How Come You Monsters Never Play by the Rules

Gaiyuan City changed hands, and Lu Bei took the clan leader's throne.

Below, the Honghu tribe wore disgruntled expressions. The situation was stronger than them; even with grievances, they dared not make sarcastic remarks. They could only look as if they were constipated.

Lu Bei loved seeing that expression. Wearing Kong Ji's face, he leaned against the clan leader's throne and grunted, "What are you standing around for? Bring out all the good food and fun! You don't understand even the most basic rules. Do I have to lose my temper?"

After the battle, the Honghu tribe counted their casualties. More than a thousand were crying and wailing, two hundred had light injuries, eight birds had serious injuries, no birds had died, and one bird was missing.

The missing one was Yan Xiu. As clan leader, he had been entrusted with the hopes of the entire clan. Yet in the middle of the fight, the bird had simply vanished.

Yan Xiu could not be blamed. He had thought everything was proceeding according to plan. Who could have known that "Kong Ji" would attack Gaiyuan City? Thus, before leaving, he had not even left behind an order for their defense.

The Honghu saw that although the Peacock Demon King was unreasonable, he had shown some restraint and was, for the moment, still willing to follow reason. They could only swallow their grievance, play music when music was called for, dance when dancing was called for, and serve delicacies from the mountains and seas, waiting on Lu Bei as if he were their clan leader.

Lu Bei ate to his heart's content and sampled the local specialties of the Myriad Monster Kingdom. Poisoned by She Xuan, he had developed a strong palate. Human cuisine always seemed too bland to him, while the