Showing affection, what's faster?

"Do you remember the alley where we first met?"

Qin Lele's tone became strangely gentle.

Xu Nan was startled. He looked at Qin Lele. What was with this reminiscent tone?

"Do you remember the big banyan tree I fell from?"

Qin Lele continued.

Xu Nan swallowed. Qin Lele wasn't using the Dungeon as an excuse to ask for something he couldn't accept, was she?

That wouldn't be appropriate, would it? He glanced at Qin Lele's chest. Even by the standards of a fifteen-year-old girl, she was on the underdeveloped side... Bah! What are you thinking, Xu Nan? She's only fifteen, the same age as Xin'er!

"I don't remember!"

He shook his head decisively.

Qin Lele said crossly, "It's Grandpa Zhong's house."

"The reason I often go to his house is partly to practice my burglary skills, and partly because there's a secret hidden in their backyard."

Xu Nan's heart stirred. Qin Lele's behavior was clearly a bit abnormal, but he didn't think too much about it, just feeling that this girl was clearly trying to tease a silly, sweet person.

He hadn't expected that beneath her cute and naive exterior, she hid an unknown side.

Judging by the way she stole his underwear just now, the previous coincidences were definitely just her acting.

This female thief was much stronger than he had imagined. At least her thievery skill level was very high.

According to Qin Lele, there was a dry ancient well in Grandpa Zhong's backyard. Qin Lele accidentally heard noisy sounds inside and sneaked in multiple times, discovering that beneath this ancient well, a newly excavated Dungeon was connected!

Calling it a Dungeon might be inappropriate; it was more like an embryonic underground space.

Qin Lele's reconnaissance results showed that a group of Gnolls and a large number of Imps had appeared in the underground space.

They were building their camp along an underground river.

They should have just arrived on Earth recently. After the camp was built, they might launch probing attacks on the surface world.

Of course, none of this was the most important thing.

The most important thing was that Qin Lele sent Xu Nan a picture.

The picture was blurry because the light underground was very dim, but Xu Nan could still clearly see that it was a large amount of supplies covered with tarpaulin in the Gnoll camp!

"How about it? Interested in doing a job?"

Qin Lele asked, "I haven't even told my cousin, I came to find you first. If I tell Zhang Yingluo, the Thousand Radiance Society people will definitely get involved, and we won't even get a sip of the soup."

"These Gnolls definitely didn't enter Earth by chance. You can tell by these ample supplies. Aren't you a Professional? You must be very short on materials from other worlds, right?"

Xu Nan asked in surprise, "Where did this photo come from?"

Qin Lele said calmly, "Drone."

Xu Nan thought for a moment: "Time."

"The sooner the better. On one hand, I'm considering Grandpa Zhong's safety. Although I've persuaded him to move out temporarily, this group of monsters still has the possibility of rushing out."

"How about tonight?"

"How about we split the spoils half and half? After all, I found the Dungeon."

In this regard, Qin Lele showed extraordinary calmness. This made Xu Nan sigh that women were truly terrifying.

"Okay, but I still need to bring one more person," Xu Nan mused.

"They won't compete with me for the spoils, will they?" Qin Lele asked cautiously, "Are you sure they can be trusted?"

"Absolutely trustworthy, quality guaranteed by the state."

Xu Nan patted his chest, "Besides, with the two of us being squishy professions, it's a bit too dangerous."

"The guy I'm calling can tank, fight, output, and even act cute. Super powerful."

Qin Lele's worry turned to joy, "Then tonight it is, see you there."

"I'll keep these two pairs of underwear as souvenirs!"

Saying that, her hands were as fast as phantoms, and the two pairs of underwear disappeared.

Xu Nan's heart turned cold. He figured that when he met this girl in the future, he would probably have to wear a thousand pairs of underwear to withstand her devilish hands!

After saying goodbye to Qin Lele, Xu Nan circled around the school and finally quietly returned to the classroom.

This time, he changed the mask model, and when he entered, he activated the Stealth skill. After finding an empty seat, he activated the Hide skill.

During the class, no one noticed Xu Nan's actions.

Xu Nan breathed a sigh of relief. He could finally attend class properly!

Then he became confused again. If everything he saw was true, if those monsters were about to descend, if those races were about to invade, and if the world's laws were undergoing a major change, then what was the use of what he was learning?

In the classroom, most people were listening attentively, while a few were secretly playing on their phones, probably chatting about gossip related to Professionals.

"Gnolls and Imps?"

In the knowledge of bloodlines, Gnolls and Imps on the main plane of the Pro World are the lowest level cannon fodder creatures. Unless there are mutated species or Professionals, their challenge level is 1. Their combat power is stronger than ordinary humans, but they cannot compare to Professionals. Of course, it also depends on their specific level of armament.

Although Xu Nan's bloodline was very powerful, without combat, even the most powerful spells and bloodlines were just decorations. Therefore, he did not refuse Qin Lele's invitation.

What's more, his alchemy materials were scarce, and he might gain something from this trip to the Dungeon.

Let's not think about these for now. This monthly event seems to have generous rewards. Since I've chosen a faction, I should do something!

Xu Nan shifted his attention to the task card.

Ever since he chose the [Single Dog] faction, Xu Nan found that when his gaze fell on someone, their [Single/In Love] status would be displayed.

Of course, there were some exceptions.

For example, the most famous couple who showed affection in the class – Zhang Jun and Shen Miaomiao. Xu Nan didn't even need to look at them; he could smell the sour stench of love from over ten meters away.

Interestingly, in the monthly task system, it seemed that the more frequently couples showed affection, the higher the activity points Single Dogs could get by retaliating against them.

Xu Nan searched carefully and spent a few minutes confirming three couples.

These three couples were the ones who usually showed affection on Moments, QQ Space, or even in public, whether they had something to do or not.

For example, Zhang Jun and Shen Miaomiao. Although they were sitting in the front row and listening attentively, they still fed each other yogurt from time to time. Even Old Hai couldn't help but cough several times. Even drinking all the goji berries in his thermos couldn't stop these affection-showing maniacs.

Let's try this event on you first to see if it's reliable!

Xu Nan sneered. Let you show affection!

He took out his phone, quickly found Zhang Jun's QQ impression tag, and immediately added an anonymous impression for him—

The child has been aborted. I am very content by myself now, but every time I sleep, I still think of your warm chest and the song you wrote for me.

Then he locked onto another couple. This time the target was the girl, still using QQ impression*—

Where are you? The child is crying for mom. I really can't do anything. I can't reach you.

For the last couple, Xu Nan pondered for a moment, changed his strategy, and directly sent an anonymous text message to the guy:

"I'm pregnant."

Although Xu Nan didn't understand technology, some magic tricks could easily fulfill Xu Nan's requirements. It was easy to deceive everyone.

The first move was made. Now it was time to see the results.

As expected, after three basic accounting classes, when class was dismissed, Shen Miaomiao suddenly slapped Zhang Jun and then ran out of the classroom crying.

Zhang Jun was completely bewildered, the yogurt in his hand still trembling.

Everyone smelled the scent of gossip.

On the other side, a couple was arguing: "Don't tell me it's a prank! I don't believe it. You told me you broke up with her completely two days ago. I was really blind!"

"Get lost! Get lost! Get lost now!"

The last couple was relatively more rational. The boy looked at the girl's helpless expression and said gently, "It must be someone playing a prank!"

"I believe you."

The girl was silent for a long time before half-crying, "I'm sorry... I really have a child..."

The boy's tolerant smile immediately froze, replaced by the Hulunbuir Grassland on his head.

The classroom was in an uproar!

Xu Nan left the classroom contentedly.

In fact, the Single Dogs' counterattack against couples didn't necessarily have to break up the couples. As long as they made a counterattack move, it was fine. If they were truly in love, they couldn't be broken up no matter how hard you tried. Those who could be broken up were just numb* people who got together for warmth because they were lonely.

Activity Points +500, from Zhang Jun, Shen Miaomiao

Activity Points +300, from Liao Mingfan, Tian Tian

Activity Points +100, from Gu Xiaohui, Ji Yuan

Activity Points +1000, from Gu Xiaohui, Ji Yuan

On the way home, Xu Nan successively received such messages.

The first two couples were severely hit, but they didn't seem to have broken up, just entered a state of argument.

Only the last couple, Gu Xiaohui and Ji Yuan, immediately chose to break up. Xu Nan also obtained the most activity points from them. Comparing before and after, perhaps Gu Xiaohui didn't quite believe his girlfriend had a child at first. Later, when his girlfriend admitted it herself, he couldn't accept it and suffered a massive blow, which provided Xu Nan with so many activity points.

That day, many people's Moments were missing photos and updates from these three famous affection-showing couples. Everyone expressed that they felt refreshed, their backs didn't ache, their legs weren't weak, and they didn't even pant going up to the fifth floor.

With so many activity points, I wonder what good things I can exchange for?

Xu Nan looked at the 1900 activity points and the monthly event exclusive lottery wheel, feeling a little anticipation.

You know, this was just his first move.

Since he had joined the Single Dog faction, he had to stand up for the Single Dogs! Xu Nan's counterattack had just begun!

But there was no rush. After all, it was a monthly task. Today was Monday, and couples didn't appear frequently. Xu Nan decided to wait for an opportunity to act.

Was the most urgent matter drawing the lottery?

Of course not. It was to quickly buy groceries and go home to cook for Xin'er!

However, when Xu Nan got home, he found the house filled with laughter.

In the living room, a feast like a Manchu-Han Imperial Banquet was spread out on the floor. Xin'er was eating in silence, while Xiao Xiao was drinking and eating meat, chatting animatedly:

"Back in the day, when I was in Wolong..."

"Later, that zookeeper..."

"Oh right, Goddess, why do you have a brother who is so completely different from your temperament? He doesn't look like your relative at all..."

The Giant Panda probed drunkenly.

Xu Nan held his breath, listening by the door.

Crack!

The sound of a plate shattering.

In the living room, Xin'er expressionlessly dumped a pot of Sour Soup Beef onto Xiao Xiao's head, leaving the latter completely bewildered.

"If you say anything bad about my brother again, never appear in front of me."

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