Please Host, Watch Your Behavior

For the first time in her life, Su Qi felt that money was incredibly important.

Without money, she couldn't even afford a pair of panties.

It truly lived up to the saying, "A single penny can stump a hero."

In response to Su Qi's plea, the System silently opened the Taobao app for her, and checked the boxes for panties and bras in the store section.

The cheapest panties were 5,800, a pure cotton, rare, and pure pair. The most expensive was a silk lace black "Wen Yun" special underwear, with a hollowed-out design in the middle. From this, Su Qi could tell it wasn't any ordinary underwear, and it was priced at 1.2 million.

The prices for bras were even more exorbitant, with a sports-style cotton bra costing 8,888.

Su Qi complained internally to the System: "How can such a small piece of fabric be so expensive? And that pair of 'qing' underwear worth 1.2 million."

The System expressed understanding for Su Qi's judgmental nature, but did not accept it. It protested, "Host, the products in this System are guaranteed to be comfortable, have built-in sterilization and cleaning functions, and also come with hidden attribute enhancements. Most importantly, they are manufactured by this System, so the quality is definitely something you can trust."

Hearing the System's proud words delivered in a rather flat tone, Su Qi decided not to argue with it.

Helpless, Su Qi had no choice but to search for any usable fabric in the room, at least to make the school uniform less conspicuous.

Su Qi regretted not grabbing a scarf or pants from the dorm when she left, anything to wrap herself with!

Wrap herself!!

At this moment, Su Qi suddenly remembered the black stockings Wang Yun had left behind before she left. They were still enshrined on the empty clothes rack.

She took the treasure gifted by her neighbor sister from the clothes rack. Unfortunately, it had completely lost its original scent and warmth.

After taking off the school uniform, Su Qi straightened the stockings and began to wrap them around her chest, layer by layer.

Su Qi had seen many domestic dramas where female characters disguised as men would wrap their chests with white bandages. However, she figured she was the first to use stockings to bind her chest, especially black ones!

While wrapping her chest, she couldn't help but tease herself, thinking her heart was truly resilient!

Looking at her "Jade Rabbits" wrapped in the black silk, looking so abused, Su Qi even felt like helping the silk to bully them further.

This was Su Qi's first attempt at binding, and she declared it a failure. The reason was that she had underestimated her own measurements. A C-cup refers to a bra size where the difference between the upper and lower bust circumference is 15cm.

Even neatly folded, the stockings were only about a meter long. Even with Su Qi's slender waist, it was only enough for two wraps.

This time, Su Qi cleverly extended the length. Looking at the two "rabbits" being flattened by the stockings, Su Qi nodded in satisfaction. She then put on the school uniform again, and this time it looked just like her usual uniform.

There was no longer the strange friction sensation on her chest. If anything felt strange, it was the slight chest tightness as a side effect.

Su Qi carried the lunchbox in her hand. Thinking that she didn't have any panties on her lower body and was wearing stockings on her upper body, Su Qi felt a wave of shame, mixed with a thrilling novelty.

Without the green hood of her hoodie to cover her, Su Qi kept her head very low, afraid of being noticed by others.

Just as she feared, when the elevator reached the 8th floor, a family of three suddenly got on.

A couple with a young boy. The boy, about three or four years old, was very active but not annoying, with an innocent and carefree demeanor.

He held two pieces of candy in his hand. Seeing Su Qi looking down and appearing unhappy, he tilted his head up and looked at Su Qi, saying in a childlike, milky voice:

"Brother, want some candy?" His eyes were like black pearls, rolling around, and his cute, well-behaved appearance was truly endearing.

If it were any other day, Su Qi might have chatted with him. But now, she just wanted to be invisible, minimizing her presence as much as possible.

She smiled gently at the little boy and then shook her head.

The little boy hadn't expected this "brother" in front of him to smile so beautifully, even more so than his own mother. He thought Su Qi was the most handsome brother he had ever seen, and also so gentle.

Not steady on his feet, he ended up sitting on Su Qi's shoe!

The parents, who were chatting nearby, quickly rushed over.

"So sorry! Our child is still young and a bit naughty! Are you okay?" the man asked Su Qi.

"I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm not hurt!" Su Qi replied in a hoarse voice.

Unexpectedly, her deliberately disguised voice attracted the young couple's attention.

Upon closer inspection, both of them gasped simultaneously. The woman, about to speak, seemed to have her voice muted.

It wasn't until the elevator descended another floor that they managed to recover. The woman shot a sharp glance at her husband, who was still staring at Su Qi.

Jealously, she nudged her husband with her elbow, causing him to grin in pain. It seemed she had put some force into it.

Being scrutinized, Su Qi felt increasingly nervous. Especially the emptiness from not wearing panties made her instinctively press her legs together for a sense of security. But she didn't realize it herself, still keeping her head down.

"Brother, your shoe is squashed. Is it broken?" The little boy patted his butt and got up from Su Qi's shoe, but the shoe didn't return to its original shape for a long time.

Su Qi wiggled her right toes, trying hard to push up the size 42 shoe, but her foot had become too small to reach. Helpless, she had to squat down to adjust the shoe. The little cute boy, who was carefully observing, discovered Su Qi's secret after she squatted down.

"Brother, why are your pants so flat? Did you not wear underwear?" Hearing the little baby's cute, innocent voice, Su Qi felt her body stiffen, and cold sweat broke out.

No wonder people say children have sharp observation skills; they are unbelievably sharp!

The child's mother gave the little cute boy a tap on the head and said, "Sister is so big, how could she not wear underwear? Do you think you're the only one?"

Then, she smiled apologetically at Su Qi, "My child is ignorant. I'll discipline him when we get home!"

Su Qi thought: Is high-end education always so simple and unpretentious?

The little baby, unaware of his impending fate, continued to drop bombshells: "Brother, I'm not wearing underwear either. We're the same!"

"What brother, it's sister. Your sister is wearing a G-string, what do you know, you little brat?" The young woman spanked the little baby's bottom with a "pat" sound.

The little baby was very curious. Instead of asking why his mother hit him, he asked, "Mom, what's a G-string? It sounds cool. Can I wear one?"

The words spoken made the young couple chuckle.

Fortunately, the elevator doors opened then, otherwise Su Qi felt she would have developed social anxiety!

What she hadn't expected was that there was an explanation artifact called a g-string.

Speaking of g-strings, Su Qi initially quite liked the concept, until a group member said in the chat:

"Do you guys know? The string on a g-string—it stinks."

Su Qi didn't know what dialect "stinks" came from, but it didn't affect her understanding of the meaning, which led Su Qi to gradually give up on writing about g-strings.

She never thought that today she would be suspected of wearing a g-string, such a ridiculous thing. Truly, reality is unpredictable!

At this moment, the System suddenly interjected, "The Host's current body can completely handle a g-string, there's no need to worry about odor."

Su Qi asked, "Why? Does it mean my butt-wiping habits are better!?"

Because her father had suffered from hemorrhoids when he was younger, seeing his painful state, Su Qi knew that besides inflammation caused by excessive spicy food and alcohol, a large part of the reason was insufficient cleanliness after wiping.

So, Su Qi secretly vowed to pay attention to personal hygiene and even consulted a nurse. The nurse kindly educated the young and eager Su Qi thoroughly.

Normal people wipe in only one direction, unaware that the other direction still has a lot of dirt, and the sides also get soiled. These are parts that need to be cleaned. If not cleaned properly, it would lead to the string on the g-string smelling bad.

As for how to clean, for men, they can wipe repeatedly with great fanfare. For women, they need to pay attention to the wiping direction, otherwise, it might induce inflammation.

Recalling the nurse's words from back then, along with her father's exaggerated gesture of covering his backside, it was still vivid in her memory.

Su Qi couldn't help but feel a bit nostalgic, unsure if she missed her father or the time when her father had hemorrhoids.

"Please do not educate this System on your peculiar wiping postures. Although you are correct and can significantly reduce the risk of middle-aged hemorrhoids, it is completely unnecessary for the current Host to pay attention to such matters!?"

"Why?" Su Qi retorted!

"Has the Host had a bowel movement in the past few days?"

Reminded by the System, Su Qi actually remembered that since she had the System, she hadn't had a bowel movement at all, and her stomach was still as flat as ever.

Could it be: "That's right, it's the same as the Host thinks. The Host doesn't need to worry about excretion problems. This System utilizes the Host's bodily waste to supply nutrients for Lingering Fragrance, thus solving the Host's problem. However, urination will still proceed normally!" Su Qi heard a hint of arrogance in the System's words.

It was as if it was seeking praise.

"Not being able to have a bowel movement, while it indeed saves a lot of trouble, also removes some fun," Su Qi said. She was thinking about the immersive experience of using the toilet.

She never expected the System to misunderstand.

The System paused for a moment, seemingly pondering what fun was missing, and then issued an explosive declaration: "Rest assured, System, although bowel movements are not required, it does not hinder the use of organs."

Su Qi was a bit puzzled. If she couldn't have a bowel movement, what else could be used? She then heard the System continue, "It doesn't hinder it, various forms of play!"

Su Qi's expression was one of shock, an expression that could be made into a JPG and saved for collection.

"I never thought you were this kind of System!"

"All of this System's options originate from the Host's subconscious, please conduct yourself accordingly!"