Honkai: The Serpent's Alluring Assistant
Chapter 27

Author, I Want to See You Cross-dress, Can I? Can I? Can I?

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Seeing the room full of women's clothing, Xu Ziling, realizing he had rejoiced too soon, fell silent for a moment and asked Elysia:

"Miss Elysia, why are there only women's clothes here? Are there no men's clothes?"

"Men's clothes?"

Elysia blinked, then pointed at Xu Ziling's goddess-like figure and face, which was so beautiful that one could easily fall for it with just a glance, and asked with confusion:

"Why buy men's clothes? Doesn't Little Ziling look good in women's clothes?"

"This..."

Looking at Elysia's natural expression, if Xu Ziling hadn't cultivated his own superb acting skills before his transmigration, he might have actually believed her.

Glancing around the room filled with women's clothing, even E-cup bras... Xu Ziling stood in silence for ten seconds before decisively turning towards the door and saying:

"Doctor, let's go. I have to admit to you, I was indeed mistaken today. I promise you, I won't make a mistake like today's again, Doctor."

"It's good that you know what kind of person Elysia is."

Mobius was not one to mince words. She directly took Xu Ziling's right hand and was about to lead him back to the underground laboratory for today's experiment.

"Hey, hey, hey! Doctor Mobius, Little Ziling! Don't rush off! I was just kidding! I bought men's clothes! I was just joking a moment ago!"

After Elysia's earnest pleading, Xu Ziling and Mobius, going in circles, tried on the new clothes she had bought, as recommended by Elysia.

"Doctor Mobius~ This pink Lolita dress will absolutely suit your temperament! Come try it on?~"

Elysia giggled and took a pink dress from the wardrobe, about to hand it to Mobius.

Upon seeing the pink dress, Mobius's face immediately darkened. She instantly retreated, dodging Elysia's advance, and said with a dark expression:

"I told you, Elysia, I won't wear the clothes you bought. I just came to see if my little mouse likes anything. Don't set your sights on me. If you really don't have any men's clothes, we're leaving."

"Men's clothes... hmm..."

Although she had used this excuse to fool Xu Ziling and Mobius earlier, Elysia was truly stumped now. She had always seen Xu Ziling as a European courtesan and had bought a pile of cute dresses, but where would she find men's clothes...

Seeing Elysia's troubled expression now, Xu Ziling also felt helpless.

As expected, he should have trusted his Doctor more. Buying clothes was just Elysia's lie; her true intention was to see him in women's clothes.

"Miss Elysia, we appreciate your kindness."

After thinking for a moment, Xu Ziling adopted a more diplomatic approach and said:

"But I suddenly don't feel like changing into new clothes anymore. I'm sorry for the trouble. Doctor, let's go."

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't go! Let me think... Oh! Right! I think I bought a white men's outfit. Xu Ziling, wait for me to find it!"

After speaking, Elysia rummaged through the large pile of women's clothing in the room. Soon, she came hopping towards Xu Ziling holding a white suit.

"Look, look, look~ See? I told you I bought men's clothes, didn't I? Little Ziling, come try it on quickly. If it doesn't fit, remember to tell me?"

Xu Ziling hadn't paid much attention at first, but upon seeing the "white suit" in Elysia's hand, he immediately couldn't sit still.

It was a Western-style outfit with a white base and gold trim. To describe it as a "suit" might be inaccurate, as this white and gold garment, both in its surface texture and inlaid gold pendants, was imbued with numerous church elements, making it look like the personal attire of a religious leader, designed to showcase the noble presence of a bishop.

Coupled with straight, snow-white trousers, this pure white suit truly highlighted the wearer's temperament. However, unlike the jade embellishments on the outer garment, the inner part of this pure white suit was a black-collared shirt.

The pure black shirt and the pure white outer jacket formed two extremes, but these extremes, under the designer's masterful touch, did not appear disjointed at all. Instead, the pure white on the outside and the ultimate black within complemented each other; the pure white accentuated the temperament, while the pure black contained the overwhelming aura of dominance. If one were to wear this outfit, combined with Xu Ziling's current stunning beauty, comparable to a European courtesan, walking on the street would undoubtedly guarantee a 100% turn-around rate!

Those who didn't know might even mistake him for a Western female pope who had fled her homeland in Europe!

— Of course, these were the opinions of others.

Xu Ziling's own opinion was... this (Shenzhou profanity) was the white and gold bishop's attire that the later generations' dog-like developers would peddle!

Could someone explain why the Previous Civilization had the Schicksal bishop's attire of later generations! And this plot, what the heck, isn't it intentionally grooming him to become a Schicksal bishop??

Huh?

Golden-haired seductress, may she live forever!

The artist for two generations of loli protagonists is on their way (full draft coming on the 2nd, please look forward to it)

"How is it? I spent a long time picking out this outfit for you?"

Elysia held up the white and gold bishop's attire and excitedly leaned next to Xu Ziling, smiling.

"Looking at Little Ziling's face, you must be Western too. With this outfit that has a strong Western church style, it will definitely look amazing on you, right?"

Even Mobius carefully observed Xu Ziling's current stunning beauty and this extraordinary white and gold bishop's attire, and for once, she agreed with Elysia's assessment, saying:

"Rarely do I agree with you, Elysia, but you do have some taste when it comes to picking clothes for others. Little Mouse does indeed suit this suit."

"..."

Xu Ziling felt like swearing.

Was this a question of suitability? Was this a question of looking good?

If he, with his current golden hair and blue eyes, were to wear this white and gold bishop's attire, wouldn't he become the most beautiful man in Schicksal in later generations?? How could he not look good??

Xu Ziling fell silent for a moment. Skipping over the question of why the Previous Civilization also had bishop's attire, he began to explore the problem that concerned him most.

So, he extended his hands and tugged at the waist of the white and gold bishop's attire.

It was tight.

"Shall we adjust the chest area of this outfit a bit more?"

"It's loose."

Feeling this, Xu Ziling was momentarily speechless. He looked up at Elysia, took a deep breath, and tried to keep his tone as calm as possible. "Elysia... tight waist and wide chest, isn't this still women's clothing?"

"Eh? This one is women's clothing too? Hmm... Sorry~ Hehe, Elysia didn't know?"

As expected, Elysia started speaking cryptically. With a slight smile, she placed the outfit into Xu Ziling's hands. "I don't think this is women's clothing, at most it's... a bit unisex? Mhm~ Anyway, Little Ziling will look great in it! Trust Miss Elf's taste! Hurry and put it on, hurry, hurry~"

Seeing Elysia looking at him expectantly, hoping he would put on this women's version of the Bishop's Attire, Xu Ziling felt a moment of mental fog.

In his daze, Xu Ziling felt as if he had returned to his past life before transmigration, a time when he wasn't a corporate slave but a glorious author... He seemed to have been chased by an unknown fellow author surnamed Tian, who kept asking, "Author, I want to see you in women's clothes, can I? Can I, can I, can I?"

...Why are dead memories suddenly attacking me like this?!! Huh??

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