A Fine Show

"Don't worry, Brother Xiao Han. Following your instructions, I helped Teacher Liu Erlong into the Master's room. I've already given both of them the pills you refined." Xiao Wu playfully reported everything that had happened in the room.

Throughout the banquet, Yu Xiaogang had remained silent. This only strengthened Xiao Han's resolve to give Yu Xiaogang a hand. So, together with Shrek's Seven Monsters, Xiao Han took turns toasting Yu Xiaogang and Liu Erlong, getting them both thoroughly drunk.

"Brother Han, what are you planning to do?" Tang San frowned slightly. He already had an idea of what Xiao Han intended, but he still could not be certain, so he asked.

After all, that would be far too bold.

"What else could I do?"

Xiao Han grinned and said, "Make Teacher and Mistress become husband and wife in truth, so they can stay together forever!"

Tang San's eyes widened. He still could not believe what he was thinking. "You mean... consummate their marriage?"

Xiao Han nodded. "That's right."

Tang San sprang to his feet in shock. "What? Brother Han, isn't this inappropriate?"

"What's inappropriate about it!"

Xiao Han shot Tang San a look, then asked, "Little San, do you know what relationship Teacher and Mistress have?"

Tang San frowned slightly, thinking that things might not be as simple as he had imagined. "Aren't they lovers who haven't seen each other for many years?"

"Not exactly."

Xiao Han shook his head slightly and looked at the bright moon. "Actually, Teacher and Mistress are cousins."

"What?"

Upon hearing this, not only Tang San and Dai Mubai, but even Xiao Wu looked at Xiao Han in astonishment.

"Yes. Let me tell you a story."

Xiao Han nodded, paused to gather his thoughts, then continued, "Twenty years ago, a young man born into the