"Can we talk properly now? If you keep crying, we'll continue."
More than ten minutes later, Lu Fan smacked his lips, got up and dressed, then casually tossed Liu Mengran's dress onto her.
His words frightened Liu Mengran so badly that her pretty face turned pale. She grabbed the dress and pulled it on, then curled into a ball in the corner of the bed.
Her delicate little face was streaked with tears, as if she had suffered some terrible injustice.
And she really had suffered a terrible injustice. She had never imagined that a fool would take such complete advantage of her and nearly take her virginity!
"Liu Mengran, we agreed on kissing, hugging, and sleeping together. What exactly did I do that crossed the line? We just kissed, hugged, and slept together."
"You... you're shameless! You almost..."
Liu Mengran trembled with rage.
"But it didn't happen. I'm a man of my word."
"Liu Mengran, from now on, you're my woman. I'll cherish you, love you, care for you, and treat you well."
Having bullied her enough, Lu Fan naturally had to comfort her a little.
Holding Liu Mengran's fragrant, soft body, Lu Fan was still savoring the wonderful scenes from earlier.
The lewd expression on his face made Liu Mengran both embarrassed and angry. She reached out and pinched his waist hard.
"Who wants to be this fool's woman? Huh! Wait..."
Only then did Liu Mengran truly realize in shock that Lu Fan did not look like a fool at all.
He had used the appearance of a fool to lower her guard, then tricked her into coming to his dormitory and nearly devoured her whole. Now, she felt like the world's biggest idiot.
"Lu Fan, you're not stupid anymore?"
"Heh heh... I only got better today. I didn't expect to win over Long University's Number One Campus Belle on the very first day of recovering. I'm fucking amazing."
"Ah! Lu Fan! Give me back my innocence..."
Seeing that Liu Mengran was about to make a fuss again, Lu Fan widened his eyes and reached out to tug at her dress once more.
The girl was so frightened that she immediately shut up and covered her mouth, looking at Lu Fan pleadingly.
"Girls have to fall in love sooner or later. What's so bad about being with me? Look, I'm not bad-looking, I have money, and my Aunt is the president of Long University. Think about it. If you follow me, your life will definitely change completely. You won't have to worry about anything related to money ever again."
Lu Fan pulled Liu Mengran back into his arms and tried to make his tone as gentle as possible.
Liu Mengran froze, then lowered her head in thought.
Lu Fan's words were not entirely unreasonable. He was tall and well-built, with handsome features. Before, the foolishness in his eyes had hidden his good looks.
Now that Lu Fan's gaze was clear, he gave off a shrewd yet sunny feeling. He really would not be a bad boyfriend.
Most importantly, everything Lu Fan had said was true. If she followed him, she would not only stop worrying about money, but would not even have to worry about her future job. Her parents could live good lives too.
Besides, he had already taken complete advantage of her. Girls had this kind of mindset—the first man they experienced always left an especially deep impression.
"Come on, baby. You must be hungry now, right? I'll take you out to eat."
Seeing the interest in her expression, Lu Fan knew he had persuaded her. She was merely too embarrassed to agree because of a girl's modesty.
So he directly changed strategies. The two of them would start by dating and gradually develop their feelings.
A few minutes later, Lu Fan walked out of the dormitory with Liu Mengran in his arms again. The intelligence squad waiting outside immediately pulled out their phones to take pictures.
"Ah!"
The moment she stepped outside, Liu Mengran gave a soft cry and collapsed into Lu Fan's arms.
"What's wrong?"
"My... my legs are numb! You pressed on them for hours..."
Liu Mengran shot him an embarrassed, angry glare, unaware that this scene had shattered the hearts of the students secretly taking pictures in the distance.
"It's over! Top Campus Belle Liu's virginity is gone... Heavenly God, send down a bolt of lightning and strike that fool dead."
More than ten minutes later, Lu Fan and Liu Mengran appeared at a Western restaurant outside Long University. Since it was a date, they naturally could not keep eating at the school cafeteria.
They ordered two couples' steak sets. While waiting for the food, Lu Fan took out his phone and checked it.
After all that time, he had not received a single message. It showed just how pitiful his social life was.
However, the Pinxixi app had popped up quite a few notifications. One pop-up offering eight hundred yuan for a single cut caught his attention.
"This is obviously a scam, but I have the Never Be Deceived System BUG backing me up now. Why not give it a try?"
The moment he thought of it, he acted. Lu Fan directly opened the app and entered the cut-once page.
At the same time, he checked the system panel in his mind.
Host: Lu Fan Title: World's Biggest Idiot Times Scammed: 2 Points Owned: 2
Neither the number of times he had been scammed nor his points had changed, proving that everything Liu Mengran said was true, including her promise to pay him back in the future.
"Lu Fan, what era are we in? You don't seriously believe you can get eight hundred yuan just by cutting once, do you?"
Liu Mengran watched him operate the app with her own eyes and rolled her eyes at him speechlessly.
"Heh heh... Maybe a miracle will happen. Besides, I'm a fool. I believe whatever anyone says."
Lu Fan tapped a few times. Finally, a share link popped up on the screen: Invite friends to cut once and receive an 800-yuan red packet!
Lu Fan directly sent the link to Liu Mengran and asked her to help him cut it.
"Lu Fan, are you really stupid or just pretending? My cut won't do anything. Some people really can cut their way to eight hundred yuan, but... Ah! Th-this is impossible!"
Liu Mengran let out a startled cry at the sight before her, her beautiful eyes widening as large as bells.
She had casually tapped the cut-once button without any expectations, but Lu Fan's phone immediately displayed a successful cut, and the red packet was credited at once.
"Ding!"
Everyone was surely familiar with that wonderful sound of a WeChat red packet arriving.
Lu Fan opened the credit notification. Looking at the large red packet worth eight hundred yuan, his smile stretched from ear to ear.
He did not care about the eight hundred yuan itself. What mattered was that he had once again confirmed the BUG of his Never Be Deceived System.
"Baby, now we won't even be able to spend all the meal money. Help me cut a few more times. While we eat, let's earn the money for shopping later too."
Lu Fan showed off the credited amount in front of Liu Mengran. Her little mouth hung open, her face still full of disbelief.
When Lu Fan sent her another identical link, Liu Mengran wore an expression somewhere between laughter and tears.
"Lu Fan, that was probably a BUG in Pinxixi's backend just now. How could the same thing happen twice in a row? What the—"
Even Top Campus Belle Liu, gentle as water, could not stop herself from swearing, because she had merely tapped the link casually, yet another successful cut notification appeared on Lu Fan's side, followed by another eight hundred yuan being credited.
"This is crazy... This has to be crazy... It makes no sense!"
Liu Mengran was still muttering in shock when Lu Fan's third cut-once link arrived.
She tapped it instinctively, and another eight hundred yuan was directly credited to Lu Fan's account.
More than ten minutes later, the waiter brought over their couples' set. Lu Fan had already lost count of how many eight-hundred-yuan payments had arrived.
Liu Mengran across from him had gone numb. She was certain that a massive BUG had appeared in Pinxixi's backend. Otherwise, how could something so absurd possibly happen?
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