Pfft... That was poisonous!
Everyone's faces stiffened, then began twitching.
They all knew that Bulma, the fiercest tigress, was probably about to explode.
And this newcomer clearly meant trouble, which was no good thing.
"Dead Monkey!... Explain yourself... or today, I'll—"
Before Bulma could finish roaring, the Goku-like Guy suddenly rushed excitedly in front of Son Goku, grabbed him in a hug, and shouted, "Dad, I finally get to see you again! It was so hard... How long has it been? I finally get to see you again..."
He was so emotional that everyone unanimously decided Son Goku was utterly doomed.
Even if he jumped into the Yellow River, he would never wash the mud off himself. With yellow mud dropped into his pants, even if it was not shit, it would become shit.
Son Goku was completely dumbfounded, while Bulma's eyes had already turned red.
"Um... did you mistake me for someone else?"
Son Goku maintained the same composure he would have if Mount Tai collapsed before him, blinking his innocent wide eyes as he asked in confusion.
The guy froze as well, then suddenly remembered something. Turning toward the nearly collapsing Bulma, he shouted, "Don't misunderstand, mom—any of you! I really am Son Goku's son, but I'm his second son. I was born in the future and forcibly traveled through time using the time machine invented by mom's company."
"...Huh?"
Everyone instantly looked utterly bewildered.
"Holy shit, this guy brags even better than I do!" Old Pervert Turtle rubbed his bald head and shouted.
Uchiha Jie was even worse, bursting into crazed laughter.
"A time machine? This is the first time I've heard of such a thing. If something like that really existed, the world would have fallen into chaos ages ago. Time travel? If I could travel