Surviving the Apocalypse: Stock Up on Food and Weapons
Chapter 677

Sending Him to the Six Fan Sect

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The old Taoist had eaten and drunk his fill. He rubbed his round belly and sprawled on the floor, glaring at Potato, who was glaring right back.

The Taoist said, "You're a monk?!"

"What nonsense are you spouting? What monk?! I am the ruler of a nation! Why aren't you bowing when you see me?! How dare you!"

"Oh~ So you're not a monk. You're an idiot."

Potato rose up in fury. "You're the idiot! Your whole family's full of idiots!"

Bird's Nest Head said, "How dare you insult my imperial father! I'll stab your nostrils, poke out your eyes, and exterminate your entire clan!"

Mao Jgong cackled. "Heh heh heh, old bull-nosed Taoists like this one are the best at putting on airs. Send him to the Six Fan Sect. Once they fan him, he'll behave!"

Jiang You, who was just reaching the turn in the stairs, glanced at Mao Jgong. So the Six Fan Sect is this kind of fanning...

Square Face charged straight in and started fighting the old Taoist.

Jiang You watched this absurd scene but made no attempt to stop them.

She wanted to know how strong the old Taoist was, too.

She had assumed the old Taoist would fight Square Face head-on.

Unexpectedly, he pulled a yellow talisman from his robes and slapped it onto Square Face. "Freeze!"

"Smack!"

Square Face's hand passed right through the talisman and slapped him across the face. "You shameless old coot! You actually touched my face!"

Half of the old Taoist's face quickly swelled up. "Huh? Why didn't it work?"

He pinched his fingers together, and his expression became even more colorful. "You're not even human?!"

"Your Majesty, this bull-nosed priest said I'm not human!!!"

The old Taoist dodged while continuously calculating with his fingers. He circled the

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