Identification Complete-This Is a Freaking Psychopath!

Identification Complete—This Is a Freaking Psychopath!

The third day, the dungeon.

"How is it? Have you thought it over? Will you marry me?"

"Before I answer that, I'd like to ask you a few questions."

"Sure, go ahead."

"Can you do laundry and cook?"

"No."

"Then I'm sorry, but please allow me to refuse!"

"Why? Just because of that? Can't we leave it to someone else? As the shadows of our respective villages, we shouldn't waste our precious time on boring chores."

"Is that so?... Then I'll go back and think it over some more. I'll come again tomorrow."

"Okay."

The fourth day, the dungeon.

"Uh, after I went back yesterday, I thought it over carefully and realized you were right. There's nothing wrong with not knowing how to do laundry or cook. It's right to spend more time building and developing the village!"

"So you agree to marry me? Excellent. A wise choice. I've been away for too long, so the village should have sent people to look for me by now. We need to return to the Land of Water as soon as possible, then pick an auspicious day for the wedding..."

"Wait a moment. Are you sure you want to marry me?"

"How many times do I have to say it? What exactly are you doubting? If you don't believe me, we can get married here first, then return home."

"Cough, cough. Actually, I still have a few questions..."

"Ask!"

"Do you own a house?"

"A house? I'm the Mizukage! Do you think I wouldn't even have a place to live?"

"Then do you have a car?"

"A car? You mean a carriage? What would we need one of those for? Do you like riding in carriages to missions?"

"So that means you don't have one?"