What to Do If You're Too Handsome: Episode 7

The moment An Xinghe saw that weapon, he knew it was an exceptionally rare treasure!

[Name: F2 Sniper Rifle]

[Type: Weapon]

[Grade: Fine]

[Special Effect: None]

[Can Be Taken Out of the Scenario: Yes]

[Note: An 8x scope! Where's my 8x scope?! How am I supposed to snipe without an 8x scope?!]

What If I Can't Beat Her?

F2 Sniper Rifle!

Fine! Another Fine Grade Weapon!

An Xinghe picked up the sniper rifle and weighed it in his hands, finding it remarkably comfortable to use!

Livestream chat.

[How many Fine Grade items has An Xinghe gotten already?!]

[Four! This is only his second scenario! How did he get four already?!]

[Ordinary people would be thanking the heavens if they even had a lousy Ruined Grade weapon.]

[In this livestream, you can watch him flirt with girls, watch him show off his wealth, but you'll never see him suffer.]

[Even top-tier players in the horror game can't just get Fine Grade weapons whenever they want!]

[I'm so jealous.]

[Me too.]

After putting away the sniper rifle, An Xinghe once again led Cassandra through the Castle, solving puzzles and opening mechanisms everywhere.

An Xinghe's movements were so practiced that Cassandra began to wonder whether he had been to the Castle before.

And not just once, either!

Otherwise, why was he so familiar with everything?!

Cassandra had guessed right. Back when An Xinghe played Resident Evil 8, he had installed all sorts of mods for replaying it.

He had gotten so deranged that he could barely recognize the lady in her original outfit anymore. After all, evening gowns, swimsuits, and nurse uniforms were far more to his perverted tastes.

By the time An Xinghe successfully obtained the Death Flower Dagger, the lady had not appeared again.

[Name: Death Flower Dagger]

[Type: Weapon]

[Grade: Perfect]

[Special Effect: Extremely powerful against monsters]

[Can Be Taken Out of the Scenario: No]

[Note: A Perfect Grade Weapon! Want it? Jealous?! I'm not giving it to you! Ha! I'm just messing with you!]

The note made the veins on An Xinghe's forehead bulge!

Cassandra looked at the bizarre yet beautiful dagger and asked:

"Brother An, is this the legendary dagger coated in poison, capable of killing all kinds of monsters and demons? Will it really work against Mother?"

An Xinghe tugged at the corner of his mouth and said,

"It's useful, but I think the most useful weapon against the lady is still a Fly Swatter."

"Huh? A Fly Swatter? Can that kill people?"

Just as the two were talking, a gust of black wind swept in.

Gradually, the black wind condensed into a human figure.

It was Daniela, one of the three sisters!

She hurried forward and grabbed An Xinghe's hand.

"Brother An! I finally found you! Listen to me, quickly!"

"What happened? Don't panic. Take your time."

"It's Mother. She's guarding the Rose Bottle, waiting for you to walk right into her trap!"

Isn't the lady just cheating?!

If it were somewhere else, with the secret technique he had honed over the years of smacking her butt with a Fly Swatter while running circles around her, he could definitely make the lady dizzy.

But now, he could only face the lady head-on.

An Xinghe put away the Death Flower Dagger and said to Cassandra and Daniela,

"Let's go find the lady!"

The place where Rose's head was kept was on the first floor of the Castle. On the way there, the three of them ran into Bella, who looked anxious and worried.

Once Bella saw that An Xinghe was unharmed, she visibly relaxed and joined their group.

Surrounded by the three sisters, An Xinghe inexplicably felt like he was the boss of this scenario.

The four of them entered the final room together. The lady stood before the yellow bottle containing Rose's head and gave An Xinghe a seductive smile.

"Cutie, I've finally been waiting for you~"

If anyone else had called An Xinghe a cutie, he would have gone right up and beaten them up!

But as he looked at the 2.9-meter-tall lady...

Cutie it is. Besides, I've smacked your butt so many times in the game. I'm not losing out.

The lady then looked at her three daughters standing behind An Xinghe and said coldly,

"Cutie, my three daughters have been very disobedient lately. They must have caused you quite a bit of trouble! I'll make sure to discipline them properly afterward!"

"And I hope you'll help me discipline them too~ They've never experienced a father's love since they were little!"

An Xinghe stared straight at the lady.

Before coming here, he had prepared three possible strategies.

The best strategy was to appeal to the lady's emotions and reason with her, persuading her to hand over the bottle willingly.

Now, it seemed that strategy was basically impossible.

The middle strategy was to use force and seize the bottle!

The worst strategy was to sacrifice his body and steal the bottle while the lady was off guard.

An Xinghe was utterly shameless!

If I can't beat the lady, I'll just lie down on the floor!

But before that, he still intended to give it a try.

He took out the Death Flower Dagger in one hand and held the Slit-Mouthed Woman's Scissors in the other, with the sniper rifle slung across his back, then asked,

"Lady, could you please give Rose to me?!"

The lady had always been puzzled by An Xinghe's determination to save Rose, so she took the opportunity to ask,

"Cutie, why are you so fixated on a little girl like Rose? You and she should be complete strangers! Compared to Rose, don't you think we could do happier things together?"

Miranda

The lady had always been puzzled by An Xinghe's determination to save Rose, so she took the opportunity to ask,

"Cutie, why are you so fixated on a little girl like Rose? You and she should be complete strangers! Compared to Rose, don't you think we could do happier things together?"

The lady even suggestively tugged at the clothes over her chest.

Hearing that, An Xinghe snorted inwardly!

This is all just the master's mission... Pah! It's the system's mission!

If I don't get Rose back, the system might just erase me.

Seeing that An Xinghe remained unmoved, the lady bit her lip and asked again,

"Cutie, do you really have to have Rose?"

An Xinghe nodded.

"Yes!"

"Rose was entrusted to me by Mother Miranda. I can't simply hand her over to you unless... you take her from me by force."

The lady gave An Xinghe a seductive smile, as though she had already imagined how things would unfold next. She continued,

"We can pretend to fight, then I can pretend to lose to you. That way, you can take Rose openly, and Mother Miranda won't punish me too severely."

"But, cutie, if I help you like this, how will you repay me?"

The lady's gaze toward An Xinghe was filled with possessiveness and wild desire, as if she wanted to swallow him whole.

An Xinghe's balls ached.

Good grief, do I really have to use this body of mine, neither pure nor chaste, after all?!

After thinking for a moment, he painfully held up three fingers.

"Three times?"

The lady shook her head disdainfully and made a cross with her fingers.

An Xinghe shook his head like a rattle drum.

Ten times? Could a human being even endure that?!

He held up five fingers.