No one had expected Raven 12345 to leave such an Easter egg on the planet she had made—though that lunatic goddess had probably forgotten about it herself. In any case, when Hao Ren brought a billion people rushing here, Raven never mentioned it. Now that the planet had been activated by the arrival of so many intelligent life-forms, all one had to do was stand within the atmosphere and look up at the sky. No matter where one stood on the planet, those enormous characters blocking out the sky would fill the very center of one's retinas. Hao Ren soon discovered something even more infuriating: you couldn't refuse to watch it to the end. Once the characters began playing, they would remain in your retinas, blocking your view of everything until the manual finished scrolling. Every scene came with a watermark...
"Welcome, intelligent life-forms, to this planet. The occupants have been detected as an external population. Switching to the second set of product instructions. This planet was created by the mostly great, righteous, and enlightened Imperial Commander, professional goddess, and apprentice star-sculptor Raven 12345. Its average radius is 9,000 kilometers. Calculate the surface gravity yourself. Measure the rotation period yourself. I forgot the stellar parameters, but they should be very stable. The surrounding star chart should be stored in the Creator's secret chamber in the mantle, though it seems to have a password. In short, this planet has pleasant scenery and an excellent environment. It maintains harmonious relations with the surrounding celestial bodies, so no cosmic disasters will occur. The planet comes with a Class-IV carbon-based-compatible atmosphere and a catalytic ecological structure. See the appendix for basic land parameters. See the appendix for the current categories and reserves of planetary resources. I forgot the resource-extraction guide, but I think an