The System's Tantrum

"Host, do you wish to pay? Note: As this is a backdoor opened by this System for the Host, to prevent detection by the main System, please make your decision quickly. All sales are final. The right of final interpretation belongs to the Female Protagonist System." The System's voice came, and Su Qi was a bit surprised this time. Does it have superiors?

Then, a large timer appeared before Su Qi's eyes, showing ten minutes. The numbers were so large that they obscured the items in front of them.

If this appeared on a computer screen, it would definitely be considered junk software.

Su Qi's current assets were 64,900. After deducting rent of 8,000, that left 57,000.

If 50,000 was deducted, wouldn't that leave only 7,000? Thinking about the 10% interest on Huabei and JD Baitiao, that meant he'd have 5,500 left.

Su Qi rubbed his temples, feeling that things were unpredictable. Just two days ago, he was wondering how to spend so much money.

Now, he couldn't even pay off his debts. And looking at his current state, wouldn't he be entering the miserable life of a wage slave again soon?

But if he didn't pay this money, what about his mission? With the Frivolity Points added, Su Qi knew that once some things started, they couldn't be stopped. Based on his understanding of the Female Protagonist, heh—Su Qi had already pictured at least ten scenes of himself covered in white burns.

Although beautiful, if it happened to me, just thinking about it makes me feel... especially since I'm a guy. Thinking about...

No more thinking, this money must be paid.

Su Qi: "Pay it!"

System: "Payment successful." Immediately, a successful deduction message appeared on his phone. The money was transferred via Alipay, purchasing virtual currency.

Su Qi thought for a moment and clicked on the option for this transaction on Alipay – "Dispute this transaction..."

System: "Host, please don't do useless things. Anything from me..."

The Nuclear Explosion Divine Song began to play.

Su Qi: "Hello, ...yes, my phone suddenly paid for something just now. It seemed like I downloaded some software. Uh-huh, okay, I'll be careful not to download things randomly in the future. Uh, okay."

What exactly are they selling on that website? Oh, virtual items. That's too unscrupulous. Good thing they didn't trick me out of my money. Mm-hmm - okay. Su Qi hung up the phone, couldn't help but sigh at the speed of China, it was truly fast.

"Oh right, System, what were you saying just now? You said, 'anything from...'!" Su Qi's small face was wreathed in smiles, his eyes twinkling, looking mischievous.

Did I just get one over on the System for free?

Thank you, China. Thank you, government. Thank you, online banking. Thank you, cyber police.

"Mmm—" Faintly, she seemed to hear a cute sound of puffed cheeks. Was that the System? I must have misheard!

When Su Qi saw the text message indicating the money had arrived, he suddenly remembered the 100,000 yuan from the medical case. Could he also get this for free?

When he clicked back to the transaction, he found that it had changed. It was no longer a purchase but a message: "Thank you for supporting xxxx welfare organization. We sincerely appreciate your assistance. Every penny you donate will be used for impoverished children..."

Su Qi: "System, so you didn't argue with me just now because you changed the previous transaction bill?"

The System ignored Su Qi and spoke on its own: "Host has successfully purchased 10 clothing experiences and photography editing with special effects. Additionally, three short video edits are included as a bonus. Please prepare thoroughly before your complete transformation, such as watching anime to study character personalities and imitating character expressions.

For the three video edits, the Host needs to capture footage according to the System's specifications and become proficient in the character's movements. If the movements are unqualified, the System will not recognize them, and all photography for this session will be void."

Su Qi: "Wait, isn't this a coercive contract? I paid money for you to be my photographer, and if you can't shoot good footage of me, you'll blame it all on me?? I want to complain!"

System: "It was communicated and confirmed with the Host at the time of purchase. The right of final interpretation belongs to the Female Protagonist System. Furthermore, the Host's payment this time was not successful!"

Su Qi: "I suspect you're acting out of personal vendetta."

System: "Please remain calm. If the Host purchases some auxiliary items provided by this System, the success rate of video editing will be greatly increased.

Moreover, what the Host purchased was a clothing experience function. The costumes can only exist for 1 hour; after one hour, the fashion will disappear. It is strongly recommended that the Host purchase them."

Immediately, several products appeared in Su Qi's vision, captivating his gaze. Su Qi exclaimed, Good heavens, if I were driving right now, I'd definitely crash and die.

It felt like a flood of spam ads.

Su Qi: "Wait, System, I'm only shooting three videos, why do I need so many auxiliary props? And the price, are you serious?"

System: ...

After a moment of silence, it spoke again, "Then the Host can choose three materials first. This System will recommend props to the Host."

Su Qi's first choice to give up on was Qiongmei. In anime, Qiongmei sitting with a doll was fine, but if it were for a video, wouldn't it all be about her brother, Youxxx?

Then he looked at the rankings and decided to go with the top three: Huihui, Mi Yu, and Asuna.

Because these three characters all had their own standout moments.

After Su Qi made his selection, the items in his vision changed to three.

They were a staff embedded with a red magic stone, two white cushions, and a beautiful long sword.

However, the prices were rather appalling.

Red Demon Stone Staff: 58,000,000,000,000,000 Su Qi: "Are you sure about the price of this staff?" Su Qi checked the zeros many times and then saw the unit "ten thousand" after the zeros.

"What is the currency format?"

System: "RMB."

Su Qi: "Why is it so expensive?! Do I look like someone who can afford it?"

System: "Merhels's Teffan Scepter, embedded with the core gemstone of Beltrdella Ancient Dragon, possesses unparalleled world-destroying energy. It is simple to use; one only needs to chant the incantation to activate it. Its energy is equivalent to the attack power of 4,800 nuclear bombs."

Su Qi: "Oh, impressive, impressive. So, does anyone in this world have the money to buy it?"

System: "The total wealth of the entire world still falls short of this value."

"So you're going to sell it to me?" After looking at the prices of the other two items, Su Qi found that they cost exactly the amount of money she had, leaving her with nothing. She thought for a moment and then said, "I only have 57,000 yuan in my pocket, and my disposable income is 52,000. Can you leave me some money for three months' worth of meals?" If Su Qi still couldn't see that the System was trying to scam her, she would be a fool.

Ding, came the familiar notification sound. You have successfully paid 52,000 yuan. Your remaining balance is 4,720 yuan.

Su Qi's face was a mask of confusion. Where are the items I bought? Is this forced consumption?

System: Items have been issued. Please confirm, host. Su Qi was a little surprised that she could actually view the item information.

Huihui's Internship Staff: Magic power is almost zero, but when held in hand, the chuunibyou soul will burn, and even the most embarrassing lines can be uttered with pride.

A yoga mat: A common yoga mat on the market, its advantages are sound insulation and no odor.

Height-increasing insoles: Placed under the shoes, they increase the host's height by three centimeters, and also increase the host's movement speed and momentum when running.

Flower Dummy Sword Mastery: Just like the title suggests, by reading this book and training along with it, the host will learn to perform swordplay that looks ethereal and graceful, but has no practical combat value. Note: Using this sword technique will put the user in a state of excitement. Use with caution!

A soft sword: With this, you won't have to worry about damaging furniture when practicing sword dances!

After reading the descriptions of these items, Su Qi had only one thought: Can I return them?

[System Prompt: All purchases are final and non-refundable.]

The System's voice echoed in her mind, making Su Qi sigh. These things are worth 52,000 yuan?? 2,000 would be more like it.

Wait, 2,000?

Su Qi suddenly remembered the "hmm" sound from earlier. It seemed it wasn't just her imagination; the little System must have gotten angry again.