The Hikigaya Couple's Youth Romantic Comedy Is Definitely Not Wrong

"You! Hachiman, how dare you take advantage of your own daughter? Are you even human?" Yukino scolded lightly.

"I'm innocent, I didn't do anything."

Hachiman said indignantly.

"You're innocent? Are you saying Rumi is lying?" Yukino raised her beautiful willow-leaf eyebrows, her dark blue vertical pupils, like those of a noble cat, staring intently at Hachiman.

"No... I mean..." Hachiman's words faltered.

"Just say it directly, did you lick little Rumi's feet?"

Yukino interrupted Hachiman.

"This... yes, but it's not my fault!" Hachiman said helplessly, feeling like he couldn't wash himself clean even if he jumped into the Yellow River.

"Huh? Not your fault? Are you saying she initiated it?"

Yukino stood up, leaning over so her eyes met Hachiman's, and pointed behind her at Rumi, who was smirking at Hachiman.

Seeing Hachiman looking at her, little Rumi's big, dark, glistening eyes darted around mischievously. She whispered something into Komachi's ear.

Komachi's gaze shifted to Hachiman. Her face flushed slightly, but she nodded in agreement with Rumi.

For some reason, Hachiman felt a hint of... pity? in Rumi's eyes as she looked at him.

Not knowing why Rumi was looking at him like that, Hachiman suppressed his confusion and spoke to Yukino.

"You know, she really did initiate it. I almost got choked to death by her little foot."

Hachiman stated the facts with a serious expression.

However, in Yukino's eyes, Rumi had always been a well-behaved and beautiful daughter. Hearing Hachiman's words, she merely sighed, disappointed that he wasn't living up to her expectations.

"Rumi, tell me, what exactly happened?"

Yukino turned to Rumi, signaling for her to speak.

"I... sob... I was playing my PSP at home... When Dad came back, he suddenly pounced on me and first touched my thigh."

"Then... then..." Rumi sobbed, looking at Hachiman with a feigned look of fear, hesitating to continue.

"Just say it, Mom is here, he won't dare do anything,"

Yukino comforted Rumi as she held her.

Rumi snuggled into Yukino's embrace, nuzzling her small head against Yukino's chest. She wiped away a tear she had clearly forced out before continuing.

"Then... Dad grabbed my foot and started sucking, licking, and biting it."

Rumi said with a wronged expression.

"And... and he even said he wanted me to take off my clothes, saying he needed to check my physical development."

The little one pretended to be innocent and naive, but her words were shocking enough to kill.

As soon as she said that, Hachiman felt like he wanted to swallow gold and commit suicide.

Yukino, on the other hand, almost fainted from anger.

"You..." Yukino trembled, pointing a finger at Hachiman, but couldn't speak for a long time.

Holding her chest, Yukino seemed to catch her breath after a while.

"Hachiman, are you still trying to deny it now?" Yukino questioned him indignantly.

"Um... can Komachi say something?" At this moment, Komachi, who had been watching the spectacle, suddenly spoke up.

"Go ahead."

Yukino waved her hand weakly.

"Komachi, please help me prove my innocence."

Hachiman looked at his well-behaved sister with expectant eyes.

"Hee hee, actually, Onii-chan licked my feet too, though it felt quite comfortable."

Komachi narrowed her eyes and added another blow.

In an instant, Hachiman felt he had lost the will to live and lay on the floor, banging his head against it.

Yukino was too angry to speak, merely looking coldly at Hachiman.

"Komachi, go pack your bags with Rumi."

Yukino stopped looking at Hachiman and spoke directly to the two behind her.

"Huh? Why pack bags?" Komachi blinked in confusion.

"You two are moving in with me starting today. My place can accommodate two more people, even if it's already crowded."

"Why?"

"I'm afraid you two will be harassed by this scumbag."

After saying that, Yukino turned and left.

"My dearest little ancestor, what are you doing?!" Hachiman ran to Rumi and wailed.

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Hachiman dotingly pinched Rumi's tiny nose.

She was clingy since the morning, it was disgusting.

The little one whose nose was being pinched spoke with a muffled voice.

No way.

Hmph, you've been here since I woke up.

Feeling like her father was being stolen, Rumi said enviously.

Sensing the jealousy in his daughter's words, Hachiman got a terrible headache.

Why are these two so jealous? What would happen if he had another child in the future?

Why would Daddy need another daughter? Rumi, now in high school, had grown into a beauty rivaling Yukino from back then.

However, at this moment, her eyes were vacant, and she held a wood-chopping knife.

Daddy already has me, doesn't he? she said, swinging the knife in her hand down hard at Hachiman.

Hachiman shivered and shook off those unrealistic fantasies from his mind.

He picked up Rumi, positioning her body so they were face-to-face. Looking at Rumi, who was gazing at him with confusion, Hachiman offered a smile he thought was gentle.

Ew, that expression is so gross, what are you trying to do to me? Mommy is right outside.

Rumi, being held high, spoke with a hint of anticipation in her voice.

Cough, what are you thinking? I'm just asking, if Yukino and I had our own daughter in the future, would you mind? Hachiman asked cautiously, afraid the little ancestor might suddenly turn dark.

Oh, what does that have to do with me? Why would I mind? Rumi blinked her big eyes, not understanding.

Is that so.