"Cache conflict? You're already mature software. You should learn to modify your own code," Stein said at once.
"I haven't even passed unit testing. How am I mature?" the Red Button retorted.
"I don't care. You grew from a little button into a football field, you're that big already. Learn to modify yourself." Stein gestured with his fingers.
Qiu Fen was dumbfounded. You could do that? If my software back then could have modified and maintained itself, I wouldn't have gone bald so quickly.
Though I probably would have lost my job even faster.
The Red Button had nothing to say. Soon, rings of red light flashed around it, followed by an electronic prompt.
"Software self-check in progress. Comparing context and tracing problematic code."
"Tracing... trace failed. Insufficient comparable code."
After that perfunctory prompt, the Red Button said, "See? I've already checked myself. There isn't enough code, so there's no way to find where the bug is."
"You... Even if you're just going through the motions for your boss, you can't be this perfunctory, can you? Did you even check for a minute?" Stein was about to go mad!
When he had first discovered this Red Button, it had been the shutdown button on a Super Computer. Anyway, after a series of bizarre events, it had become an intelligent Mysterious Power artifact.
Yes, most people in the Rebooters Organization were extremely hostile toward Mysterious Power, but as the BOSS, he was different.
There was nothing strange about that. Bosses who loved money more than life liked employees who didn't care about money best.
He had sifted through all sorts of inherited mountains of shit code, dug out all kinds of magical code, and fed it to the Red Button with shit in one hand and piss in the other until