"What kind of nonsense are you talking about? Listen to yourself—is that even human speech?"
Zhu Xiushi was furious. What did he mean, "try to lay an egg for the Second Generation Monster Emperor"? Did he think she was that shameless?
"Why blame me, Sect Master? You were the one who put your name down. I merely followed your words to their logical conclusion."
Lu Bei shrugged and advised her earnestly, "Think about it. That's the Second Generation Monster Emperor, an unparalleled great monster born only once every ten thousand years. Once you latch onto his leg, you'll have the wind when you ask for rain and the rain when you ask for wind. How many people kneel until their knees bleed and still can't find a way in?"
"Heh, you make it sound as though kneeling would help me find a way in."
Zhu Xiushi gave two self-mocking laughs. Her cultivation was mediocre, and her looks and figure... were decent, but compared with the beauties produced by the Human Great Nation, she had no advantage at all.
Don't belittle yourself. How could those gaudy floozies compare with you? Let's be a little bolder and make an assumption first: perhaps the Second Generation Monster Emperor is just a tiny bit hungry for your body.
Lu Bei was laughing himself half to death inside, but his expression remained solemn. "This Sect Master has been confused by you. Since you hate the Second Generation Monster Emperor so much, why did you take the initiative to put your name on the list?"
"What else could I do? Put down the name of the Grand Tutor, or your godmother's?" Zhu Xiushi lamented, her mood extremely low.
After listening to her long string of complaints, Lu Bei finally understood what she meant. "As Wu Zhou's