A user posted a long article anonymously on a forum.
Breaking news! This challenges everything we know! An orangutan can speak human language!
My kid goes to a kindergarten in Yemo City and has just started the senior class. Some time ago, the kindergarten suddenly signed a cooperation agreement with Alien Zoo to launch an activity bringing an orangutan into the classroom!
We parents originally refused. A beast was a beast. No matter how well trained it was, it was still a beast. What if it went berserk and hurt our kids? Who could compensate us? No one could afford to!
But we couldn't withstand our kids coming home crying every day, begging for an orangutan classmate. Besides, the zoo and the school had also provided us with a series of safety guarantees, including a Medical Report, advance disinfection and bathing, muzzles and claw covers, dedicated supervision, and allowing us parents to accompany them in the classroom.
In the end, after much hesitation, our parent committee decided to give it a try. After all, we wanted to leave our kids with a wonderful memory, didn't we?
I had specifically obtained a Taser Gun and tucked it into my pocket. The moment that beast showed any sign of trouble, I planned to zap it first and worry about the rest later. Quite a few parents had brought batons, nets, and the like too. Subduing an orangutan should have been easy.
As it turned out, none of our preparations were needed.
When that Red-haired Gorilla entered the classroom, its movements and demeanor were just like those of a transfer student. It walked upright, holding the keeper's hand. I was already a little surprised. I had thought it would come in on all fours.
Then things got even more explosive. The Red-haired Gorilla