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"Dad, one Heavenly Aegis for proving the Dao lasts a jiazi... Are you serious or not? By the time I finished serving the punishment, all the food would be cold!" Ling Xian's face went pale with fright.
"Heh heh, what do you think?" I shot back.
Ling Xian shuddered and hurriedly said, "I was just running my mouth, Dad! I promise there won't be a next time!"
"Your life may be spared, but punishment is unavoidable. Starting tomorrow, you'll lecture on swordsmanship for a full month. Even if no one listens, you'll still give the lectures." I spoke indifferently.
"Dad, I'm fine with fighting, but I'm really no good at lecturing!" Ling Xian panicked.
"Then go train in the lower realm. One jiazi here is a thousand years in the mortal world now, isn't it? Even an idiot should be able to learn and return by then, right?" I pretended to calculate by counting on my fingers.
Ling Xian hastily grabbed my hand and said, "Dad, I suddenly had a flash of inspiration. I think I might really have a talent for lecturing on the Dao. Please let your son give it a try!"
I pulled my hand back, then looked toward Yun Wanxi and asked, "Has he been pestering you like a piece of sticking plaster?"
"Master, what's a piece of sticking plaster?" Yun Wanxi asked timidly.
"It's... it's a lump of shit. The kind that still stinks after you step on it and wipe it off." I explained.
Ling Xian was instantly dumbfounded. "Dad, how could you say an analogy like that out loud?!"
Yun Wanxi covered her mouth and laughed so hard that she shook like a flower-laden branch, but in the end, she still shook her head and said, "Master, Brother Ling