My Relationship with Your Mother is Pure!

Xu Nan shivered.

He never expected this world to be like this!

He never expected Song Ying's child to be so old!

Even more unexpected was that this guy was actually in the same school as him!

He finally realized the full malice of the task the system had given him. If the other party found out his identity... the consequences would be unimaginable!

Xu Nan felt that this kind of thing could never be explained clearly. After all, he couldn't just say, I sent your mom to another world, right?

That was too ridiculous.

He had to complete the task without anyone knowing!

He immediately composed himself, took a deep breath, and said, "This student, I sympathize with your situation."

"But this is not a reason for you to want to end your life!"

"Living in this world, you must think clearly about what you are living for! Everyone must die, but some deaths are lighter than a feather, while others are heavier than Mount Tai!"

The more he spoke, the more excited he became. With the bonus from Radiant and Universal Gravitation, he seemed to be shining. Song Cheng watched him, mesmerized.

"Do you know how insignificant your death will be if you jump down like this!"

Xu Nan educated him earnestly.

Song Cheng said blankly, "I didn't want to jump..."

"Answer me!" Xu Nan became stern. "If you end your life like this, do you think you will be Mount Tai or a feather?"

Song Cheng said weakly, "...A feather."

"You're not even a feather!" Xu Nan said, frustrated. "A feather at least won't affect public facilities. If you jump down like this, do you know how much trouble you'll cause the school staff? Do you know how many school leaders' jobs you'll affect?"

Song Cheng looked ashamed.

"You only think about yourself!"

"It's time to raise your ideological awareness!"

Xu Nan shouted sternly, "When a person is alive, they should learn from history. Which people in history died heavier than Mount Tai? Let me count them for you, ****, ****, ****, ****..." (Sorry, I didn't know revolutionary martyrs were all sensitive words, sob sob sob)

"Which people died lighter than a feather? Zhao Gao, Wei Zhongxian, Qin Hui, He Shen, Wang Jingwei! They were all great villains!"

"You say you're dying like this, what's the difference between you and the likes of Wei Zhongxian and Qin Hui!"

Song Cheng was greatly alarmed. How was he no different from those infamous figures in history?

He subconsciously wanted to retort.

Xu Nan quietly cast Touch of Idiocy, then gently held his hand.

Song Cheng's body trembled.

His eyes were full of shame.

"I was wrong," he said.

Clang!

Old Hai's thermos fell to the ground. The surrounding security guards and teachers were all stunned. Some even had tears in their eyes, moved by Xu Nan's impassioned speech.

"Hurry up and come down!"

Xu Nan struck while the iron was hot. "No matter what happens, face life with a smile!"

"Come and recite with me, Pushkin's 'If Life Deceives You'!"

On the roof of the teaching building, the sound of recitation began.

"If life deceives you,

Do not be sad, do not be anxious!

In days of melancholy, you must be calm,

Believe! Happy days will come.

The heart always yearns for the future,

But now it is often melancholy.

Everything is fleeting, everything will pass;

And what has passed will become a fond memory."

After reciting the poem, everyone had tears in their eyes and applauded. Song Cheng cried and held Xu Nan's hand, "I'll never try to kill myself again!"

The people watching below were confused, only seeing Song Cheng being led away by Xu Nan.

Everyone clicked their tongues in admiration.

The dark-skinned rough man roared with red eyes, "Xu Nan!!!"

"I will never rest until you are destroyed!"

His voice was quite loud, heard even on the rooftop.

Song Cheng suddenly shivered, letting go of Xu Nan's hand. "What did he call you?"

Xu Nan's heart skipped a beat. He forced a smile. "The typhoon is strong, you might have misheard. Besides, what I'm called doesn't matter, does it?"

His right hand, imbued with the Touch of Idiocy, reached out to Song Cheng again.

No matter what, he had to get through this hurdle first!

Who knew that this time, Song Cheng nimbly jumped away, not letting Xu Nan touch him!

"Don't touch me with that thing! It feels weird, like I'm being hit by a debuff..."

Song Cheng's eyes gradually cleared. "Tell me, what was the name he just shouted?"

Xu Nan was racking his brain for a solution.

Old Hai, who had picked up his thermos beside them, unscrewed the lid and said with satisfaction:

"He shouted Xu Nan. You, child, are young but already hard of hearing. You'll be in trouble when you're older."

"You should be like me, drink more goji berries, and start taking care of yourself early."

Xu Nan's face turned ashen.

Song Cheng's eyes widened abruptly. "He said you're Xu Nan! You are Xu Nan?"

"Don't tell me it's a common name, even though it is, I don't believe it!"

"Don't come over, don't touch me! Tell me, are you Xu Nan! Are you the one who inherited my mom's inheritance?"

Xu Nan said awkwardly:

"Don't misunderstand first. I am Xu Nan, but my relationship with your mother is innocent..."

He hadn't finished speaking.

Over there, Song Cheng plopped down on his knees:

"Dad—!"

Pfft!

Old Hai, who was drinking goji berries, sprayed it all over the ground, coughing wildly.

The onlookers were also stunned, thinking if this child had been stimulated. Why was he calling his classmate "Dad"?

Xu Nan was even more dumbfounded.

There's... there's this kind of move?

His mind was blank.

Over there, Song Cheng scrambled over. "Since you inherited my mom's inheritance, even though your relationship was well hidden, you are my stepfather!"

"From now on, you are my dad!"

"You have to take care of me!"

Xu Nan suddenly came back to his senses, looking at Song Cheng's pleading eyes, and said cautiously, "What do you want?"

Song Cheng: "I've spent all my money, my cards are maxed out. Shouldn't you show some consideration?"

"Just give me a million or two as pocket money for now."

"From now on, we'll get along harmoniously. My mom's spirit in heaven will surely be smiling."

Xu Nan almost spat out a mouthful of blood!

How could there be such a shameless scoundrel? Had this guy's integrity dropped to the eighteenth level of hell?

If it weren't for the connection between Ron Sorcerer bloodlines, Xu Nan would have suspected that the other party was in the same profession as him!

This guy was a hundred times more shameless than A Tang!

Looking at Song Cheng's clear eyes, Xu Nan immediately understood. This guy was cunning. It was impossible for Song Ying to leave without leaving any message for her son.

"Do you know your mom isn't dead?" Xu Nan asked in a low voice.

Song Cheng said innocently, "I don't know, I don't know anything. I only know that from now on, you are my dad, I am your son, and you have to feed me!"

Xu Nan chuckled dryly. "No million or two. If you want a dad, go to a mental hospital. There are plenty of people there willing to be your dad."

Saying that, he turned and slipped away. Since Song Cheng was acting all this, his task should be considered complete, right?

He recalled that the people from the law firm did mention that Song Ying had a son, and she indeed didn't leave him any inheritance. He didn't know what her intention was.

"At least pay for the hotel room from last night. My girlfriend is about to leave."

Song Cheng pleaded bitterly, "I really have no money, otherwise I wouldn't have put on this act to find you."

"From now on, I'll live at school, eat at the cafeteria, be frugal, study hard, improve my ideological awareness, and strive to bring you glory!"

Xu Nan's head was spinning.

How come ever since he got this system, he kept encountering people who were even more shameless than himself?

A Tang and Song Cheng, one after the other, were shameless.

He couldn't resist Song Cheng's persistent begging, and finally transferred five hundred yuan of pocket money to him via Alipay, considering it a task completed by spending money.

You gained 10 Shame Points!

You gained the bloodline ability - Fake Information (You can fake your personal information. When facing other spellcasters' Appraisal Technique, it will display false personal information, including profession, name, etc.)

As expected, Song Cheng stopped making a fuss after receiving the money. Instead, he happily added Xu Nan's contact information and then slipped away.

If Xu Nan hadn't used the Appraisal Technique to confirm that this guy was Song Ying's son, he would have even suspected this guy was a professional swindler.

"Farewell, farewell!"

Before alarming the school's senior leaders and the police, Xu Nan also made an Expeditious Retreat and slipped away.

Old Hai watched the backs of the two leaving, twisting the lid of his thermos and shaking his head.

After this farce, Xu Nan didn't dare to go to the Mao Zedong Thought class anymore.

He also found the boy from the sports college somewhat familiar. He was the captain of the basketball team, known as Zhang Fei, with excellent physical fitness. Being targeted by him was quite dangerous.

However, as he walked back, he forgot to turn off the two specialties, Universal Gravitation and Radiant.

By the time Xu Nan realized it, he found that there were already more than a dozen people, men, women, old and young, following him, and two Teddy dogs were barking incessantly at him!

Xu Nan was greatly alarmed. While turning off his specialties, he thought about slipping away.

At this moment, a strong and powerful arm suddenly reached out from the alley and pulled Xu Nan in!

Xu Nan's mouth was covered!

He wanted to struggle, but a hoarse, magnetic voice came from beside his ear:

"Don't make a sound."

"Brother, I'm back to remove your stitches."

...!