Captured Alive

"Ummmmm... let me explain... Ah! Don't squeeze the chili sauce into my nose! Why do you even carry chili sauce around?! AHHHHHHHHH!"

Xu Zifu's expression, as if completely broken, was plastered on his face while he was hung on a tree. Standing before him were the twin girls, Danzhu and Cang Xuan.

"Spill it! Who exactly are you! Otherwise... Hmph."

Danzhu placed her hands on her hips, interrogating him like a criminal, a triumphant look plastered on her small face.

"I already told you... I was trying to get into Kevin's sleep pod! I just accidentally got into the wrong one... Ahhhhh, don't poke my eyes!"

Xu Yanwu increasingly felt the inconvenience of not having a body. Here he was, being threatened by a little girl.

"Who are you kidding? I'm not some two or three-year-old kid." Danzhu puffed out her cheeks and poked Xu Yanwu's eyes with a small twig.

Ah, this little girl is quite cute...

Xu Yanwu thought to himself.

Wait a minute! How can you not recognize me! I'm the 'Head of the War Gods' of your organization, for crying out loud!

Danzhu, it's one thing if you're dumb! But your sister Cang Xuan, I remember her not being this stupid... Wait a minute?

Cang Xuan, what are you doing! Put down that tube of mustard! I think we can still talk!

Ten minutes later...

"I was wrong... I shouldn't have gotten into your sleep pod... Please forgive me..."

Xu Zifu's face was filled with despair as he apologized to Cang Xuan and Danzhu, burying his face almost in the ground.

More accurately, he was apologizing to Cang Xuan, who had held Xu Yanwu for fifty thousand years. Otherwise, she wouldn't have been able to prove to Danzhu that he was the 'Head of the War Gods' from the Fire Moth.

Seriously, these two sisters have their clothes on backward. The scheming Cang Xuan should be the one wearing black...

"We won't forgive you..." "We can forgive you, but you have to agree to our conditions."

Danzhu was still sulking, but Cang Xuan interrupted her mid-sentence: "Eh?"

Xu Yanwu trembled: "What conditions..."

To think I, the unyielding Xu Yanwu, didn't flinch before the Herrscher of the End, yet I'm cowering like this before two little girls. Ah, the shame.

"Agree to them first."

Cang Xuan said without mercy: "Otherwise..."

The expressionless girl lightly shook the tube of mustard in her hand, like a little devil.

"Sister, you..." Danzhu was curious about what Cang Xuan intended to do.

"I-I-I-I-I agree, alright?!" Xu Yanwu was on the verge of tears. "Put down the mustard and let's talk properly..."

"Alright, then you'll be our servant from now on."

Cang Xuan said nonchalantly.

"Okay, okay... Huh?"

Xu Yanwu's eyes widened.

Danzhu's eyes also widened.

Both of them let out exclamations of disbelief: "Eh?!"

"Sister, what are you thinking? Making some unknown man's head our servant..."

"Danzhu's right. Look at me, my head can't do anything, see..."

"Alright, alright, Danzhu, you watch him first." Cang Xuan signaled Danzhu to be quiet, then said to Xu Yanwu, "So, as a servant, shouldn't you answer our questions now?"

Cang Xuan once again issued a mustard warning to Xu Yanwu.

"Yes! Young Ladies! Your business is my business! Ask me anything, and I absolutely won't hide anything!"

Xu Yanwu surrendered without a shred of backbone.

"Then the first question, are you really the 'Head of the War Gods'?"

Cang Xuan stared intently at Xu Yanwu, as if trying to discern if he was lying in his next answer.

"Mmm... If you're referring to the name the Fire Moth gave me, then that would be me..." Xu Yanwu said awkwardly. "You can actually call me by my name... I'm Xu Yanwu."

"Xu Yanwu?" Cang Xuan repeated his name and asked the second question: "Then why did you wake up and end up in our sleep pod? And also..."

Cang Xuan's face flushed imperceptibly.

"This... this..."

Xu Yanwu stammered. He himself didn't know why, when he wished to enter a sleep pod, he ended up in these two sisters' sleep pod...

But it's actually quite good... If Xu Yanwu interfered with Little White Ball over there, I wonder if Kiana would still be born...

"Waking up was just a coincidence... As for why I was in your embrace..."

Xu Yanwu chuckled awkwardly: "That's a metaphysical problem..."

"...Let's just bury you after all."

"Wait, wait, wait! How about I give you money? How about I make figures for you? Don't look at me now, I'm just a head, but once I find my body, I can do anything."

Xu Yanwu panicked, quickly trying to sell himself.

"Heh, you're just a head, where would you get money..."

Cang Xuan nodded to Dan Zhu. "Danzhu, bury this guy..."

"Got it!"

Danzhu had been holding back for a while, and now that she had her sister's permission, she immediately rolled up her sleeves with an eager look, ready to bury Xu Yanwu alive.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! That's so cruel?"

Xu Yanwu panicked. Just as Dan Zhu's hand was about to touch him, Xu Yanwu's eyes lit up, and he shouted, "I know where the Xuanyuan Sword is! Don't bury me!"

"How do you know where the Xuanyuan Sword is?"

Cang Xuan immediately stopped Dan Zhu and stepped on Xu Yanwu's head.

Feeling the small, delicate foot on his head, Xu Yanwu's old face flushed. He constantly told himself inwardly: Calm down, calm down, Xu Yanwu, you're not a lolicon, you're not a foot fetishist, calm down, calm down, calm down...

"Hey, sister is asking you a question! Why aren't you talking?"

Danzhu shouted impatiently.

"Ah? Oh, oh, oh..."

Xu Yanwu straightened his expression and said, "If I remember correctly, the Xuanyuan Sword should be in the hands of the Youxiong Clan of this civilization, and it will then be given to a girl named Ji Lin..."

"How do we know you're telling the truth? You came out of the cryo-pod with us, how do you know all this?"

Although he couldn't see Cang Xuan's expression, Xu Yanwu felt the pressure on his head increase and quickly said, "I'm not very talented, but I have a little bit of precognitive ability..."

"Then try to predict something now."

Xu Yanwu froze. "Huh?"

"Since you say you have precognitive abilities, prove it." Cang Xuan still hadn't let go of Xu Yanwu.

"..."

What should I do?! I don't have precognitive abilities!

Waiting online, urgent! How can I avoid being buried alive by two teenage girls?!

Right! Don't I have the ability to make my wishes come true?

"Mmm..." Xu Yanwu closed his eyes, pretending to concentrate. "I have a feeling that in ten seconds, your underwear will be showing..."