"Wait a moment. Can you tell me where you learned all these outrageous ideas?" Durian couldn't help asking. "What idiot filled your head with this kind of thinking?"
"By watching dramas."
"Watching dramas?"
"I can't directly connect to the human network to read information. My main way of understanding human society is by watching dramas," Xuanzhu explained. "When some astronauts are resting, they watch shows on their computers or phones. The shows portray human society, so I follow along through the cameras and use them to understand the world."
"What kind of dramas are there...?" Durian asked, incredulous.
A holographic projection sprang out from the side of Xuanzhu's casing. Blurry images appeared, along with dramatically delivered dialogue:
"It's Old Madam Su's birthday celebration! All the top figures in Jiang Province have come to wish you a happy birthday!"
"By the Dragon King's grace! The Governor of Jiang Province has arrived!"
"What an oblivious fool! Hurry and go receive the guests!"
"The Dragon King's envoy has arrived! The Dragon King presents the Su Family with a billion-dollar order as a birthday gift!"
"Su Hang, from this day forward, you are expelled from the Yun Family! You disappeared for eight years, and you're still a useless good-for-nothing after coming back! Now that the Yun Family has earned the Dragon King's favor, you aren't even worthy of being our live-in son-in-law!"
"Fine! Don't regret this!"
"Cancel the order! The Yun Family has humiliated the Dragon King! How should they be dealt with?"
"You've got it wrong. Su Hang is merely the Yun Family's useless live-in son-in-law!"
"You blind, ignorant dog! This is the Dragon King of Jiang Province!"
Everything went black before Durian's eyes. He stared in utter shock and hurriedly raised his hand. "Stop, stop, stop!"
Xuanzhu halted the playback. "In this