Brother Qi, You're a Little Girly

Some people said life was like getting screwed—when you couldn't resist, you had to learn to enjoy it.

Su Qi now faced exactly that kind of choice.

When a supernatural system appeared on his body and used its unique abilities to shrink his beloved little brother, such an unbelievable operation...

Su Qi did not believe its warnings and those five bad ends were merely empty words.

Ignoring the system and continuing to live as before was what many people might choose.

But for Su Qi, a game designer, that would be completely handing himself over for free. If you did nothing, the plot would push you straight to your death!

After transforming into a woman, putting aside everything else, in this male dorm full of wolves and tigers, Su Qi thought of the descriptions under those special attributes. He felt like he could earn the title of "Thousand-Man Slayer" in a single night and slip right into a bad end.

He was already inside the plot, so he had to protect himself wisely and reach the pure-love ending.

Although he had drawn countless cuckold comics, bringing those comic-book scenes upon himself was something he could do without!

After all, being a man pinned from behind by another man's big D... The moment Su Qi imagined himself as the one being pinned, he shuddered.

He looked at his little brother, trembling along with him. I hope all this is a dream! I don't want to say goodbye to you yet. I've wronged you too—never letting you have a proper meal, making you eat vegetarian every time!

How about finding some fast food and letting it try something new??

Ding! The system detected that the host was entertaining thoughts that could cause the Novice Mission to fail. The Female Protagonist System hereby issues a reminder. This reminder is free.

Only after hearing the system prompt did Su Qi remember the Novice Mission: remain chaste for ten days.

Who would have thought men could be chaste too!

Whatever, whatever!

Su Qi turned on the faucet. Warm water streamed through his hair as he ran his fingers through it, sweeping all his bangs back and exposing his smooth forehead.

Huh, why had my hair grown so much over the past two days?

After lathering up with shampoo, he began rubbing and rinsing.

Su Qi found that while showering, it was easy for him to associate all sorts of things, like comics or games!

The reason was that his phone was not in his hand, freeing up his brain. Maybe it was not just Su Qi—many others probably had thoughts like this too!

He opened the familiar attribute page, remembering there were still several figures he had not figured out.

(Strength 3) (Intelligence 5.5) (Stamina 3) (Appearance 6) (Frivolity 0)

Su Qi used the Z key to select the Strength attribute.

Strength Value: Generally refers to a character's combat ability, though it also includes physical strength. The standard value for normal men is 5, while for women it is 4. The host's current Strength Value is extremely low. Be especially careful when walking alone at night—80% of humans can subdue you!

Seeing that description, Su Qi had roughly guessed the outcome already, but he had not expected his combat ability to be this pathetic. Looking at his nearly nonexistent biceps, he nodded. Fine, nerds did not need muscles or strength.

But that description was really going too far. What did it mean by 80% of humans? Did that include women?

Could I not even beat women? Su Qi felt his masculine pride had been severely insulted.

Still, he had no time to prove anything to a system that was mocking him like this, so he continued reading.

Intelligence Value: Generally refers to a character's wisdom. The higher the Intelligence Value, the greater one's comprehension, cultural absorption, and innovative thinking. The average Intelligence Value of normal humans is 4.5. The host's current level is Little Genius.

"Ah, I'm only one point smarter than everyone else? Why does that feel so little?" Su Qi complained.

Su Qi had always been extremely confident in his brain. When it came to imagination, no one's mind could be wilder than a creator's, much less that of an established doujin artist!

Yet the brain he was so proud of was only one point above ordinary people's. Su Qi could not accept that!

Ding! The system's voice rang out again. "The Female Protagonist System will explain this to the host using the book Three Kingdoms from the host's current time and space as an example! In the current world, there are only four characters with an Intelligence Value of 8 or higher. An Intelligence Value of 8 is equivalent to the Sleeping Dragon and Young Phoenix of the Three Kingdoms era!"

Those with an Intelligence Value of 7 are equally rare. There are only five in all of Asia, and they could bear titles such as Cao Cao's strategist Jia Xu or Eastern Wu's gifted Zhou Gongjin!

And there are only five people in all of Jiangsu Province with Intelligence above 6! They can be called geniuses among geniuses! Those with Intelligence of 5 are much more common—roughly one appears among every twenty people, and they can be called geniuses."

After hearing the system's explanation, Su Qi felt much better. He had always been very confident in his mind, after all.

But as soon as he saw the description for Stamina, his excited mood cooled right back down.

Stamina Value: Refers to the host's resistance. The base value for normal humans is 5. The host's current Stamina Value is 3, making the host extremely frail and highly susceptible to influenza, colds, and other contagious illnesses. Compared with other humans, the host's Stamina Value is also consumed more quickly.

Using the Stamina Value description, Su Qi finally found the Stamina display at the bottom of the interface.

Current Stamina Value: 100%. At 70%, the body will feel fatigued. At 50%, a feeling of weakness will arise, with a high chance of falling over!

At 30%, a fever will develop. At 10%, the host will faint directly! At 0%, the host enters a bad end!

Looking at that Stamina Value bar, Su Qi could feel the schemes packed into it.

When the female protagonist in a game Su Qi designed fainted, there would generally be a greasy old man or a red-glowing slime passing by nearby—and then, hehehe.

After all, under normal circumstances, 0%—in other words, HP reaching 0—meant the character was usually dead. But look at this system's description: enter a bad end.

It was all a trap. Wasn't it subtly encouraging him to try it?

To that, Su Qi could only say heh heh. As a man, he did not want to try all kinds of play just yet.

Appearance: Generally refers to looks, whether a person is beautiful or not. Many attributes contribute to this. Whether the host increases Charm or Purity, the host's appearance can improve!

The public average for Appearance is 5. The host's male Appearance Value is currently 6, making him outstanding, just like his Intelligence Value.

After the host completes the transformation, the host's Appearance Value will rise to 7. According to this system's investigation, only five people in Jiangsu Province have an Appearance Value of 7. Please take care, host!

Frivolity: Refers to the lustful thoughts other humans develop upon seeing the host. The greater the lustful thoughts, the more likely they are to act on them! Increasing Frivolity Points can grant additional chance encounters!

Fine! Just listen to what this Female Protagonist System was saying—chance encounters!

Su Qi looked at those chance encounters, and the thought of them happening to him made him shudder!

As a game creator, Su Qi had also set up chance encounters in Blooming Metropolis. But even thinking with one's toes, they could not possibly be anything proper!

Chance encounters! Heh heh, I don't need them! Thanks!

Su Qi dried his hair. The warm water had left his whole body pleasantly warm, and having just finished showering, he felt sleepy again!

He put on his pajamas and was about to take a nap. The moment Su Qi opened the bathroom door, he saw Wu Wei charging in energetically with three portions of Bulgogi Bibimbap!

But upon seeing Su Qi, Wu Wei froze for a moment before saying, "Brother Qi, why do you seem a little girly today?"

Su Qi: ??