutsu. He may look revived, but that isn't really him. Honestly, even after dying, he still had to cause trouble for others. Hmph, dying at the hands of some greenhorn from