Deep in the miniature bamboo grove, Sha Toutuo, a greasy middle-aged baldy who looked to be in his forties, had hidden directly behind Sun Lanbao. He crouched slightly, his large hands gripping Sun Lanbao's shoulders.
But there was no way to hide his enormous bulk.
"Lanbao, Lanbao, what is that thing!"
How coquettish!
"Don't panic!" Sun Lanbao said calmly.
"Lanbao, Lanbao!" White Dragon was already shedding tears. "This is terrible! I actually gave birth to a strange lump of something! Lanbao, Lanbao, I'm not pure anymore!"
"...You were never pure to begin with!" Sun Lanbao's monkey face twisted into a grimace. He reached out, and the golden staff planted before the courtyard instantly flew into his hand. "What manner of demon are you? A villain? Or a new-type battle soldier of Central Spirit Mountain!"
The golden staff instantly pointed at the pink monster before him.
"Me?" The pink monster blinked its tiny eyes and innocently pointed at itself. "Buu!"
"Ah! Lanbao, Lanbao!! The thing I gave birth to is called Buu! I'm not pure anymore!!" White Dragon suddenly clutched its head and screamed.
This idiotic white horse!
The golden staff instantly extended and smashed into White Dragon's head, sending the hippo-like mechanical white horse sprawling flat on its back. Only then did Sun Lanbao feel a little more at peace.
Buu was staring blankly at the golden staff in Sun Lanbao's hand. It lightly sucked on a finger. "That looks like it would be really fun..."
Its expression was much like that of a mischievous kindergartener who had just seen a classmate bring a Kamen Rider transformation belt to school.
"State your purpose..."
Sun Lanbao had not even finished speaking.
Buu had already made its move. Its adorable squinting eyes split into an evil curve. "Let me play with it!"