Global Wasteland: Shelter Infinite Upgrade
Chapter 47

Foolish Captives, Small Improvements in Life!

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"Looks like this warlock Kobold has something wrong in the head. I've pinned him to the ground, what's with that silly grin?"

After giving the Kobold some Psionic Water to keep him alive, Su Mo, seeing that the guy was still smiling, simply punched him to make him understand the situation.

"Oreo, come and work, watch him, don't let him wake up."

Receiving the order, Oreo was very excited.

A look of happiness spread across his black and white dog face.

Perhaps in his world, guarding the one who "disfigured" him was more satisfying than a feast.

"Five Kobolds, and they dropped three Wooden Boxes and one Bronze Box. Killing these things seems profitable."

As time passed, the Kobolds shot to death were judged as completely dead by the game panel and dropped treasure chests.

For some reason, the first Kobold Warlock shot didn't drop a Silver Box this time, only a Bronze Box.

Slightly disappointed, Su Mo gathered all the boxes together and started opening them.

[Record]: You have obtained Wahaha Mineral Water 500ml*2 [Record]: You have obtained Chili Water 30ml*1 [Record]: You have obtained Vegetable Oil 5L*1 [Record]: You have obtained a bag of Sichuan Peppercorn Seeds [Record]: You have obtained a Skateboard

"I actually got Vegetable Oil, good stuff."

After putting the other four items into the storage space, Su Mo took out the Vegetable Oil with the Golden Dragon Fish packaging.

In the sunlight, the Vegetable Oil was dyed with a pure golden light.

"Once my vegetables grow, maybe I can make some stir-fries, and then some noodles."

"No, I'm making Beef Oil Splash Noodles today, who can resist that?"

Just thinking about the wonderful taste of Oil Splash Noodles, Su Mo felt as if he had eaten a plum, with countless sour juices gushing out.

His stomach, which wasn't hungry before, now rumbled.

In a great mood, Su Mo looked at the Kobolds lying scattered on the ground, his eyes filled with excitement.

Kobolds, truly my treasure.

Taking out the shovel from the storage space, Su Mo found a relatively secluded place and started digging.

Although this simple burial wouldn't do much good, Su Mo decided to bury these Kobolds, who looked somewhat similar to humans, in the hope of delaying their search.

With the experience of digging a pit and burying people for the first time, Su Mo's movements were much more skilled this time.

In no time, he dug a pit even larger than before.

After picking up all the dead Kobolds and throwing them into the pit, Su Mo opened the storage space and put the Wooden Barrels containing the two Kobolds from the Ruins into the pit as well, and began to bury them.

Su Mo was like a diligent farmer, diligently cultivating the barren land.

Drops of sweat slid from his forehead, falling into the pit and mixing with the soil.

In the apocalypse, not only are human lives worthless, but these monsters must also follow the law of the jungle.

With everything done, Su Mo took out the grass rope he had used for exploring the Ruins today, walked to the Kobold Warlock, and began a bondage play.

One circle, two circles, three circles... The three-meter-long hemp rope was wrapped five times, from top to bottom, and the Kobold Warlock was almost wrapped into a rice dumpling.

Su Mo nodded in satisfaction.

Oreo next to him also nodded in satisfaction.

In the sunset, the shadows of a man and a dog stretched infinitely, as if they had become the only protagonists in this small world.

"Hiss, so thirsty, so painful, why can't I feel my arm at all?"

A chaotic feeling came from Mundi's mind, and he struggled to lift his eyelids, which felt as if they were weighed down by a thousand pounds, to look forward.

Dark but clean was his first impression of the place.

This stone cave not only lacked the stench of the Kobold castle, but also had a natural fragrance of soil and sunshine.

Mundi struggled to turn his head and looked at the only place with light.

"What is glowing, and why is the light so soft?"

A fist-sized object emitted light in the dark night cave, illuminating a corner and, incidentally, the death god-like man.

In Mundi's view, the man carefully picked up a small white bag from a spot and used a bowl to scoop out a bowl of white powder.

Grabbing a handful of water, the man began to work on a wooden board.

After a while, the man contentedly picked up strips of white, elongated objects and placed them into a pot of boiling water.

A savory aroma immediately wafted from the pot.

"Heh, is he trying to recruit me? I've long heard that humans use delicacies and women to attract prisoners. It seems I, Mundi, will also enjoy such treatment one day."

"He cherishes these things. It seems he's reluctant to eat them himself and wants to use them to win me over?"

"Should I eat it directly, or feign loyalty for a while and eat it when he begs me?"

Mundi's face wore a smile. He seemed to already envision the scene of the man tempting him to surrender.

However, how could the pitiful Kobold understand human delicacies? As the man poured something from a small bottle again, with a sizzle, a spicy and savory aroma instantly filled the cave.

"What kind of heavenly delicacy is this!"

Although his dog mouth was a bit leaky for some reason, long trails of drool still dripped from Mundi's mouth.

A stimulating scent entered his mouth, traveled to his stomach, and finally reached his entire brain center.

An inexplicable feeling of joy, as if every cell was breathing.

Mundi guaranteed that he had never seen such a delicacy, not even at the annual clan festival! The man finally finished all the work. As he divided the delicacies in the pot into two bowls, one bowl was poured into a low-level dog bowl that was still crawling on the ground.

After pouring the other bowl into a small basin, Mundi's smile was almost uncontrollable.

He was very envious and jealous that this low-level dog could eat such a delicacy, and at the same time... he was very much looking forward to... the death god man coming to beg him to eat the delicacy and personally recruit him as a vanguard general! However...

"What a fireball-sized fist!"

"Good heavens, this Kobold's brain must have some problems. I didn't expect to capture an idiot. This is a huge loss."

Having just finished making Beef Oil Splash Noodles, in the corner of his eye, Su Mo saw the awakened Kobold Warlock sitting on the ground and giggling foolishly.

Although he was tied up several times, so tightly that it was suffocating, the Kobold seemed unaware, opening his dog mouth and laughing with a 'hachi hachi'.

Su Mo was not polite with this face, and gave him another punch to let this guy rest well.

"If only there was some garlic and some chopped green onions!"

Watching the Kobold faint again, Su Mo patted his hands in satisfaction and returned to his bowl of noodles.

Eating noodles without garlic, the aroma is half gone.

There was chili oil, beef jerky, and dehydrated vegetables in the noodle bowl, but without the garlic of Lao Shan, it still lacked a bit of flavor.

With a slight regret, Su Mo quickly began to gobble up the noodles in the bowl.

In the corner of his eye, Oreo had almost finished his share. If Su Mo hadn't finished eating by then, Oreo would whine and act coquettishly to ask for more.

He slurped down the noodles, and then downed a large glass of Psionic Water to fill the gaps.

Su Mo was satisfied! Oreo... was also satisfied!

One man and one dog collapsed on the spot, enjoying the hard-won sage time after the meal.

However, in the dark corner, on the Kobold Warlock's slightly aggrieved and terrified dog face, a clear tear quietly streaked across the corner of his eye

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