Horror Game: What to Do If You're Too Handsome Section 18

[Fuck! This just turned into a horror movie!]

[I wanna be told sweetly by a little loli, "I want to be Big Brother's wife!"]

[The guy above—cuff him! No trial, just execute!]

An Xinghe smiled as he took Little Loli Lin Kexin's hand, while mentally counting how many lolis he'd met who wanted to be his wife.

Rough tallying it up, even seventy-two concubines wouldn't be enough!

This one was special, though—she was dead.

How about naming her Underworld Consort?

An Xinghe let his thoughts wander as he walked forward with the little loli.

Just then, a phone rang in his ear again!

Annoyed, he found the phone and shouted into it:

"No! I'm Patrick Star!"

"Is this the Krusty Krab... no! You're An Xinghe, right?! I'm Ghost Face!"

An Xinghe gave a cold smirk:

"So it's Ghost Sister. Long time no see."

Chapter 26: Chocolate

"So it's Ghost Sister. Long time no see."

Ghost Face, commonly called Ghost Sister, was the supernatural consultant the company had hired before.

She'd done many shows with Jia Hui and A Qi, so An Xinghe naturally knew her.

On the other end of the line, Ghost Face heard An Xinghe's tone and felt an indescribable sarcasm in it!

Could he be a Grand Yin-Yang Master?!

Ghost Face shook her head. Her plan was in its final stage—no time to overthink.

"An Xinghe, listen. You've been pulled into a videotape again. I'll teach you how to escape!"

"First, lure the Red-Dressed Female Ghost here to the Underground Garage."

"Then find a car covered in Yellow Talismans—I prepared it in advance."

"Ram the Red-Dressed Female Ghost with the car's front repeatedly, and you'll kill her! Then you can return to the Real World."

An Xinghe heard this and clapped happily:

"Ghost Sister, how do you know so much!"

"So much that it makes me wonder if you planned all this!"

He wanted to say more, but the phone went "beep beep beep."

This woman actually hung up on me!

Beside him, Little Loli Lin Kexin tugged at his hand:

"Big Brother, I want Chocolate!"

This request stumped An Xinghe.

Chocolate for humans was easy to find, but Lin Kexin was a ghost—she couldn't eat it.

And chocolate for ghosts...

An Xinghe suddenly thought of something and pulled three Yellow Talismans from his chest.

These were from the Old Lady in Kowloon Walled City, meant for him to use them to suppress her mother.

Unexpectedly, An Xinghe had dealt with it barehanded, so the talismans were saved.

He didn't know if they still worked after so many days, or if Lin Kexin could eat them.

Livestream Room.

[An Xinghe's gonna feed the little loli Yellow Talismans?]

[Holy shit! Feeding a ghost Yellow Talismans! First time I've seen that!]

[Damn! There's no move my Brother An can't pull off!]

[I think Lin Kexin's unlucky to end up with An Xinghe.]

[Won't Lin Kexin get the runs after eating Yellow Talismans?!]

[Guy above, do ghosts even have digestive systems? Runs! Why not say she'll fart!]

An Xinghe held the three Yellow Talismans in front of Lin Kexin:

"How about you try eating these?"

Since the talismans had been in An Xinghe's possession for days and were crumpled, their suppression power had mostly dissipated.

Only a bit of pure yang energy remained.

The little loli sniffed the Yellow Talisman and immediately widened her eyes:

"Big Brother! This smells so good! Are you really giving it to me to eat?!"

"Of course, how could I not, when Kexin is this cute!"

"Big Brother, you're the best!"

Lin Kexin snatched the Yellow Talisman and started inhaling it frantically.

The talisman visibly darkened until it finally crumbled into powder!

Lin Kexin patted her little belly and laughed happily:

"So yummy! I'm so full!"

[Ding! Player An Xinghe has completed the Hidden Quest Craving for Chocolate!]

[Reward Item: Magic Chocolate x3!]

An Xinghe was a bit stunned by the system prompt. Were Hidden Quests this easy to complete now? Just feeding a kid was enough?

[Name: Magic Chocolate]

[Type: Consumable]

[Quality: Common]

[Effect: After being consumed by a weaker creature, it will completely obey your commands.]

[Note: No gifts this holiday season—only chocolate as the reason!]

Livestream Room.

[Damn! An Xinghe finished that Hidden Quest way too easily?! Normal people go through a dozen dungeons without seeing one! And he's done two in a single dungeon!]

[A Common-quality consumable, not as good as Fine Grade, but at least there are three of them!]

[Don't you guys see? These Hidden Quests were supposed to be hard, but An Xinghe's looks dropped the difficulty by several levels!]

[Exactly! Even someone ten times stronger than him probably couldn't pull this off.]

[So being good-looking isn't just a meal ticket—it's a quest ticket too.]

As An Xinghe was reading the Magic Chocolate's description, the little loli tugged at him:

"Big Brother, do you have any more of that tasty stuff?"

An Xinghe spread his hands:

"Not right now. If Kexin wants more, I'll bring some next time we meet, okay?"

The little loli nodded frantically:

"Okay, okay, okay! Big Brother is the best!"

Then, her eyes darted around slyly, and she said mischievously:

"Big Brother, if I become your girlfriend, will you feed me yummy things every day?"

An Xinghe looked at the playful Lin Kexin and ruffled her hair:

"Don't even think about it. This one here has no interest in a little Bean Sprout like you."

Chapter 27: Quest Objective Changed!

According to Ghost Sister, An Xinghe had to find the Female Ghost, lure her to the Underground Garage, and ram her to death!

An Xinghe glanced at the little loli hopping beside him and grinned slyly:

"Kexin, how about I take you to the Underground Garage to play?"

Lin Kexin nodded happily. She'd been dead for years, with no one to play with.

Now that she'd finally found An Xinghe, who was willing to hang out with her, she'd follow him anywhere—even if he said he was going to look at goldfish!

Bringing her to the garage, he spotted the car plastered with Yellow Talismans, but he didn't plan to use it.

"Kexin, just the two of us playing is a bit boring? How about we call your mom?"

Livestream Room.

[That line from An Xinghe sounds so wicked!]

[Is he trying to get a combo meal? Chicken and egg rice bowl!]

[This reminds me of another line: How about we call your bestie?]

[I'm done! Is that something you say to a seven-year-old little loli?!]

[Upstairs, wouldn't it be even worse if he said it when she's older?!]

[Every single person on this floor needs to be executed—not one is innocent!]

Lin Kexin nodded happily and called out:

"Mommy!"

Instantly, gusts of eerie wind swirled around them, the temperature plummeted, and chills ran down everyone's spine!