Damn! The whole art style had instantly turned into a horror movie!
I want Little Loli to sweetly say, "I want to be Big Brother's wife!" to me too.
Arrest the guy upstairs! No interrogation—just shoot him!
An Xinghe smiled as he took Little Loli Lin Kexin's hand, while inwardly wondering how many lolitas he had met who wanted to become his wife.
After roughly counting the number, even seventy-two imperial concubines wouldn't be enough to grant them all titles!
This one was rather special, though. She was dead.
How about making her the Underworld Consort?
As An Xinghe thought about all sorts of nonsense, he walked forward with Little Loli.
Just then, another telephone ringtone rang beside his ear!
Somewhat annoyed, he found the phone and roared into it:
"No! I'm Patrick Star!"
"Is this the Krusty Krab... No! You're An Xinghe, right?! I'm Ghost Face!"
An Xinghe gave a cold laugh:
"So it's Ghost Sister. It's been a long time."
Section 26: Chocolate
"So it's Ghost Sister. It's been a long time."
Ghost Face, commonly known as Ghost Sister, was the paranormal consultant the company had hired before.
She had appeared on many shows with Jia Hui and A Qi, so An Xinghe naturally knew her as well.
On the other end of the phone, Ghost Face listened to An Xinghe's words and felt that there was an indescribable sarcasm in them!
Could he be the Great Yin-Yang Master?!
Ghost Face shook her head. Her plan had already reached its final stage, and she had no time to think about such things.
"An Xinghe, listen. You've been pulled into a videotape again. I'll tell you how to escape!"
"First, lure the Red-Dressed Female Ghost to the Underground Garage."
"Then find a car covered in Yellow Talismans! I prepared it in advance."
"Keep ramming the Red-Dressed Female Ghost with the front of the car, and you'll be able to kill her! Then you can return to the Real World."
An Xinghe clapped happily when he heard this:
"Ghost Sister, how do you know so much?"
"So much that it makes me suspect this was all arranged by you in advance!"
An Xinghe was about to say more when he heard a series of "beep, beep, beep" sounds from the phone.
That woman had actually hung up on me!
Beside him, Little Loli Lin Kexin tugged at An Xinghe's hand:
"Big Brother, I want to eat chocolate!"
Lin Kexin's request put An Xinghe in a difficult position.
Chocolate for people was easy enough to find, but Lin Kexin was a ghost. She couldn't eat it at all.
As for chocolate that ghosts could eat...
An Xinghe suddenly thought of something and pulled three Yellow Talismans from his robe.
The Old Lady from Kowloon Walled City had given them to him. She had originally intended for him to use them to suppress her mother.
Unexpectedly, An Xinghe had solved the problem with his bare hands, so the Yellow Talismans had been left unused.
He didn't know whether they still worked after so many days, nor whether Lin Kexin could eat them.
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*An Xinghe means to feed Little Loli Yellow Talismans?* *Damn! Feeding a ghost Yellow Talismans! This is my first time seeing it!* *What a frog! There are only moves you can't imagine—there's no move Brother An can't pull off!* *I think Lin Kexin ending up in An Xinghe's hands counts as bad luck.* *If Lin Kexin eats those Yellow Talismans, won't she get diarrhea?!* *Does a ghost even have a digestive system? Diarrhea, my ass! Why don't you say she'll fart too!*
An Xinghe held the three Yellow Talismans in front of Lin Kexin:
"Why don't you try eating these?"
The Yellow Talismans had been kept by An Xinghe for several days, and they had also been crumpled, so most of their suppressive power had already dissipated.
Only a trace of pure yang energy remained.
The moment Little Loli smelled the Yellow Talismans, her eyes widened:
"Big Brother! These smell so good! Are you really giving them to me?!"
"Of course. Who told Kexin to be so cute?"
"Big Brother, you're the best!"
Lin Kexin snatched the Yellow Talismans and began sucking on them furiously.
The Yellow Talismans visibly turned black, until they finally became nothing but powder!
Lin Kexin patted her little belly and laughed happily:
"So delicious! I'm so full!"
[Ding! Player An Xinghe has completed the Hidden Quest Craving for Chocolate!] [Reward: 3 portions of Magic Chocolate!]
An Xinghe was somewhat dumbfounded when he heard the system notification. Were Hidden Quests this easy to complete now? Could he complete one just by casually feeding a child?
[Name: Magic Chocolate] [Type: Consumable] [Quality: Common] [Effect: After being consumed by a living being of lower strength, it will cause them to completely obey your commands.] [Note: This year, don't accept gifts—only accept chocolate!]
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*For fuck's sake! An Xinghe completed this Hidden Quest way too easily! Ordinary people might not encounter a single Hidden Quest across a dozen dungeons! And he completed two in one dungeon!* *A Common-quality consumable. It can't compare to Fine Grade, but at least there are three of them!* *Haven't you noticed? These Hidden Quests were originally extremely difficult, but An Xinghe's looks lowered their difficulty by several levels!* *Exactly! Even if someone ten times stronger than him came, they probably still couldn't complete this Hidden Quest.* *So being good-looking isn't just useful for putting food on the table—it can also be used to complete quests.*
While An Xinghe was reading the description of Magic Chocolate, Little Loli tugged at him:
"Big Brother, do you have any more delicious things like that?"
An Xinghe spread his hands:
"Not for now. If Kexin wants some, I'll bring you more the next time we meet, all right?"
Little Loli nodded rapidly:
"Okay, okay! Big Brother is the best!"
Just then, Little Loli's eyes spun mischievously, and she said slyly:
"Big Brother, if I became your girlfriend, would you give me delicious food every day?"
An Xinghe looked at the mischievous Lin Kexin and ruffled her hair:
"Forget it. I have no interest in a Bean Sprout like you."
Section 27: The Quest Objective Changed!
According to Ghost Sister, An Xinghe had to find the female ghost, lure her to the Underground Garage, and ram her to death!
An Xinghe glanced at the bouncing Little Loli beside him and smiled sinisterly:
"Kexin, how about I take you to play in the Underground Garage?"
Lin Kexin nodded happily. She had been dead for many years, and no one had ever accompanied her to play.
After finally finding someone willing to play with her, it didn't matter whether An Xinghe took her to the Underground Garage. Even if he said they were going to watch goldfish, she might agree!
After bringing Lin Kexin to the garage, An Xinghe found the car covered in Yellow Talismans, but he had no intention of using it.
"Kexin, the two of us playing is a little dull, isn't it? How about we call your mother over?"
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*That sentence from An Xinghe sounds so evil!* *Is he trying to eat a rice bowl? Chicken-and-egg rice bowl!* *This reminds me of another sentence: How about we call your best friend over?* *I'm speechless! Is that something you can say to a seven-year-old Little Loli?!* *If you said that after Little Loli grew up, wouldn't it be even more evil?!* *Everyone in this chat deserves to be shot. Not one of them would be wrongfully accused!*
Lin Kexin nodded happily and shouted:
"Mommy!"
In an instant, gusts of gloomy wind swept through the surroundings. The temperature began to plummet, making everyone shiver uncontrollably!
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