The bright moon hangs on the tops of the city's rows of buildings. It doesn't illuminate many dark corners, but it gives people a sense of brightness. Even when walking through a cemetery full of lonely graves, it seems a lot braver to be accompanied by such moonlight.
This fat orange cat was like this, bravely jumping over the grave and running under the pale moonlight.
It held a black envelope in its mouth, and a small armband was tied to its front paw, which looked like the word "Qinggang".
Passing through the crooked tombstones, I startled a group of wild dogs wandering among the tombstones.
Many of them still had bones dug out from nowhere in their mouths, with a bit of black carrion attached to them, and their eyes were green, like will-o'-the-wisps. But such a ferocious wild dog felt faintly afraid in front of this fat orange cat.
Before he even bared his teeth, he was frightened by the orange cat's look and whined...
The fat orange cat ran lightly under the moonlight until it arrived in front of a dark and ruined villa.
Inside the villa, there was a flickering blue light, which was strange and bleak.
On the shabby sofa opposite the blue light, a girl only 1.5 meters long was lying. If you look carefully, you will find that she is not a complete woman. The upper body looks like a girl, but the lower body drags a huge belly.
The whole body was bathed in this weird blue light, and his body twitched slightly, and he clenched his teeth and rubbed them endlessly.
The atmosphere was cold and strange, and there was even a faint ghostly sound.
"Pa..."
The fat cat jumped into the villa, climbed up the wall, and flicked the wall lamp with his paw.
The blue light was diluted, and the girl on the sofa straightened up her upper body with half a chocolate bar in her mouth.
The orange cat squatted at the door and looked at her with narrowed eyes.
Although the orange cat cannot speak, its expression seems to make people understand her meaning directly:
"How old do you have to be to turn off the lights and watch ghost movies in the middle of the night?"
"..."
Upon hearing this, the girl on the sofa suddenly became resigned, dropped the chocolate bar to the floor, and twitched her mouth.
Why can't I watch ghost movies in the middle of the night?
What else can you do if you don't watch ghost movies?
We are the dignified Happy Town Queen, we have had great success before...
But after that scary guy returned, the world became increasingly unreasonable.
All the living people polluted by him were let go, so that was it. Who made him sign that contract so early? But what was excessive was that later Qinggang actually came to him again, saying that he had polluted the dead and disrespected other people's remains...
... Does this violate some laws in Qinggang?
As a result, the dead were buried, and monuments were even erected for each of them in a humane manner.
But as a result, Queen suddenly found that there was no more useful person under his command.
There were so many graves around that I didn't even dare to dig them.
Because now, pollution is illegal...
Therefore, the former master of the S-level restricted area, the dignified Happy Town Queen, can now only shrink in his villa, eat chocolate bars and watch ghost movies to pass the time. Fortunately, Qinggang has fulfilled their initial contractual obligations and has been providing Queen with sufficient leisure resources and daily necessities. We even hired a few D-class members as nannies to come over and clean up every few days.
Otherwise, Queen has already considered going out to find a job...
What is it doing here now?
Queen's life was too comfortable, which greatly reduced his vigilance. It took him a while to react, and he stared at the orange cat.
This is an official cat.
Nowadays, the surrounding gathering points have been divided into Qinggang jurisdiction. The ability users of Yeluzi, and even some deeply hidden guys, have taken the initiative to join Special Pollution Cleanup Department, or accepted the mental counseling and re-employment arrangements for mentally abnormal people. Among them is this orange cat that has been hidden in Blackwater Town for a long time. It is said that it hugged the thigh of a certain big shot and lived in great glory.
Why did it come to this deserted villa with only ghost tablets and chocolate bars for company?
The orange cat gently put down the black envelope in his mouth, and then meowed towards Queen.
The spiritual power renders it easy for Queen to understand its words: "He is getting married, and I am here to send the invitation..."
"Invitation?"
Queen was stunned for a moment, then noticed that there was a big word "Happy" printed on the black envelope.
There is also a man in a suit and a girl dressed like Doll, kissing a heart shape.
The style is normal, and the texture of the invitation is also very good.
It's just that the invitations are printed in black, this aesthetic...
Queen thought sadly, it turns out that I am really a monster, I can't even understand the thinking of normal people...
"Yes..."
The orange cat barked again, and in the short sound, there was a meaning that could be directly understood by many syllables. "The great tyrant, Mr. Lu from Qinggang, Mr. Single Soldier, who has been ranked among the top ten outstanding youths and labor models in the alliance for three consecutive times, is preparing to hold his wedding. He invited every old friend, and specifically stated that no one will receive red envelopes..."
"Being there is the best blessing."
"..."
Thinking of the guy who swallowed Crimson Moon with a gentle smile, Queen suddenly couldn't help but shudder.
Just go...
Do I still have the right to refuse?
Fortunately, I don't receive red envelopes...
After all, although I have food, drink, cleaning, and ghost movies to watch, I really don't have any money.
Just when Queen had this idea in his mind, a strange smile suddenly appeared on the orange cat's fat face.
"Meow..."
Its cry suddenly became a little sinister.
This is a reminder: "Of course, as the intimidating monarch, the chief missionary of Black Marsh City, and the special envoy of the colorful halo fairy who combines the seven qualities of kindness, cuteness, intelligence, wisdom, gentleness, thoughtfulness, and charm, Mr. Hu has another kind reminder for you. Mr. Lu, of course, will not accept red envelopes. Just give him blessings..."
"But..."
His voice became slightly colder. "It's not his business if he doesn't want it, but it's your business whether he gives it to you or not..."
Queen raised his head blankly. "What does this mean?"
"Just a friendly reminder."
Orange Cat said, "Mr. Lu's family is very reasonable. They are never difficult to deal with, and they are not greedy for your things. I just sent a message for the great Mr. Tiger to give you some ideas. Whether you understand or not depends on your personal preference."
After saying that, it left a threatening look and turned around lightly to leave.
Queen stayed in the blue fluorescent light of the TV, trying hard to think about it with his little head...
Do you want this or not?
Even if you want it, what can you give me as a gift?
Sold this villa?
At the same time, everywhere in this world.
Different people were invited.
Central City's security squad leader Miss Xia Chong and Scalpel are both very happy.
They decided to prepare a good gift for Mr. Lu. After all, one is Mr. Lu's god-sister, and the other is Mr. Lu's good friend. We are all our own people. How can we do it without any expression at this great moment of his wedding?
So Xia Chong used thousands of bullet casings to save a huge love statue several months in advance and prepared to transport it there.
Scalpel looked at it with some confusion. "Wouldn't it be better to just give the money away?"
Xia Chong rolled his eyes at the scalpel. How can this lunatic understand how precious such a carefully crafted gift is?
With such a close relationship, wouldn't it seem strange to just send money directly?
"Huanhuan is getting married?"
Ms. Dracula, who had grasped the breaking news through her own channels in advance, immediately posted a message in her small group:
"The tyrant of Qinggang, the guardian of our world, is about to hold their wedding with another guardian of this world. At that time, the seven ultimates will send their blessings, and the most important figures in the world will also be present to congratulate."
"So..."
"Hurry up and pay the money. There are quick hands and slow hands."
"For only 30 million, you can buy a ticket to the wedding from Sister De. When the time comes, you can take a photo with anyone and it will be a treasure that can be framed and passed down for generations. If you brag to others, you will be the person who has participated in the highest-level banquet in the world!"
"..."
Because of this news, the group was shocked, and Madman Old Wang was the first to sign up happily.
Many people have also received notices, including psychotherapists who specialize in giving people a peaceful sleep, politicians from Soda City who are running for City No. 3 Administrative Hall director, Ms. Wu, the gospel of New World Men, and the chief barrister of the alliance, etc. They are all ready to come to attend this wedding. Even the pale and ignorant abyss worms who have hid in the far west have been found.
In a word, come to the wedding, don't worry, you won't receive any red envelopes.
But do you have to give it... haha.
Even the sentenced Black Queen, oh, now she has fallen down the ranks and is known as Miss Jealousy, was paroled.
The reason is that her sister wants to meet her and catch up on old times.
"No, the bride is losing her temper..."
But when big names with great reputation and influence all over the world were preparing to attend the wedding, in the bustling old building in Qinggang, suddenly, bad news came, which made everyone present nervous.
"What's wrong?"
"Why do you have to lose your temper on a big day?"
"..."
Facing everyone's questions, the girl holding the thermos cup explained excitedly, "It's said, it's just said, I heard what others said, don't tell others... Little Soldier, Mr. Lu, just came back a few days ago, Mr. Hu said that he had been under too much pressure in the past few years, and wanted to help him relieve himself, so he took him to a healthy and serious bar..."
"What happened in the end? We don't know..."
"The bride can't see it anyway. She can see the whole world, but she can't see where Mr. Lu is."
"However, I don't know what rumors Feng Yu spread to the bride's ears, so..."
"Hehehehehe..."
"..."
"Oh, no wonder the bride is angry..."
The people next to him were extremely excited, especially the goddess and Red Snake who were eating melon seeds, and the watchdog with a serious face. Next to him, a little monster that was not noticed by anyone and was squeezed into the periphery was also trying hard to tiptoe and wave its little tentacles excitedly.
Everyone asked incessantly, "What about Mr. Tiger?"
"Run away..."
The girl holding the thermos cup waved her hand. "I ran all night. I didn't pack anything. I just put on a pair of underwear and left the city..."
"Hahahaha, no, you can't laugh. This is a very serious matter..."
"So, how to solve it now?"
"..."
"I don't know how to solve it..."
The tall, short-haired woman who passed by heard it and couldn't help but laugh. Because today was a happy event, she wore a pink suit. At this time, she suppressed her laughter and said smoothly, "Anyway, the fortune lady and the colorful fairy went to persuade me."
"I just don't know why, but it seems that the more I persuade, the more angry I get..."
"..."
"Oh, don't be angry, okay?"
When everyone had already spread the word about this, Mr. Lu was helplessly trying to persuade the girl in front of him, who had her arms folded in front of her chest and was pouting in anger. "I really didn't do anything. I just drank a few glasses of wine with him and chatted for a while. We hadn't seen each other for a long time, so we just talked about what happened in the past few years, and the results were too many. As we talked, I drank too much..."
The most beautiful bride in the world pouted, said nothing, and turned her face to one side.
Can't hear.
Mr. Lu was almost sweating.
You can defeat the gods, you can swallow Crimson Moon, and create a new moon in the hearts of all spiritual creatures.
But there is nothing I can do about the angry girl in front of me...
The gentle and elegant lady next to them watched their quarrel happily, with a very pleased expression.
Dressed in colorful clothes, little Queen, who is said to be the cutest in the world, is hanging upside down from the ceiling and is already clapping her hands.
Even in the dark corner next to him, there was a pair of gloomy eyes, looking excitedly at the Shura Field in front of him.
The family was very neat and seemed to enjoy the scene.
"Forget it, forget it..."
Mr. Lu had no choice but to use his ultimate move and kick away the skinless puppy wagging its tail next to him. He took out a bank card from his waist and affectionately put it into the bride's hand, saying, "This is something I was not willing to throw away when I left reality..."
"Now, here it is for you."
"Look, no matter what I want to do in the future, I won't have any money..."
"..."
The bride looked down at the bank card, her expression softened a lot, and she reluctantly forgave him.
The elegant lady next to him and the cute little Queen, as well as the eyes in the dark corner, suddenly felt very disappointed.
"Okay, okay, let's go out and greet the guests?"
Mr. Lu breathed a deep sigh of relief, stood up while holding the bride's hand with one hand, and touched his lower back with one hand.
Fortunately, I still have a few left...
"Thank you all, thank you all for coming all the way..."
When Mr. Lu and the bride came to the hall to meet the guests, they were chased by countless lights and applauded.
A gentle primary school teacher, along with a group of children, gave Mr. Lu and the bride a bouquet of bright flowers. Everyone raised their glasses and wished that the cutest and most reliable people in the world could be happy forever... and strong.
Mr. Lu held the bride's hand, looked at her shy but charming smile, and looked at everyone's enthusiastic smiling faces. He suddenly felt relaxed in his heart. The hardships he had suffered in those years seemed to fade away in such a smile.
You are waiting for me, I will return.
Everyone is still here, and the sun will shine down as always. How good is this?
Just like when everyone heard that they were getting married, they all came from all over the country.
And after everyone refused, they still sincerely insisted on giving themselves big red envelopes...
"Okay, okay, it's time for us to witness the new couple..."
Someone cleared their throat with a smile, indicating that the ceremony would begin immediately, and then a long line of elderly marriage witnesses walked onto the stage. There were many people, including the most distinguished chief Mental Mutation field expert Professor Bai in the world., there are Eclipse Research Institute dean Anya, retired success lecturer Xue Jia, and naturally Mr. Su from Qinggang and Mr. Shen from the alliance defense department and others.
It is said that they fought for the identity of the marriage witness for more than half a year, and finally decided to go together.
But the first one is Mr. Su.
Because, he secretly gave gifts...
The group walked onto the stage side by side, took the microphone, and began to give speeches with enthusiasm... After all, there were many people, so in order to save time, they spoke for about an hour, and successfully finished the speech of the last person before all the guests fell asleep. Then, a group of senior citizens in crisp suits waved and invited the newlyweds to walk towards the end of the black carpet.
The guests began to applaud, and six pillars of light formed by the influence of the bright and holy spiritual power on the air came diagonally from the left, intertwined with the dark and gray spiritual power coming from the right, and enveloped both sides of the long carpet.
The twelve ultimates went to the left and right sides, watching the newlyweds quietly.
Mr. Lu took the bride's hand and walked toward the end of the carpet accompanied by the groomsmen and bridesmaids.
Little Nineteen, Troublemaker Kid, Little Zhou from Red Leaf City, Xiao Yuan, the young boss of Qinggang Xiaoshi Group, and Li Mengmeng, the new popular singer in Qinggang, are all among them. However, the number of groomsmen and bridesmaids originally looked for was the same, but now there were two less groomsmen. After all, the chief best man had run away, and the other best man in a pink suit was habitually ignored by everyone.
The music started playing, and the band from Crimson Moon Club began to play the piano and suona.
Outside the lobby, a song and dance troupe invited from other places began to perform. On the stage was a wandering dancer with countless scars all over his body.
Her strange and beautiful dance has attracted countless admirations, even the world-famous dancer Red Shoes was amazed.
"Shouldn't weddings be completed under the watchful eye of God?"
As I watched the newlyweds walk across the long carpet and hold hands as they climbed the steps, a cute child asked.
"God's gaze?"
The adult next to him smiled and shook his head, saying, "God will not watch this wedding..."
"Because God is in the wedding..."
Witnessed by countless people, Lu Xin looked at Kid, who found it fresh and interesting. At Han Bing's signal, he began to ask:
"Will you marry me?"
"Well..."
"Then can I kiss you now?"
"Hmm."
"Uh huh..."