Just when I thought the three of us had firmly got this bunch of cultists in the palm of our hands.
"Oh holy spirits wandering the world~! Please heed my summons, for I am your loyal follower! Bestow your power upon me, amen!"
Fucking hell, I had no idea when this white-haired old lamp had snuck out of the ditch and was hiding behind a car chanting magic!
When he finished chanting, he joined hands with the two cultists who had just run away to form a circle, jumping up and howling together.
"Huga-haga-hey-yo-hey! Huga-haga-hey-yo-hey~!"
Dammit, I had no idea what nonsense they were yelling.
Right as I wanted to rush over and give them all a critical strike to the chrysanthemum.
At that exact moment, the three of them instantly turned pale, spat a mouthful of unknown green liquid, and their bodies convulsed continuously.
Immediately following that, I could feel their aura soaring at an incomprehensible speed.
In just a few short seconds, I watched with my own eyes as these three pricks underwent a terrifying physical transformation, looking just like that monster from Alien vs. Predator.
That white-haired old lamp grabbed the hands of the other two cultists and, like a fucking vacuum cleaner, sucked the other two cultists right into his own body. Then his head began to bulge outward wildly. After that, this old lamp completely transformed into a massive monster standing five meters tall with twin wings sprouting from his back.
Ah, what the fuck! Do cultists nowadays all have to be this perverted? Fuck me, this is even more perverted than me poking their chrysanthemums!
Damn it. How am I supposed to fight this now? I can still mess around with humans, but I'm fucking neither Calabash Brothers nor Ultraman~!
How am I supposed