Follow West, Kill Lu Dog

"Lu Bei, what exactly are you planning? Are you in or not?"

Seeing that Lu Bei wore an expressionless face tinged with disdain, Xing Li gritted his teeth and began badmouthing himself. "Stop getting carried away. Joining forces with me won't hurt you. Since things have come to this, I'm not afraid to tell you: compared with Lu Nan and Lu Dong, I'm nothing but a good-for-nothing."

Lu Dong: Don't even mention the two of them. The three of us all think the same.

Gu Zongchen: Buddha is merciful.

"Enough!"

Gu Zongchen's soft chuckle seemed to ring beside his ear. Lu Dong's face remained expressionless, but he was thoroughly enraged. With a Big Slap, he knocked Xing Li flat and roared, "You idiot, who are you calling Lu Bei? Open your dog eyes and look carefully! You're Lu Bei!"

Xing Li took the slap and nearly went west on the spot. Suppressing his hidden resentment, he frowned and said, "You're not Lu Bei, then who are you... Lu Nan?"

Impossible. Lu Nan couldn't leave the Demon Realm. He was nothing but a good-for-nothing who looked impressive but was useless.

Xing Li thought hard, then employed the most practical method of elimination. He suspected that this ruthless fake monk before him was Lu Dong.

But...

Was there really such a person as Lu Dong?

Xing Li remained doubtful and deliberately tested him, sneering, "Don't say you're Lu Dong. You can't fool me. You're obviously Lu Bei."

After being cursed repeatedly, Lu Dong finally couldn't bear it any longer. He swung another Big Slap, knocked Xing Li over, climbed on top of him, and gave him a thorough beating.

"Calling you Lu Bei! Calling you names!"

"Are you still going to call me Bei or not?"

"Stop hitting him, stop..."

Gu Zongchen