Inside Malfoy Manor, Lucius placed today's Daily Prophet before Malfoy. "Take a look at what the girl you like has done. She's actually gotten together with an ugly, short traitor."
Malfoy hurriedly took the newspaper. Its headline read: "SHOCKING!! She Looks Innocent, but Behind Closed Doors She Is..." Beneath it was an animated photo of Peter Pettigrew sleeping on Ronnie's chest.
"NO!!!..." Malfoy fell to his knees and wailed. "Ronnie!!!... No!!!..."
Though winter had not yet arrived, Malfoy felt a winter-like chill. A song seemed to echo in his ears.
"Snowflakes drift, north wind sighs, a lone plum blossom stands proud amid the snow..."
From then on, Malfoy changed his name to Yuan Hua.
Just kidding. This headline caused an enormous uproar throughout the Wizarding World. The article detailed the tangled grievances between Harry Potter's parents, Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew. To be honest, Wizards did not care much about the salacious gossip. What they cared about was that Sirius Black had been wrongfully imprisoned, while Peter Pettigrew had spent twelve years disguised as a rat and hiding within the Weasley family.
Fudge had originally been unwilling to allow the report to be published, since it would damage the Ministry of Magic's reputation. But Horatio had Rita bring Mordekaiser and its Dementor army to smash Fudge's newly repaired office to pieces again, hammer blow by hammer blow, right in front of every Auror.
Fudge and the Aurors present could only helplessly watch as Mordekaiser tore the place apart while shouting, "Eighty! Eighty!" Surrounded layer upon layer by Dementors, they could do nothing. The Patronus Charm was a joke before Dementors altered by black mist. They even performed a round of B-boxing beneath the Patronus Charm's white light, enraging Moody so badly that he nearly snapped his magic wand and charged